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Previous on Boston Legal.

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- Take the money out and put it in a bag.
- She already murdered a man.

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- Please, let this one get away.
- I do this for you, you do something for me.

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Get me an interview
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

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You don't get to set all the rules
in this relationship.

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I'm sorry, but if you hit me or anything...

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I might literally die.

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Your case is dismissed.
You're free and clear. I found you job.

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- Come and get it.
- So I've met this girl.

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- You did?
- I ram Levine.

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- You don't fool me.
- She gives me a bit of trouble.

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Hello.

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Ms. Levine, Alan Shore.

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Hello, Mr. Shore.

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- Uh, is there something I can do for you?
- There is.

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And let me preface
my remarks by saying...

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while we don't know each other very well...

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and while I'd rather be
speaking to you in person...

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so as to better gauge
your reaction...

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Ms. Levine, I've been having
certain fantasies about you-

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intense...

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unabashedly sexual fantasies-

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and I thought we could meet
to discuss them.

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Did you get that?

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Uh, one drink.

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- Ms. Levine.
- Mr. Shore.

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I took the liberty
of ordering champagne.

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Thank you.

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Mom.

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So-These fantasies.

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They are many and varied, actually...

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but now that you’re here they seem
a very poor substitute for reality.

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Well, I'll admit I've been having
some fantasies of my own.

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Have you? Tell.

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I walk into a building-
my old high school gym-

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and you follow me inside.

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And there are these booths set up.
It's election day.

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Why not?

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I go into a very small booth,
and you follow me in.

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Your hand, like the breeze...

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reaches up my inner thighs...

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and I turn around and I say,
"It's not right. "

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- And you say-
- "Shut up and let's do this. "

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And you say, "What's not right?"

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And I say, "It's not right...

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"that I should vote...

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and my vote doesn't count
due to redistricting. "

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What?

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All of our elected officials are
redrawing the district voting lines...

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to tilt the elections in their favor.

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Our officials are stealing
our county, Alan...

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and we need to stop them,
and I may need a lawyer.

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And I'm guessing you're
not looking for a naked one.

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This could be the worst threat
to democracy ever, Alan...

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and no one is paying attention.

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We're going to make them pay attention.

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Make outvote count!

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Make outvote count!
Make outvote count!

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Make outvote count!

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Make our vote count!
Make our vote count!

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Oddly, this was
one of my fantasies.

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And the chilly weather
is certainly an added bonus.

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Break it up, ladies. Break it up.

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Make our vote count!

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All right, ladies, that's it.
Let's go.

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- What do we do now?
- Okay, everybody stay calm.

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- Alan? Alan!
- Yes. No problem.

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I forgot what I was going to say.

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Oh, yes-And I say this
with great reluctance. Here

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Don't answer any questions.
I'll be down to bail you out as soon as I can.

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Make our vote count!

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Make our vote count!
Make our vote count!

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Make our vote count!

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And I'm not sucking up.
Saving that boy the way you did-

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You're a real local hero
and a media darling.

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- The cameras loved you.
- Thanks.

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- Mm-hmm. - Alan Shore said
some very good things about you.

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- Well, he's an excellent attorney.
- Mm-hmm.

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So tell me, why do you want to work
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt?

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working 80-hourweeks,
eating dinner out of to-go tins.

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My furniture is from
my parents' garage...

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and I buy my clothes from
Jenney’s Dress for Less.

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I could tell you some crap about
wanting new and exciting challenges...

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and blah-blah-blah,
but why not just be honest?

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It's the money.

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What kind of business
could you bring to the firm?

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I made a lot of contacts when
I was doing white-collar crime.

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I also know a lot of cops
and detectives and inspectors...

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Uh-huh.

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That's the Web site for a ski resort.

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Yeah. It's Whistler.
Do you ski?

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No, and it's really a shame...

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'cause here I am freezing
my butt off on Mt. "Pendejo. "

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Adios, muchacha.

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Mr. Hopper has finally come around.

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It took us a long time to get him
here, but he's willing to settle.

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I'm thinking of getting them
to rename lung cancer after me.

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- Daniel, are you listening to me?
- Think about it.

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You know, it makes sense.
Uh, the Lou Gehrig thing.

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We're going in now.

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Good morning, Samantha.

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- Is Mr. Hopper in the restroom?
- No.

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His wife just called.

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He died this morning.

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I can't believe you did this to me.

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- What did I do?
- This.

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It's complete chaos out here.

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- I've never seen anything like it.
- It was quite a scene.

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- ... quickly turned ugly-
- Oh, look. It's me.

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I can see that. You were there in a sea
of breasts, and you didn't invite me.

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It wasn't a sex thing, Denny.

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This was a political protest
about a serious issue.

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I heard there were 200 women.
That's 400 breasts.

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And you kept them all to yourself.

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- I have to get to an arraignment.
- The topless woman?

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- Yes.
- I'll go with you.

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It's in court. She'll be completely dressed.

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Why are they "pixel ting"?

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This is a cable news channel.
You can show breasts on cable.

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Y- Yes? May I help you, dear?

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This is my office.

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Oh, I needed a base of operations
for my sandwich cart business.

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- But I-
- You're first-year, right?

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Well, it goes like this:
Name partner, senior partner...

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junior partner, senior associate...

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- sandwich lady, Xerox guy, janitor, first-years.
- But I-

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- I'm on the phone, dear.
- Oh.

