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Previous on Boston Legal.

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Robbey isn't as bad
as killing a man.

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And you got me offon that.

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There are two "get out of jail free" cards
in the game, and you've used them both.

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Say hello to Grandpa.

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- Hi, Paw-Paw.
- Hi! Hello, sweetheart.

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Rachel is using again.
I've decided to do an intervention.

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- And Fiona?
- I'll assume custody until Rachel is well.

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We always said what a mistake it was
fours to get married.

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Maybe the blunder was splitting up.

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You are getting married
and you're kissing another woman.

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Not just any woman. I promise.

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As a concession for keeping
the cottage in Cape May...

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you're willing to give up
the house in Great Barrington.

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And the antique pewter
valued at over $70, OOO.

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Considerable gesture
of goodwill on your part.

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However, there's something that Natalie's
determined to get her hands on...

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and I simply can't permit it-

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my Victorian erotica collection.

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Vic-What?

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Victorian erotica.

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Much like today, the late 1800s
were a socially conservative time.

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- During repressive eras-
- Pornography thrives.

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We prefer "erotica. "

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She's in possession
of my premier collection...

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of Victorian erotica
in the Western Hemisphere.

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I intend for it to be
my legacy to the world.

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Um, just so I'm clear here,
we're talking about literature, photos-

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- And machinery.
- Machinery?

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The Victorian era
was the height of the industrial age.

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Whenever new technology arrives,
its first use is erotica.

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Much like the Internet-

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- And Internet porn.
- Erotica.

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No, that stuffs just porn.

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Um, Clifford, was any of this erotica
acquired during your marriage?

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Mom. All obit, actually.

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Well, then legally, Natalie is entitled
to a significant portion of the collection.

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Shirley,
my family's money and affairs...

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has been connected to this firm
since you opened your doors.

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I want my collection.

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- You'll never get it, Clifford.
- And you must be Natalie.

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- Shirk.
- Ivan?

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You don't normally practice family law.
What are you doing on a divorce case?

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Professor Cabot's estate has strong ties
to the firm. He wanted me.

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- And you?
- I wanted you.

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As a matter of full disclosure, Mr. Twiggs and I
were once married many years ago...

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and could conceivably present
a conflict of interest.

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Either one or both of you would be
advised to request change of counsel.

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I'm not giving up my attorney.

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Mm-mom.

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No takers? Great.

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Shall we?

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You don't want to
tear apart a collection.

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That's why it's called a collection.

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If you spent a little less time with the collection,
we might not be here dividing it up now.

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Before you met me,
you'd never even heard of the Lusty Turk.

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If not for me, row Circus would be
hanging over someone else's fireplace!

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Natalie, Clifford, if neither of you
can budge on this...

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then we will end up in court and adjudge
will decide your collection's future.

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Fine.

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Why don't we take a break and come up
with a better resolution tomorrow.

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- That's fine.
- I'll be right down.

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- Call you.
- Okay.

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I thought they'd never leave.

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So how is the missus, Missy?

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The honeymoon was exceptional.

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Guadalupe?

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An atrociously dull island.
Nothing to do but have sex all day and night.

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Byte way, Shirley, I'm having an am air.

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Ivan, you do not disappoint.

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- You've been married four weeks.
- Seemed like five.

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- And who are you having the affair with?
- You.

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Well, so far it hasn't
been very good for me.

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I'm not sure if you follow
the morning network news shows...

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but I caught a couple on the island
and, according to the experts...

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one doesn't have to actually have
a physical relationship to be considered a cheater.

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- No kidding?
- No kidding.

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I four friendship-

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Let’s just call it that-

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is deeper than
my primacy relationship...

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then, technically,
I'm emotionally cheating on my wife.

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That's what Katie and Matt say,
and they both have such trusting faces.

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Besides humor you,
what can I do?

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Admit you’re having
an emotional affair with me...

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consider making it physical since,
after all, we're already hallway there...

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and let's call it a day.

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I have a better idea.

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And I'm sure it's something Katie
and Matt came up with as well.

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Go home to your wife, Ivan.

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Are you breaking up with me?

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Go home to your wife.

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Shirley, you know I don't play fair.

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That's one of the many
reasons you love me.