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Did she know that
when she asked? Oh, no.

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The lawsuit's been dropped.

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The claim died with Hopper, and the wife
decided not to pursue it any further.

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I want to see she gets
our original settlement offer.

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- You don't have to do that, Daniel.
- Sure, I do.

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- Hey, you busy tomorrow night?
- No. Why? What's going on?

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- I thought you might want to go to a funeral.
- Hopper's?

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No. Mine.

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We'll go in my limo. I got a TV.

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I got the guppy-downy thing, so we can
make out and the driver can't see us.

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Uh, yeah, I love making out
on the way to funerals...

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especially with the guest of honor.

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What's wrong with wanting
to see your own funeral?

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If you wait till you're dead, you don't hear
the great things people say about you.

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- Think about it?
- Daniel!

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- Denny.
- Looking' good.

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- Thank you. You wanna come to my funeral?
- Funerals are sad.

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- This one will be fun.
- Count me in.

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- Tomorrow night.
- No can do. Busy. Rain check?

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- Absolutely.
- He's a keeper.

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- Denny's great.
- Yep.

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- He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?
- Nope.

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Ms. Raines-

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- How was your interview at Crane, Poole & Schmidt?
- Short.

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Docket number 66706S,
Commonwealth versus I ram Levine.

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One count of disturbing the peace.

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Your Honor, at this time the People
would like to amend the complaint.

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We're charging Ms. Levine
with Penal Code 272, section 16...

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open and gross lewdness
and lascivious behavior.

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- Are you out of your mind?
- How do you plead, counselor?

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Time out, Your Honor.
That charge is a felony.

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This woman was arrested
as part of political protest.

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There was nothing lewd
and lascivious about it.

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- Read the statute. She violated it.
- This is absurd.

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If she’s convicted, she'll be forced
to register as a sex offender.

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Save it for the jury, counselor.
How do you plead?

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Even more not guilty than we were
prepared to plead a moment ago.

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Conference with the clerk
to set the trial date.

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Next case.

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- Why are you doing this?
- I'm late.

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There were 200 women
arrested that day.

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Are you going to charge
them all as sex offenders?

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We're going to see how
this case goes first.

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What the hell happened
in your interview with Holly Raines?

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I don't like your tone.

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And you're square. Game over.
Now what they hell happened?

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Didn't like her.
She was only here for the money.

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Brad, everyone from the senior partners...

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to the assistant janitor
is only here for the money.

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Okay, look. You had an affair with Tara.

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You paid your assistant
to sleep with you.

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I'm a partner now. I'm not going to
let you use this firm as an escort service.

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This was not about sex.
It was about bribery.

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I had to offer her an interview
to get Catherine Piper off.

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Now you’ve made her mad, and she's
taking it out on another client of mine.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Strengthening my quads.
Ski season.

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They say it was caused by stress
from the first Gulf War...

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but whatever the cause,
Brad Chase does indeed suffer...

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from a severe case
of irritable bowel syndrome...

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and his gastroenterologist
has told him to take up sports...

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that strengthen the gluteus maximums
muscles to control things back there.

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And this is the first
I've heard obit, but apparently...

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the high altitude of the ski slopes...

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is also good in helping
to prevent... leakage.

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Something to do
with the thin air.

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So, long story short, I will get you
another interview with a name partner.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Now, can you please
charge Irma Levine...

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with something reasonable,
or better yet, just drop the whole thing?

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- Can't do it.
- I'll never be able to guarantee you job...

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- but I promise-
- I know you think this is about me being mad...

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at Crane, Poole & Schmidt, but it isn't.

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- This comes from my boss.
- Why does the district attorney care about this?

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He wants to set an example
to discourage these kinds of protests.

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Ms. Raines, if you convict
Irma of this charge...

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she'll have to register
as a sex offender.

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She'll be lumped into the same group
as rapists and child molesters...

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all because of political protest.

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How can this seem
even remotely fair to you?

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It's out of my hands.

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Parson's trial-We're trying to
plea this out so I want you to research...

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any cases involving deaths
resulting from marital disputes.

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I'm on it. I do have a slight problem.

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- There's an old woman in my office.
- Pardon?

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- The sandwich lady.
- Catherine.

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- She's taken over my office.
- Am I to understand...

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that you, a lawyer working...

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at one of the most prestigious
firms in the Boston area...

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cannot negotiate with a sandwich lady
to get her out of your office?

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Well, of course I can. I just don't want
to take up the firm's billable time.

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You think this will take time?

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Well, no, sir. I'll take care obit.

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Forget I said anything. Please.

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Shirley. Just the person
I needed to see.

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I'm in a terrible bind,
and I need to borrow your breasts.

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All right, but have them home by 11:OO.

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- I'm sure you’ve followed I ram Levine's case in the news.
- I have.

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Then you know the D. A.,
or whoever is pressuring him...

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is attempting to suppress
political protests.

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- Naked ones, yes.
- This is not a small issue, Shirley.

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This type of thing is going on
all over the county.

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They've banned roadside parking
and camping in Crawford, Texas...

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to stop people from protesting the war.

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If you criticize
this administration...

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00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:26,037
they just might reveal
your wife is a C. I. A. agent.

234
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:29,170
Congress is creating a law
that forces people with political blogs...