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Did you pack my Jean Nate?

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Yes, I packed your Jean Nate.

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What about
my nighttime eye patches?

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I can't sleep without
my nighttime eye patches.

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- Evening, Adele.
- Step on it!

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No, no.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Wait.

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Mrs. Piper, I have warned you before
about this.

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You leave me no other choice.

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Call Boston P. D.
I want her arrested for kidnapping.

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Oh, before you do that, dear...

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could you do one thing?

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What?

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Call Alan Shore.
He's in the book.

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- Why did you tee to kidnap this woman?
- She wasn't kidnapping me.

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She was helping me escape.

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Oh, come on.

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Alan, a crime is being committed here.
Adele is being held prisoner.

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Go on.

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Adele's been in the hospital
suffering from depression.

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Her son died recently
and it really devastated her.

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Last week they took her
out of the hospital...

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and they brought her here
to this so-called assisted-living center.

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They put her on antidepressants.

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She started feeling better,
and she asked when she could go home.

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That's when she found out the court had assigned
a conservator to be in charge other estate.

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Donald Wharton,
a man she'd never even heard of.

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He has my power of attorney...

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he has control of my bank accounts,
of my property...

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he's selling off my assets...

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and he is spending all my money
without my permission.

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Adele, do you have any family?

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Not since my son passed away.

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Catherine, if you knew this injustice
was being done to Adele...

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why didn’t you simply call me
before you attempted to kidnap her?

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Well, dear, you'd helped me out
on those two convenience store robberies...

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not to mention the murder.

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I didn't want to think
I was becoming a bother.

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So, one has only to fill out a few forms
and is then fully licensed by the state?

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It's that easy.

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Now, many conservators
are perfectly qualified.

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But the lesser ones are akin to the jackal.

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They sniff around hospital corridors...

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hunting for senior citizens
with no family ties.

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When they corner one, the conservator
goes before adjudge with an emergency motion.

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The judge,
overburdened with caseloads...

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quickly grants them
a power of attorney...

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and suddenly they sink their teeth
into that senior's life.

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They seize their assets,
strip away all their decision-making powers...

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then run up charges,
feeding off the estates...

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until the bones have been picked clean.

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Wow. Aren't people grand?

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Alan, what are you eating?

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Jamaican cake.
Tastes like scrambled eggs if you cook it.

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No, thanks.

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How do you want to proceed
with Adele's conservator?

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Mr. Wharton?

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A visit to his den would be a good start.

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Oh, why not?

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Avoid the pink parts. They've been
known to cause vomiting or death.

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The first thing we should
talk about is Paul Lewiston.

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- Let's wait until he gets here.
- Well, that's the point. He's not getting here.

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His schedule's been a bit shaky since
he's taken custody of his granddaughter.

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- Granddaughter?
- Fiona. His daughter Rachel's-

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- Oh, right, right, right. The druggie.
- She's not a druggie.

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She has an addiction
for which she's receiving treatment.

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We don't need Paul.
I'll take care of this. What's on his plate?

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Uh, to start with, Paul has final interviews
for summer associate candidates.

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Boring. Next.

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It's almost the first of the month.

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- Someone needs to meet with the building manager.
- I'll take that.

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- And Sam Wolfsan wanted sometime this week.
- Oh! Sam and I go way back.

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I'll cover Sam. Well, folks, there you are.
You see? Problem solved.

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Denny Crane.
Hands-on management.

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- Where's Paul?
- Oh, dear God.

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My absence at this morning's
partnership meeting was unavoidable.

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- I had to take Fiona to the pediatrician.
- Erectly understandable.

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We’re just curious when you'll be
returning to work full-time.

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Shirley, I have recently
become the single parent...

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to a three-year-old child
who has no one but me to depend on.

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- Paul, I know it's hard.
- No, it's not about being hard.

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It's that my priorities
are different now.

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And suddenly, this firm
doesn't seem so important.

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Denny Crane,
master of the house.

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- Hello, Denny. How are things?
- Couldn't be better.

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Paul, I heard about
your druggie daughter.

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I've got things under control.
Why don’t you take the time you need.

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Thank you. I intend to.

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Shirley.

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- "Druggie daughter"?
- What?