235
00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:33,184
to either register with the government,
or face potential prosecution.

236
00:14:33,282 --> 00:14:35,411
Little by little, people are being silenced.

237
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:39,015
- I need your stature, expertise-
- Cut the crap, Alan.

238
00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:41,788
It's about boobs, and you need
a nice pair at the table.

239
00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:44,524
You are absolutely delicious when you
cut to the heart of the matter like that.

240
00:14:44,629 --> 00:14:46,531
They are throwing
everything at me, Shirley.

241
00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:49,468
- I need to throw everything back.
- I'll think about it.

242
00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:51,732
Think fast.

243
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,967
If agree to help you, one condition-

244
00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:55,975
I assume, during the course of this case...

245
00:14:56,076 --> 00:14:58,478
breasts will be referred to
in many colorful ways.

246
00:14:58,578 --> 00:15:00,481
- One would hope.
- Personally, however...

247
00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,882
I don't ever want to hear them
referred to as "hooters. "

248
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,980
I hate that word.
Oh, and this is a little off-topic...

249
00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:08,650
but I hate the word
"underpants" too.

250
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:11,422
If can have your breasts,
I promise not to say "hooters. "

251
00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:15,434
- Thank you, Alan. - Now, as for
"underpants;' if you promise not to wear-

252
00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:17,435
Good-bye, Alan.

253
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:28,176
We advised her to put her clothes
back on, but she and her cohorts...

254
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,945
insisted on marching
around topless.

255
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,953
- Mocker Mined_
- District attorney's here.

256
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:35,684
- exactly how many times did you
advise Ms. Levine- - Scott Bonder.

257
00:15:35,789 --> 00:15:39,285
Politicians are drawn to cameras
like flies are drawn to-

258
00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:43,026
- Politicians.
- And what was your reaction to the defendant's spotlessness?

259
00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,690
I was shocked. Offended.

260
00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:47,465
- Were you the only one offended?
- No, ma'am.

261
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:51,010
We've received numerous complaints from the
community about the defendant's behavior.

262
00:15:51,108 --> 00:15:53,773
Thank you.

263
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:01,784
Ms. Levine and her "cohorts;'
as you so colorfully referred to them...

264
00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:04,050
were there as part
oaf political protest, correct?

265
00:16:04,155 --> 00:16:07,059
- So she says.
- "So she says. "

266
00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:10,188
She was holding this sign.

267
00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:13,028
- Yes.
- Not exactly the stuff erections are made of.

268
00:16:13,134 --> 00:16:15,195
- Objection.
- Sustained.

269
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:17,704
Isn't it true that more people paid attention...

270
00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:21,142
once the protesters
took off their tops?

271
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:23,371
They drew a bigger crowd.
That's for sure.

272
00:16:23,478 --> 00:16:25,243
Thank you.

273
00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:30,053
Uh, one last thing.

274
00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:34,026
As a beat cop who
regularly pursues rapists...

275
00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:36,687
murderers and other
violent criminals, and also as one...

276
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,859
who protects the rights of the K. K. K.
and other provocative groups...

277
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,732
who are legally permitted to protest...

278
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,899
can you sit up there and honestly
tell us you were offended...

279
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,842
by a group of bare-breasted protesters?

280
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,118
They broke the law, Mr. Shore.

281
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,720
I find that offensive.

282
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:19,135
Shocked- Shocked
and appalled that people...

283
00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:22,215
would so blatantly flaunt
our obscenity laws.

284
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:24,910
Whore. Any place
there's a camera...

285
00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:27,351
there's Bonder, having sex with it.

286
00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:29,889
Where have you been
keeping your head?

287
00:17:29,989 --> 00:17:33,087
Around. I didn't see you
on the balcony the other night.

288
00:17:33,193 --> 00:17:36,325
Bev and I had something to do-
Then we did it again.

289
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,336
Alan.

290
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,407
I heard that you asked Shirley
to be part of your dream team.

291
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:45,406
Why her and not me?

292
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:48,069
Shirley has breasts.
Ours are just beginning to develop.

293
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:51,014
You're starting this case
off on the wrong foot.

294
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:54,315
- How so?
- It's got everything. Sex, politics-

295
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,250
Everything but one
key ingredient-

296
00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:58,824
Denny Crane. I'm in.

297
00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:00,950
Denny, you don't even know
what this case is about.

298
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:03,656
It doesn't matter. I don't have to know
what it's about in order to tee it.

299
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,969
I want you out of my office.
I'm an attorney.

300
00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:14,508
I graduated at the top of my class
at Suffolk University Law School.

301
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:16,635
I passed the bar exam
the very first tee...

302
00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:18,680
and I was recruited
by the best firms.

303
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,817
I killed a man.

304
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,893
I've seen those on TV.

305
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,973
- No, I do not believe the jury pool-
- There's that whore.

306
00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:43,533
- ... cannot get a fair trial-
- Watch out, everybody. The real whore is here.

307
00:18:43,641 --> 00:18:46,340
Denny. I don't have
a tranquilizer gun...

308
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:48,415
so I'm going to have
to reason with you.

309
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,416
We agreed you could be on this case...

310
00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:52,578
only if you don't speak.

311
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:54,588
Speak jinn the courtroom.

312
00:18:54,688 --> 00:18:58,423
Besides, it's opportunities like this
that make Crane, Poole & Schmidt...