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We covered the increased security
at the front desk...

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and you're going to repair
the water damage on the 14th floor.

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Da.
I take care of Friday, I f good.

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Very good.

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That went smoothly.

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So I guess I'll see you next month?

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So?

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- I'm forgetting something.
- Yeah.

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Right. Here's the thing.
I don't know what it is I'm forgetting.

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Envelope.

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- Are you asking me for a bribe?
- No! No, no, no, no.

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Cretins.

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So, are you going to tell me?

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Yes. You're zipped.

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That's not what I meant.

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- Denny, do you mind?
- Shirley, you're my girl.

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I rarely look at people's faces
other than my own.

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But your pallor
is telling me something.

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Man trouble?

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It's Ivan.

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He won't stop
until he gets what he wants.

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Right now what he wants is me,
and for once I don't trust myself with him.

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So, why not have an affair with him
and get it over with?

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And what about
his sweet young wife?

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- Not to mention my own morals.
- Morals.

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Invented by the power elite to keep
the hoi polloi from enjoying themselves.

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As for the wife, either
she won't find out and you'll be fine...

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or she will and she'll learn.

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If he’s going to have an affair with someone,
why not be part of the fun?

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Maybe you should
write fortune cookies.

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And maybe you...

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should fantasize about him
with someone else.

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Good-bye, Denny.

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Was that too subtle?
I meant me.

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Wait out here, Adele.
I'll just be a minute.

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Catherine! To what do I owe
this pleasant surprise?

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- I heard you were going to see Wharton today.
- I'm on my way.

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t just want to warn you,
don't be fooled by his silly, cherubic face.

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He fools judges, hospital administrators,
anyone he needs to...

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so he can get his hands
on folk like Adele and her pocketbook.

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- He's a bad man, Alan.
- I'm hardly ever fooled.

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Oh, come on!

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The first time you met me...

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I'm sure you had no idea I'd be capable
of killing a man with a flying pan.

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Catherine, when I met you, I was sure you could
accomplish anything you set your mind to...

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and you’ve yet to disappoint.

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Just so you know,
I've asked Jesus not to forgive him.

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I think Adele
has a very good friend.

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Adele and I are old. If we don't
stick up for each other, who will?

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Hello, Adele.

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Clifford, regarding the collection...

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00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,225
when one is faced
with a daunting loss...

236
00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:00,426
one tries to hold tightly
to something tangible.

237
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,098
As your attorney
and as someone who's been there...

238
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:07,108
divorce can play
some very nasty tricks on your psyche.

239
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,735
So you’re asking,
is it conceivable I can't let Natalie go?

240
00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:12,577
I'm putting it out there
as a possibility.

241
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:17,053
Given the fact
she'd rather spend more time...

242
00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:19,623
chairing the women's studies
department than be with me...

243
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,624
and that she's the one
that asked for the divorce?

244
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,694
Something like that.

245
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,957
The answer is still no.

246
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:29,594
Shirley, this is my vision.
It's not just some collection of smut.

247
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:32,103
It's an actual window
into our history...

248
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:34,767
a look at how we perceive
ourselves and our society...

249
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:38,507
through a lens
of our most primacy urges.

250
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:42,016
I even had this artist's rendering done
for a museum I'd like to start.

251
00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:48,488
"Professor Clifford Cabot's
Cabinet of Sexual Curiosities. "

252
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:50,560
That’s just to get them in the door.

253
00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:55,494
I'm beginning to get the idea,
and I think adjudge might as well.

254
00:15:55,598 --> 00:16:00,132
However, I still feel
if you don't give a little...

255
00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:02,834
you'll stand to lose a lot.

256
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,836
Sorry about the mess.
It's been busy lately.

257
00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:08,847
Indistinct ]
- I can imagine.

258
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:13,652
Oh, look, Denise!
When's the last time you saw a TV tray?

259
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,657
Suddenly I feel
like watching Bonnard.

260
00:16:16,756 --> 00:16:19,661
- So, you wanted to talk about Adele?
- Yes.

261
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,599
Adele tells us that you have moved her
into an assisted-living facility...

262
00:16:23,698 --> 00:16:25,600
and are selling offer assets.

263
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,571
Well, it's the only way to pay for the place.
They're so damn expensive.