313
00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:01,657
Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

314
00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:03,756
...be allowed to disregard
the obscenity laws.

315
00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:06,359
Denny Crane. Only 1 O cents a dance.
Hey, Scott!

316
00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:09,406
- Denny.
- I’d just like to say...

317
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:13,879
that most of us begin life
suckling on a breast...

318
00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:16,574
and if we’re lucky,
we end life suckling on a breast.

319
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,620
So anybody who’s against breasts
is against life itself.

320
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,913
Denny Crane.

321
00:19:28,027 --> 00:19:30,191
Sir, any comments?

322
00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:33,269
Ms. Levine, can you tell me what this is?

323
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:37,638
It's a map of the Boston area
congressional district.

324
00:19:37,738 --> 00:19:41,941
This is District Four.
How would you describe its shape?

325
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,946
It's shaped like a large intestine.

326
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:45,982
Now, why would we as a people...

327
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:49,748
choose to shape a congressional
district like a large intestine?

328
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,484
We don't. Our elected uncials do.

329
00:19:52,589 --> 00:19:55,994
Say you voted for the incumbent
congressman last election...

330
00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:59,156
and I live on the opposite side
of the street and I voted against him.

331
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:03,603
His party can draw the line down the middle
of the street to include you and exclude me.

332
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,574
- Can they really do that?
- With computer modeling, they can be very exact.

333
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:10,668
This isn't about boobs at all.

334
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,271
It's foreplay. Wait your turn.

335
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,453
Uh, why did you start this group?

336
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,455
To protest the war.
We had our shirts on then.

337
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:24,359
There were nearly 1 OO, OOO of us
in the streets- a sea of people-

338
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:28,024
but the local news reported
that only a few thousand showed up.

339
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,601
It was as if our protest
didn't even happen.

340
00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:34,640
- So what did you do next?
- We continued to protest with little effect...

341
00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:37,710
and we eventually learned that
in order to get your message heard...

342
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:39,711
you had to shock people.

343
00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:43,046
You had fantasies about this college girl?
She's nothing but a talker.

344
00:20:44,216 --> 00:20:46,152
Moment please, Your Honor.

345
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,450
Denny, we're trying to work here.

346
00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:52,220
Give him your keys to play with.

347
00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:57,360
And finally, Ms. Levine,
what do you do for living?

348
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:01,566
- I run a women's shelter.
- And if you are convicted...

349
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:06,305
and placed on the state's sexual offenders
registry, what happens to you?

350
00:21:06,409 --> 00:21:11,215
I would lose everything- My job,
my home, my standing in the community.

351
00:21:11,315 --> 00:21:13,980
So if one wanted...

352
00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:17,022
to intimidate people from exercising
their First Amendment rights...

353
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,091
this would be a good way to do it.

354
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,353
- Objection.
- Nothing further.

355
00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:29,929
Ms. Levine, your laudable work for
battered women notwithstanding...

356
00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:34,842
isn't it correct that you were arrested
only when you illegally bared your breasts?

357
00:21:34,941 --> 00:21:37,937
- Yes.
- You could have continued to make that same statement...

358
00:21:38,045 --> 00:21:39,947
while keeping your clothes on.

359
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,109
But the message wouldn't have
gotten the same coverage.

360
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,711
So it's your contention that
it's all right to break laws...

361
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,086
so long as you're tying
to get a message across.

362
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:49,752
I think that's a gross exaggeration.

363
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:53,629
Our community has set standards and laws
for what it deems to be indecent behavior.

364
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,637
What our elected officials are doing is indecent.
My breasts are not.

365
00:21:57,735 --> 00:22:01,607
- You intentionally broke that law, didn’t you?
- I took my top off.

366
00:22:01,705 --> 00:22:05,476
In many cultures, a woman's bared breasts
are not considered indecent.

367
00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:09,244
But we're in America. ten America we're
allowed to set our own laws, are we not?

368
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,320
Yes.

369
00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:14,286
Nothing further.

370
00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:39,449
- Your funeral's in a bar.
- Well, funeral homes close too early.

371
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:42,352
- And they don't have beer.
- Hmm.

372
00:22:42,454 --> 00:22:47,397
- Nice outfit, but I do believe I said hockey casual.
- Oh.

373
00:22:47,493 --> 00:22:50,660
I'm feeling a little like Alice
down the rabbit hole right now...

374
00:22:50,763 --> 00:22:53,165
so I'm just going to go with it.

375
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:56,707
That's an excellent attitude.
My family is going to love you.

376
00:22:56,804 --> 00:22:58,706
Your family?

377
00:22:58,806 --> 00:23:00,776
It's my funeral.

378
00:23:02,377 --> 00:23:03,971
Hey, there he is!

379
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,720
tam on it. tam on it.
tam on it. tam on it.

380
00:23:12,822 --> 00:23:15,123
I'm on it. I'm on it.

381
00:23:15,225 --> 00:23:16,819
Go. Go.

382
00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:18,863
Go, spiny man!
Go, spiny man!

383
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:20,728
"Spiny man"? Where'd
you get the lingo from?

384
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,232
Yes! Ha, ha!

385
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,704
- No.
- No. I had to let him win. It's his funeral.

386
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,970
Oh, you got beat by a girl and a dead guy.
Deal with it.

387
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,543
If could have your attention.