264
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,573
Someone should look into that.

265
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:34,044
An alternative would be to take her
out of the facility and move her back home.

266
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:36,547
- Just a thought.
- Oh.

267
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:40,052
I know Adele does not want to be there.
She's fighting me on that one.

268
00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:43,181
Hmm. Mr. Wharton,
we've met with Adele.

269
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:47,058
And while she may have had trouble
when she first arrived at the hospital...

270
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,568
she's since recovered
and is ready to move on with her life.

271
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:55,868
And as her attorneys, we'd like to help you
move on with certain things as well.

272
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,940
We've gotten rid of the court nonsense-

273
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,374
notary publics,
standing in line at the post office.

274
00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:02,468
You have only to sign this release...

275
00:17:02,578 --> 00:17:07,783
and we will relieve you of one of the burdens
of your already overburdened workload.

276
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,487
- She got to you, didn't she?
- I beg your pardon.

277
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:14,561
Adele-
she's very good with strangers.

278
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,561
Adele has clinical depression.

279
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,064
You probably saw her on a good day.

280
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:23,071
She has bouts of forgetfulness,
poor judgment, difficulty concentrating.

281
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:27,076
If were to let her go,
as an appointee of the court...

282
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:31,913
and more importantly, as one of
the only people who cares about her...

283
00:17:32,013 --> 00:17:34,780
I would be completely remiss.

284
00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:41,026
Mr. Wharton,
what color are Adele's eyes?

285
00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,618
Uh... blue.

286
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:46,460
They're brown.

287
00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:48,500
What was her son's name?

288
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:51,332
Jonathan.

289
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:54,339
Mr. Wharton, as someone
who cares about Adele...

290
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,172
and is supposed to be caring for Adele...

291
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,044
you seem to be vey forgetful yourself.

292
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,712
Please don't forget your court date.

293
00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,899
Denny?

294
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:28,908
You're panting.

295
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,485
- Yes.
- Because of me?

296
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:35,353
- Because of you.
- Lock the door.

297
00:18:35,454 --> 00:18:39,988
Because of you, Paul didn't keep
his meeting with the building manager...

298
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,996
and Brad stiffed him.

299
00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:45,433
Now we don't have elevator service before 7:OO
a. m. I had to walk up 14 flights of stairs.

300
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,902
- Didn’t you?
- I climb the stairs every morning.

301
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,836
The elevator's for Democrats.

302
00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,670
Lock the door.

303
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:53,710
My nipple's hard.

304
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:56,715
While I appreciate the update
on your vestigial teat...

305
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,251
you're not horny, you're freezing.

306
00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,253
The heat doesn't go on
before 7:OO a. m...

307
00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:04,189
because Paul didn't keep
his special agreement with the building.

308
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,226
You're not going to
lock the door, are you?

309
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:08,192
Denny, you've got to
convince Paul to stay.

310
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,731
Me? Never happen.

311
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:15,637
The reason you, me, Alan, and the rest of us
get to go to court and yell "objection"...

312
00:19:15,736 --> 00:19:18,641
and sue people
and make witnesses cy is Paul!

313
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,405
Paul makes the elevators run.

314
00:19:21,509 --> 00:19:24,482
He supervises the associates.
He double-checks the billable.

315
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:30,047
Well, let me tell you, Shirley,
what makes this place run-

316
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:32,056
money.

317
00:19:32,156 --> 00:19:34,058
And I bring it in.

318
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:37,427
You bring it in, Denny.
But Paul puts it to work.

319
00:19:37,528 --> 00:19:40,968
Shirley, a supermarket doesn't close
'cause the cashier quit.

320
00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:42,969
Yes, it does, Denny.

321
00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:46,338
Otherwise people would
just walk out with the food.

322
00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:54,481
Good news.

323
00:19:54,581 --> 00:19:56,984
My client,
in the spirit of cooperation...

324
00:19:57,085 --> 00:20:01,356
has made what I consider
an amicable and generous offer.

325
00:20:01,457 --> 00:20:04,919
Natalie is willing to give up
the entire erotica collection-

326
00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:07,225
books, magazines, paintings, photos.

327
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:12,205
A collection which includes
five first-edition copies of rhea Perl

328
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:15,869
- Which I'm guessing is not a biography of Earl Monroe.
- Hardly.

329
00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:21,111
The full title is, 
Journal of facetiae, Voluptuous Reading.

330
00:20:21,214 --> 00:20:24,847
It was first published in London
by the Society office in 1879.

331
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:28,152
The original unbound periodicals
are exceedingly rare.

332
00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:32,026
And they alone are worth more than
the entire rest of the collection put together.

333
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:35,031
So we understand what we're talking about,
perhaps I could read a passage.

334
00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:39,300
- Ivan, that wouldn't-
- "I poured into her ears a tale of burning love.

335
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:43,400
"finding that she made no resistance,
I pressed her to my bosom.

336
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:46,343
"I undressed her till
she stood in perfect nudity.

337
00:20:46,444 --> 00:20:50,852
"I led her to the bedside,
she lay back...

338
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,649
"I sank to my knees...

339
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,556
and then, with eagerness
and tenderness, I-"

340
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,256
Well, you get the idea.

341
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:03,833
As cheesy as that was, I do.

342
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:08,669
Well, that being said, Natalie
is willing to give up the collection...

343
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,503
except for one small item
that she currently has in her possession.

344
00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:14,545
- Which item?
- Something called the hysteria machine.

345
00:21:14,644 --> 00:21:16,580
- The hysteria machine?
- That harridan!

346
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:18,410
What the hell is a hysteria machine?

347
00:21:18,516 --> 00:21:21,717
The premier piece of the entire collection.
Why didn't I see this coming?

348
00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:23,721
Forget the house.
Forget the pewter.

349
00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:25,849
She wants to play dirty, so be it.

350
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,795
Ivan, we're going to court.

351
00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,594
Sounds like a date.

352
00:21:44,712 --> 00:21:47,240
Your Honor, since he became
Mrs. Freeman's conservator...

353
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:51,154
Mr. Wharton has placed Mrs. Freeman
in a convalescent home against her will...

354
00:21:51,254 --> 00:21:53,725
has taken control
offal her credit cards.

355
00:21:53,823 --> 00:21:56,226
He has charged exorbitant fees
to the estate.

356
00:21:56,327 --> 00:22:01,293
To pay her $90 electric bill,
he charged the estate $1 SO.

357
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:06,002
He charged $170 to bring her
less than $50 worth of groceries.

358
00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:08,633
Your Honor,
these are legitimate expenses.

359
00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:11,942
The truth is,
if everyone did their job

360
00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:14,517
helped out with their family,
their friends, their neighbors-

361
00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,778
it would render my job unnecessary.

362
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,513
But we don't.

363
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,751
We, as a society, don't like to
take care of the old and the weak.

364
00:22:21,856 --> 00:22:24,624
It's a dim cult
heart-wrenching tamari.

365
00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:27,962
Well, I stood up and am doing it.

366
00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:32,370
I have an am davit from the admitting nurse
at the hospital where Adele was first taken.

367
00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,773
She says Adele
was confused, disoriented...

368
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,709
and apparently
hadn't eaten in several days.

369
00:22:38,811 --> 00:22:43,185
A state any of us might be in after
the death of our last surviving family member.

370
00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:47,156
I have an am davit from the Cottonwood
Assisted Living Home which states...

371
00:22:47,254 --> 00:22:50,557
"Mrs. Freeman is lucid and rational. "

372
00:22:50,658 --> 00:22:53,289
She's lucid because
she's well taken care of.

373
00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:55,628
Mr. Wharton makes a point.

374
00:22:55,731 --> 00:22:58,669
Mrs. Freeman is 83
and has no family.

375
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:02,708
What if she goes offer medication?
Suppose she takes a fall?

376
00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:06,803
Your Honor, if that's a concern,
I can arrange for her to live with a friend.

377
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:10,406
A friend,
especially a motor_ friend...

378
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,214
is not the same as a family member
or a legal conservator.

379
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:15,847
- Your Honor, I-
- I've heard enough from both sides.

380
00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:20,363
I'm assigning a court-appointed psychiatrist
to examine you, Mrs. Freeman.

381
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:24,127
Until I have evidence
that you are entirely self-sufficient...