388
00:23:36,984 --> 00:23:40,890
We've gathered here tonight
to pay our final respects to...

389
00:23:40,988 --> 00:23:43,084
that guy who’s eating
the buffalo wings.

390
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,062
I know we look at Daniel,
and everyone here is thinking the same thing.

391
00:23:49,165 --> 00:23:51,898
How much is he leaving me
in the will?

392
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:56,306
Uh, seriously.
After our folks passed...

393
00:23:56,407 --> 00:23:58,844
Daniel was the one there for us.

394
00:23:58,942 --> 00:24:02,507
He always has been.

395
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:04,551
And he always will be.

396
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,885
To you, Bro.
I love you.

397
00:24:07,987 --> 00:24:11,449
To Daniel.

398
00:24:11,558 --> 00:24:15,054
Now let's have some Zambezi cake, huh?

399
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:18,067
All right.
Who wants the Zambezi?

400
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,729
Here we go.
Am I cutting here?

401
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,104
Oh, no. Oh, no. This is a problem.

402
00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:28,146
Right down the "B;' Brother.
Right down the "B."

403
00:24:28,243 --> 00:24:30,237
None for him.

404
00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:32,282
Bigger. Bigger.

405
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,593
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

406
00:24:40,692 --> 00:24:42,594
You know you’re wrecking my funeral.

407
00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:46,064
I know. It’s just-

408
00:24:46,164 --> 00:24:50,071
We're here, and it's you
and your friends and your family.

409
00:24:50,169 --> 00:24:53,734
- And it's like a beginning, only you’re-
- I t sucks.

410
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,811
That's it.

411
00:24:57,144 --> 00:24:59,138
It just sucks.

412
00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:02,586
This is-This is good for you.

413
00:25:04,018 --> 00:25:09,087
And everyone in there
is unbelievable.

414
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:11,526
And I have been tying.
I really have.

415
00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,037
But...

416
00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:22,206
you're dying, and it's
eating me up inside.

417
00:25:25,577 --> 00:25:27,810
Go back into your party.

418
00:25:56,581 --> 00:25:58,881
- It's time for court, Denny.
- I'm not going.

419
00:25:58,982 --> 00:26:02,080
You took me to the circus,
and you didn't show me any elephants.

420
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:05,854
I'm sorry. But I am going to
call the D. A. to the stand.

421
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:09,363
Hmm. That'll be fun,
but it's not enough. Be careful of Bonder.

422
00:26:09,462 --> 00:26:12,059
I'm not sure you want
that whore as an enemy.

423
00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:15,262
By definition he's my enemy.

424
00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:21,034
- He can't call the district attorney.
- I just did.

425
00:26:21,142 --> 00:26:25,083
He was never on our witness list. The
Commonwealth has not had ample time to prepare.

426
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:27,583
Your Honor, his testimony is relevant.
This case is all about...

427
00:26:27,684 --> 00:26:30,953
the railroading of my client's
First Amendment rights...

428
00:26:31,054 --> 00:26:32,956
and Mr. Bonder seems to be
conductor on said railroad.

429
00:26:33,056 --> 00:26:35,357
- It's a cheap stunt.
- Enough.

430
00:26:35,459 --> 00:26:38,124
I'm certain District Attorney Bonder
can take care of himself.

431
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,200
I'll allow his testimony.

432
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:47,108
Uh, District Attorney Bonder, Alan Shore.
Uh, before we start...

433
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:52,377
I just want to say I love those mailers
that you send out come election time.

434
00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:56,112
We're all inspired
by the story of your roots.

435
00:26:56,216 --> 00:27:00,282
Your father the Czechoslovakian cobbler.
Your mother the Czechoslovakian cobbler's wife.

436
00:27:00,388 --> 00:27:04,227
I also want to thank you
for taking the time to be here.

437
00:27:04,326 --> 00:27:07,925
You're a busy man,
keeping criminals off the streets...

438
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:11,629
fighting for truth, justice
and the American way.

439
00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:16,508
And yet you make time
to be here every day.

440
00:27:16,607 --> 00:27:20,571
- This case must be very important to you.
- It is.

441
00:27:20,679 --> 00:27:23,276
I guess the question
on all of our minds is why?

442
00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:25,284
Well, Mr. Shore, as you know...

443
00:27:25,384 --> 00:27:28,015
this was a penance of the law
on a sizable scale.

444
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:31,093
It was extremely offensive
to a large number of people.

445
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:34,288
And there were a lot of
TV cameras out there.

446
00:27:34,395 --> 00:27:36,958
And in here.
The point is...

447
00:27:37,064 --> 00:27:40,663
Ms. Levine's message
was getting across, wasn't it?

448
00:27:40,769 --> 00:27:44,265
That's why this case is so important.
That's what's so frightening to you.

449
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:48,143
The truth was getting out.
The truth about the stranglehold...

450
00:27:48,244 --> 00:27:51,513
you and other politicians have
on our political system, correct?

451
00:27:51,615 --> 00:27:54,952
Mr. Shore, I was elected
to represent the community...

452
00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:57,113
and to act in their best interest.

453
00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:00,022
- Ah.
- People have a right to political speech, no matter how extreme.

454
00:28:00,124 --> 00:28:03,564
They do not have the right
to break the law...

455
00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:06,361
with lewd and lascivious behavior
on the streets of Boston.

456
00:28:06,465 --> 00:28:08,959
- Yes- - You asked me a question.
Please allow me to finish.

457
00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:11,505
I don't know
what society you live in...

458
00:28:11,604 --> 00:28:15,511
but our society has made it clear
where it stands on indecency.

459
00:28:15,609 --> 00:28:18,980
If you’re looking for a litmus test,
just ask Janet Jackson.

460
00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:29,797
Well, congratulations, Alan. Your grilling
of the D. A. on the stand has really paid off.

461
00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:33,492
The plea bargain we had set
in the Parsons case suddenly got rejected.

462
00:28:33,597 --> 00:28:38,005
- Gee. I wonder why.
- Mr. Parsons did kill his wife. Maybe he should go to jail.

463
00:28:43,609 --> 00:28:46,672
And for what?
You're still losing this case.

464
00:28:46,779 --> 00:28:50,082
Well, if that’s all they're calling us,
clearly I've not done my job.

465
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,527
I'm here.
What do you want?

466
00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:04,295
Brad, would you agree you owe me one
for the egregious way...

467
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,735
- you handled the Holly Raines interview?
- Her attitude was-

468
00:29:06,836 --> 00:29:10,298
The important thing is I agree that
you owe me one. lust follow my lead.

469
00:29:12,308 --> 00:29:16,215
- Mr. Bonder, we're going to lose this case.
- Yes, you are.

470
00:29:16,313 --> 00:29:20,948
And I don't know what to do about it.
We could get through the appeals process, but...

471
00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:25,222
so many of our fine judges are not into
the First Amendment these days.

472
00:29:25,323 --> 00:29:28,160
And if by some miracle we make
it to the Supreme Court, well...

473
00:29:28,261 --> 00:29:30,231
they're not that tickled
with the first Amendment either.

474
00:29:30,329 --> 00:29:32,060
So, as you can see,
I am in a pickle.

475
00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:35,400
- You didn't need to come down here to explain that to me.
- No. I know.

476
00:29:35,502 --> 00:29:38,498
But I did need to explain this.

477
00:29:38,606 --> 00:29:40,576
It's Brad here.

478
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,606
What about Brad here?

479
00:29:44,713 --> 00:29:48,619
He's decided he's going to
run against you for district attorney.

480
00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:51,144
Really?

481
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,960
Yes.

482
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,158
I mean, I think he's a natural
for politics, don’t you?

483
00:29:59,263 --> 00:30:00,960
Look at him. Gorgeous.

484
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:04,904
And tough on crime.
The man single-handedly...

485
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,133
rescued a kidnapped child.

486
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,810
The Republican Party
is bound to love him...

487
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:13,815
because he's so
demonstrably pro-torture.

488
00:30:13,914 --> 00:30:18,880
A man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty
while he cuts off the fingers of others.

489
00:30:18,987 --> 00:30:20,957
Oh, you're a Republican,
aren’t you, Scott?

490
00:30:21,056 --> 00:30:24,690
- Mr. Shore, I- - I wonder who your
party’s rather have carrying its standard.

491
00:30:24,794 --> 00:30:27,960
You or Captain Handsome?

492
00:30:28,064 --> 00:30:30,798
Brad, stand up
and take your jacket ohm.

493
00:30:36,007 --> 00:30:38,672
Yeah. Ooh.

494
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:41,680
Uh, put it over the shoulder.

495
00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:48,487
Wow.

496
00:30:48,587 --> 00:30:52,858
I think this job
is about more than looks.

497
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,362
Well, you'd have to
think that, wouldn’t you?

498
00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:58,264
I notice the polls don't have you
doing too well with women voters.

499
00:30:58,366 --> 00:31:02,398
You are aware my client
runs a shelter for battered women?

500
00:31:02,504 --> 00:31:05,909
You think persecuting her
will play well with the distaff side?

501
00:31:06,009 --> 00:31:08,708
- Are you trying to threaten me?
- Not me. It's my friend here.

502
00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:12,410
This case has him so incensed.
Doesn't it, Brad?

503
00:31:12,515 --> 00:31:15,249
- Yes.
- It's inspired him to pluck his hat...

504
00:31:15,352 --> 00:31:18,757
from those beautiful blond locks
and toss it into the ring.

505
00:31:18,857 --> 00:31:21,920
I can just see the two of you
in a televised debate.

506
00:31:22,027 --> 00:31:24,396
Well, really I can only see him...

507
00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:26,524
because you seem to
fade into the background.

508
00:31:26,632 --> 00:31:28,864
Tell me, Brad.
How many of your clients are millionaires?

509
00:31:28,969 --> 00:31:31,201
- All of them.
- Rich coffers to draw from.

510
00:31:31,304 --> 00:31:35,609
It would be much nicer, wouldn't it,
Mr. Bonder, to run unopposed.

511
00:31:39,215 --> 00:31:43,121
Well, you've both made
some extremely valid points.

512
00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:46,750
And I think Goldilocks here
would be a formidable opponent.

513
00:31:46,855 --> 00:31:48,826
I look forward to the campaign.

514
00:31:48,925 --> 00:31:50,622
And, Mr. Shore...

515
00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:53,494
I look forward
to seeing you in court.

516
00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,932
Brad, you know you don't
actually have to run.

517
00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:03,134
On the other hand,
you have made a powerful enemy...