382
00:23:24,232 --> 00:23:26,931
you will remain a ward
of Mr. Wharton.

383
00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:30,600
We will reconvene in six weeks
after the examination.

384
00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:34,771
Six weeks? Your Honor,
for Mrs. Freeman, that is a lifetime.

385
00:23:34,877 --> 00:23:38,511
And in the court system,
it's practically the speed of light.

386
00:23:38,616 --> 00:23:40,984
We're adjourned.

387
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,088
It was actually used as a medical device.

388
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,687
During the Victorian era,
there was an inability or an unwillingness...

389
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:53,462
of society to comprehend
female sexual desire.

390
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,368
So this desire
was misinterpreted as "an illness. "

391
00:23:56,470 --> 00:24:00,434
- It doesn't seem to be working.
- It takes a minute or two to get its steam up.

392
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,637
In the meantime, Professor Cabot...

393
00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:05,146
could you tell us how
the hysteria machine works?

394
00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:08,583
Women frequently complained
of symptoms such as nervousness...

395
00:24:08,684 --> 00:24:12,591
uh, heaviness in the abdomen,
vaginal lubrication, insomnia and so on.

396
00:24:12,689 --> 00:24:15,252
Doctors referred
to these symptoms as hysteria...

397
00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:18,820
but of course, they're actually
signs of sexual arousal.

398
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:22,995
Before the invention of this machine,
a doctor would, uh, massage a woman...

399
00:24:23,102 --> 00:24:27,133
until she reached a climactic paroxysm,
as they called it.

400
00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:30,178
I should've listened to my mother.
She always wanted me to be a doctor.

401
00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:33,340
And how did this machine
come into being?

402
00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:37,411
A doctor invented it because,
well, his arm got tired.

403
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:42,184
Ah, the steam is up
and it's ready to go.

404
00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:46,864
- Oh, my God.
- Amazing, isn't it?

405
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:50,425
And I haven't even put the attachments
on yet, which go right there.

406
00:24:52,771 --> 00:24:54,934
Oh, my God!

407
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:57,271
It's the only working one
obits kind in the world.

408
00:24:57,375 --> 00:25:00,542
It's unique, it's invaluable
and irreplaceable.

409
00:25:00,646 --> 00:25:02,674
Uh, would you shut it ohm, please?

410
00:25:08,221 --> 00:25:11,194
Sorry, Your Honor. A steam engine
doesn’t just shut off right away.

411
00:25:17,801 --> 00:25:19,737
Mr. Wharton...

412
00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:22,602
unfortunately,
what may seem like a small victory...

413
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:24,972
is really just
postponing the inevitable.

414
00:25:25,074 --> 00:25:26,976
We will prevail.

415
00:25:27,077 --> 00:25:30,573
And since I know you’re anxious
to get home and rake your shag carpet...

416
00:25:30,682 --> 00:25:32,584
why don't you just let this one go?

417
00:25:32,684 --> 00:25:34,587
Well, mostly because I'm mad.

418
00:25:34,687 --> 00:25:37,089
And for Adele’s sake,
I'm willing to stay in this for the long haul.

419
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:40,652
I'll hire my own high-priced attorneys
at $500 an hour.

420
00:25:40,761 --> 00:25:43,756
And you know where that money comes
from, don’t you? Adele's bank account.

421
00:25:43,864 --> 00:25:47,531
That's what it's there for-
to ensure the well-being of my client.

422
00:25:47,635 --> 00:25:50,004
But don't worry.

423
00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:53,008
I'll eventually stop battling you
once all the money's run out.

424
00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:10,757
Professor Cabot,
don't you intend eventually...

425
00:26:10,864 --> 00:26:15,533
to donate this collection,
including the hysteria machine...

426
00:26:15,635 --> 00:26:19,736
to a museum, a place where everyone
could... get some pleasure from it?

427
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,403
Objection, Your Honor.
Leading the witness.

428
00:26:22,509 --> 00:26:24,980
Sustained. The witness will not answer.

429
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,779
But I got the point inlay.
Please take a seat.

430
00:26:28,851 --> 00:26:30,753
It seems to me...

431
00:26:30,853 --> 00:26:34,258
that Professor Clifford Cabot's
motivation for wanting the machine...

432
00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:37,991
would serve a greater good
than your more...

433
00:26:38,095 --> 00:26:40,896
localized motivations.

434
00:26:40,998 --> 00:26:44,301
I'm inclined to award the machine
to Professor Clifford Cabot.

435
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:49,368
Bring it and an inventory of the rest
of the collection into court this afternoon.

436
00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,673
And then I'll decide who gets what.

437
00:27:04,761 --> 00:27:07,631
Alan, he's selling her house.

438
00:27:14,104 --> 00:27:17,373
That's my living room,
my son Jonathan’s bedroom...

439
00:27:17,475 --> 00:27:20,470
my kitchen, my bathroom.

440
00:27:20,579 --> 00:27:25,317
My house is a
"charming three-bedroom with potential. "

441
00:27:25,418 --> 00:27:27,446
What's going on?

442
00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:29,820
Mr. Wharton is even more rancid
than I had imagined.

443
00:27:29,924 --> 00:27:32,156
He's attempting to sell Adele's home.

444
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:35,198
Apparently, this isn't the first time
Mr. Wharton has done this.

445
00:27:35,296 --> 00:27:37,733
According to a title search...

446
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:40,396
he has sold 11 houses
belonging to his wards.

447
00:27:40,502 --> 00:27:42,973
And get this- the house
he's living in right now...

448
00:27:43,072 --> 00:27:47,446
belonged to another one of his wards
who happened to pass away in her sleep.

449
00:27:47,545 --> 00:27:50,642
This man is pure evil.

450
00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:55,418
Alan, you've got to get that creative
brain of yours to work and stop him.

451
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,422
Yes, I do.

452
00:28:00,259 --> 00:28:02,753
- Stolen?
- Right out other car.

453
00:28:02,863 --> 00:28:05,892
- Oh, no. - It's all she had.
- Please. This is ludicrous.

454
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,269
Obviously, Mrs. Cabot doesn't want
to surrender the hysteria machine...

455
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:12,776
and she's hiding it from her husband
for heron personal reasons.

456
00:28:12,875 --> 00:28:16,280
- That's a shocking accusation.
- You know, you're right. You don't play fair.

457
00:28:16,379 --> 00:28:18,508
What can I say?

458
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:22,077
Your Honor, my client recognizes that the news
is causing distress to Professor Cabot...

459
00:28:22,185 --> 00:28:25,750
and is therefore willing
to pay her half of the appraised value.

460
00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:29,092
Nonsense. The item in question
was in Mrs. Cabot's care and control.

461
00:28:29,193 --> 00:28:34,136
Clearly this machine is
a precious item... to him.

462
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:38,436
I am therefore ordering
you pay the full cost of the machine...

463
00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:41,443
plus punitive damages
I will determine at a later date.

464
00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:45,073
Your Honor, this is unacceptable.
Obviously she still has the machine.

465
00:28:45,179 --> 00:28:47,742
If it turns up,
we will address the matter later.

466
00:28:47,849 --> 00:28:51,620
But until such time,
this ruling stands.

467
00:28:51,721 --> 00:28:54,249
- You lying bitch!
- Don't threaten me!

468
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,954
- You think this is over?
- The judge ruled.

469
00:28:57,061 --> 00:28:59,966
- I tm’s not over.
- People! Clifford, we need to push forward with this.

470
00:29:00,065 --> 00:29:02,331
If the hysteria machine was stolen...

471
00:29:02,434 --> 00:29:04,905
you need to take the necessary
and appropriate action.

472
00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:08,944
And as co-owner,
you will file a police report.

473
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:12,105
And you will file a claim with your insurance
company. There'll be an investigation.

474
00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:14,113
You'll have to open up your house.

475
00:29:14,214 --> 00:29:18,986
If you give a false statement to the police
or, worse these days, the insurance company...

476
00:29:19,087 --> 00:29:22,424
you will be charged with fraud
and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

477
00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:30,093
and often pushes for jail time where
you'll be able to do lots of women’s studies.

478
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,793
- Shirley.
- Hmm?

479
00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:35,774
- That's not nice.
- Oh. Are we being nice now?

480
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:50,487
This is for 4, OOO, Bob.