518
00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:06,648
and I think you’ve learned
a valuable lesson about following my lead.

519
00:32:06,746 --> 00:32:08,716
Thanks, douche bag.

520
00:32:13,153 --> 00:32:15,784
- Hey.
- Hi.

521
00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:17,654
So...

522
00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:20,025
how was the rest of your funeral?

523
00:32:20,128 --> 00:32:22,827
Oh, it was great.
I got totally bombed.

524
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,036
So, a-are we okay?

525
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:33,176
Daniel, I am the worst
coward there is.

526
00:32:33,278 --> 00:32:36,683
Yeah, well, we all voted you that
when we were playing quarters.

527
00:32:36,781 --> 00:32:38,751
No-

528
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,048
I can't keep going.

529
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,159
Okay. Time out.

530
00:32:46,259 --> 00:32:50,826
Um, don't decide anything yet, okay?
Because I got something'.

531
00:32:52,499 --> 00:32:54,469
Look.
I'm going to Switzerland.

532
00:32:54,568 --> 00:32:59,910
They've got this experimental treatment
in Saint Moritz that I scammed my way into.

533
00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:02,878
And I don't know
if it’s going to work...

534
00:33:02,978 --> 00:33:05,575
but I figured it's worth a shot.

535
00:33:06,616 --> 00:33:09,018
And if it does...

536
00:33:09,118 --> 00:33:11,021
then I'll be back.

537
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:14,026
And then decide. Okay?

538
00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,997
Okay.

539
00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:34,209
You're going off
like a dog, aren’t you?

540
00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:41,258
- What do you mean?
- When a dog knows it's going to die...

541
00:33:41,357 --> 00:33:44,227
it goes off into the woods
by itself. and, uh...

542
00:33:45,427 --> 00:33:47,728
rich guys go to Saint Moritz.

543
00:33:50,233 --> 00:33:52,534
They got beautiful woods there.

544
00:33:56,274 --> 00:33:58,744
Yes, they do.

545
00:34:00,245 --> 00:34:02,215
I'll see you, Guido.

546
00:34:03,515 --> 00:34:05,485
See yak.

547
00:34:19,334 --> 00:34:21,271
Ms. Levine took her shirt off.

548
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:23,465
That is not in dispute.

549
00:34:23,571 --> 00:34:26,168
And she did it to make
a political point.

550
00:34:26,276 --> 00:34:30,478
Now, people make political points every day
on TV, in the press, on the Internet...

551
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:35,284
expressing opinions offal kinds
without breaking the law.

552
00:34:35,386 --> 00:34:40,125
For Ms. Levine, our county's guarantee
of free speech wasn't enough.

553
00:34:40,225 --> 00:34:43,322
Our guarantee of freedom of assembly
wasn't enough.

554
00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:47,872
And apparently, our guarantee
of freedom of the press wasn't enough.

555
00:34:47,967 --> 00:34:50,962
None of these freedoms
were enough for Ms. Levine...

556
00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:52,973
and the point she had to make.

557
00:34:53,073 --> 00:34:57,879
No. She had to break the law
by violating our community standards of decency.

558
00:34:57,979 --> 00:35:01,976
No one violated
Ms. Levine's freedom of speech.

559
00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:06,081
Ms. Levine
violated our community laws.

560
00:35:07,256 --> 00:35:09,227
Don't let her get away with it.

561
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:19,969
"_ace Watson, convicted of molesting
an eight-year-old girl, served two years...

562
00:35:20,071 --> 00:35:22,508
"then convicted of molesting
an 11-year-old girl.

563
00:35:22,607 --> 00:35:26,241
"_ohm Bowers,
convicted of multiple counts of rape.

564
00:35:26,346 --> 00:35:32,154
Calvin Stevens, convicted of sodomizing
and molesting over a dozen boys, ages six to 1 O."

565
00:35:34,489 --> 00:35:36,483
This is a list of
registered sex offenders.

566
00:35:36,591 --> 00:35:41,090
This is the list that the prosecution
thinks Ms. Levine should be put on.

567
00:35:41,196 --> 00:35:43,724
This is the company
they think she belongs in.

568
00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,936
Do you?

569
00:35:47,036 --> 00:35:48,938
Do any of you think that a woman...

570
00:35:49,038 --> 00:35:52,809
who bared her breasts
at a political rally...

571
00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:57,375
poses the same risk to the community
as rapists and child molesters?

572
00:35:57,482 --> 00:36:01,981
Of course you don't.
And I'll let you in on a little secret.

573
00:36:03,122 --> 00:36:05,753
Neither do they.
You see...

574
00:36:05,858 --> 00:36:08,055
they arrested Ms. Levine
and the other women before...

575
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,758
and charged them
with disturbing the peace.

576
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:16,502
When a woman is arrested
for sunbathing topless in a public park...

577
00:36:16,603 --> 00:36:18,767
she's either charged with
disturbing the peace...

578
00:36:18,873 --> 00:36:21,937
or more likely, the cop says,
"Hey, lady. Put your shirt back on"...

579
00:36:22,044 --> 00:36:25,278
and then he goes off
to deal with real crime.

580
00:36:25,382 --> 00:36:27,284
So why is Ms. Levine different?

581
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:31,826
Because she was
protesting redistricting.

582
00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:36,159
Now, I know that may sound arcane
and theoretical to you...

583
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:39,199
but I assure you that
to the politicians in power...

584
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,963
there is nothing
more dear to their hearts.

585
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:45,906
If’s. Levine had written
a scholarly article about redistricting...

586
00:36:46,005 --> 00:36:48,943
for an obscure journal
that nobody would ever have read...

587
00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:51,104
the district attorney
wouldn't have cared at all.

588
00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:55,516
But she and the other women
made their argument topless.

589
00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:59,020
People paid attention
because, let's face it...

590
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,150
when 200 women take their tops off.
people are going to look.

591
00:37:02,258 --> 00:37:05,424
But after they've gawked for a minute,
they might ask...

592
00:37:05,528 --> 00:37:07,965
"Why have they
taken their tops off?"

593
00:37:08,064 --> 00:37:11,299
And then they might find out
it's because of redistricting.

594
00:37:11,401 --> 00:37:15,172
And then they might say,
"Well, what is that?"

595
00:37:15,273 --> 00:37:19,874
And then when they find out,
they might say, "Oh, my God.

596
00:37:19,978 --> 00:37:23,315
Our politicians have
hijacked our democracy. "

597
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:27,379
The prosecutors charged
Ms. Levine for...

598
00:37:27,487 --> 00:37:30,517
"violating our community standards. "

599
00:37:32,259 --> 00:37:34,388
This is Boston.

600
00:37:34,495 --> 00:37:36,397
Home of the Tea Party.

601
00:37:36,498 --> 00:37:40,336
Home of the people
and the spirit of freedom...

602
00:37:40,435 --> 00:37:42,906
that literally created this county.

603
00:37:43,005 --> 00:37:47,675
Our community standard is that
we won't be silenced by the king of England...

604
00:37:47,777 --> 00:37:49,872
much less the district attorney.

605
00:37:49,979 --> 00:37:53,818
Our community standard is that
we speak the truth to power.

606
00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:57,881
And if those in power
don't like it...

607
00:37:57,989 --> 00:37:59,891
too bad.

608
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:22,783
Oh, look at you.
This is terrible.

609
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,082
I'll tell you what I'll do, Gay.

610
00:38:25,187 --> 00:38:28,160
- Garrett.
- I'm not in the office all the time.

611
00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:32,825
I mean, I'm very busy over lunch
and morning break and afternoon coffee.

612
00:38:32,929 --> 00:38:36,700
That would leave three or four hours
where I won't need the office at all.

613
00:38:36,801 --> 00:38:38,771
Make yourself fat home.

614
00:38:38,869 --> 00:38:41,204
Uh, thanks.

615
00:38:41,306 --> 00:38:45,577
So, you can be in there all during lunch
when you eat your two sandwiches.

616
00:38:45,678 --> 00:38:49,551
- Two sandwiches?
- Oh, yes. You'll be buying two sandwiches off the cart.

617
00:38:49,650 --> 00:38:54,092
The ones that aren't moving.
Usually it's liverwurst and- and tongue.

618
00:38:54,188 --> 00:38:56,489
Bye.

619
00:38:58,026 --> 00:39:00,429
Joke's on you.
I like tongue.

620
00:39:05,234 --> 00:39:07,603
Will the defendant please rise.

621
00:39:11,609 --> 00:39:14,809
Has the jury reached
a unanimous verdict?

622
00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:17,348
- We have, Your Honor.
- What say you?

623
00:39:17,448 --> 00:39:19,783
In the matter of
the Commonwealth versus Irma Levine...

624
00:39:19,884 --> 00:39:23,221
on the count of open and gross
lewdness and lascivious behavior...

625
00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:26,090
we nod the defendant...
not guilty.

626
00:39:26,192 --> 00:39:30,098
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, we thank you for your service.

627
00:39:30,196 --> 00:39:32,531
Court's adjourned.

628
00:39:33,768 --> 00:39:34,998
- Congratulations.
- Oh.

629
00:39:35,102 --> 00:39:37,300
I think your closing
made all the difference.

630
00:39:37,405 --> 00:39:41,540
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. And about your protest, next time tee pasties.

631
00:39:45,548 --> 00:39:48,281
Well, Alan...

632
00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:50,514
thank you.

633
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:54,322
You're not actually going to
say good-bye to me in a public courtroom?

634
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,520
Walk me out?

635
00:40:01,734 --> 00:40:04,035
Excuse me.
This elevator's taken.

636
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:19,047
Oh, my.

637
00:40:23,158 --> 00:40:27,259
Suddenly I'm feeling all of the hope
and the anticipation and, uh...

638
00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:30,267
ever so slight trepidation
of election day.

639
00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:29,700
- What is this?
- Diet scotch.

640
00:41:29,803 --> 00:41:33,243
I tm’s Bev's idea. She wants me to
slim down for the wedding.

641
00:41:39,447 --> 00:41:43,354
- I've been wondering, Denny. Are we drifting?
- Drifting?

642
00:41:43,452 --> 00:41:44,420
- Apart.
- Apart?

643
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,080
- Yes.
- No.

644
00:41:46,188 --> 00:41:47,680
Good.

645
00:41:56,902 --> 00:41:59,772
- I'm going to miss you, Denny, once you’re married.
- I'm not going anther.

646
00:42:00,906 --> 00:42:03,469
I've been married.
Ofcourse you are.

647
00:42:52,099 --> 00:42:53,659
You stinker!