481
00:29:50,591 --> 00:29:56,058
A provost is a high-ranking mocker
commonly found at what type of institution?

482
00:29:56,163 --> 00:30:00,195
Museum, hospital, university, bank.

483
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:03,604
- It's university, you idiot.
- University.

484
00:30:03,706 --> 00:30:05,700
- Final answer?
- Final.

485
00:30:05,809 --> 00:30:08,508
Yes, sir.
You got it again, Bob.

486
00:30:11,149 --> 00:30:13,586
Help!

487
00:30:13,684 --> 00:30:16,247
Own! Help! Help!

488
00:30:16,354 --> 00:30:20,056
Oh, God! Oh, God!

489
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,927
Help! Help! Help!

490
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,298
Help! Help!

491
00:30:33,942 --> 00:30:36,140
Yoo-hoo!

492
00:30:36,244 --> 00:30:38,875
- I'm in here! I'm in here!
- Anybody home?

493
00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:41,248
Over here!

494
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:43,252
Mr. Wharton.

495
00:30:45,556 --> 00:30:47,789
Oh, my goodness.

496
00:30:47,892 --> 00:30:50,295
This is dreadful. Look at you.

497
00:30:50,395 --> 00:30:53,424
You've been assaulted and robbed.

498
00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:55,969
Oh! The world we live in.

499
00:30:56,069 --> 00:31:00,238
Who on earth would do something such as this?

500
00:31:01,575 --> 00:31:03,569
Oh, of course. You can't speak.

501
00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:06,149
I'll get you a pad and a pencil.

502
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,718
That's no good.
Your hands are tied.

503
00:31:08,817 --> 00:31:12,382
My God! You must've been
left here for what? Over an hour?

504
00:31:12,487 --> 00:31:17,453
It must feel awful
to be left alone and vulnerable.

505
00:31:19,563 --> 00:31:21,465
Well, apparently...

506
00:31:21,565 --> 00:31:24,663
they made off with nothing more
than some dingy old file boxes...

507
00:31:24,769 --> 00:31:28,004
which could only contain records,
I would imagine.

508
00:31:28,107 --> 00:31:31,774
How stupid are they? What could
they possibly hope to get for that?

509
00:31:31,877 --> 00:31:33,973
Anaya, I'm glad it's over.

510
00:31:34,081 --> 00:31:36,951
Let’s just pray
it never happens again...

511
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:39,921
and again and again.

512
00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:42,082
Oh.

513
00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:45,186
Also, obviously you’re in no shape
to handle your court-appointed duties...

514
00:31:45,293 --> 00:31:47,263
particularly with regard to Adele.

515
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,265
Not to worry.

516
00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,335
I just happen to have with me...

517
00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:55,431
that release form from the other day.

518
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:59,673
Now, maybe there's
just enough give here-

519
00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:02,841
to let you sign it.

520
00:32:02,948 --> 00:32:05,681
Hmm. There's that.

521
00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,982
There you go.

522
00:32:10,124 --> 00:32:12,151
Wonderful!

523
00:32:14,296 --> 00:32:17,325
You know,
now that this experience...

524
00:32:17,431 --> 00:32:19,959
has brought us closer...

525
00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:23,269
I feel I can say this.

526
00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:26,742
Sometimes these events
are just what one needs...

527
00:32:26,843 --> 00:32:29,713
to shake things up a bit,
make a change.

528
00:32:29,813 --> 00:32:33,218
New job, new direction, new ideas.
Just a thought.

529
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:36,689
I'm thinking now would be
a perfect time to start.

530
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:40,852
Yes. Well, this is
much better already.

531
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,695
I feel that foreboding sense
of danger fading.

532
00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:47,896
Still, best to stay alert,
on the right path...

533
00:32:48,002 --> 00:32:50,838
because you never know
when this kind of thing might happen again.

534
00:32:50,938 --> 00:32:52,909
You only know that it will.

535
00:33:12,697 --> 00:33:16,159
Hey.

536
00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:19,572
Hey, hey.

537
00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:27,713
You didn't actually
file a police report?

538
00:33:27,815 --> 00:33:31,550
And an insurance claim.

539
00:33:31,653 --> 00:33:33,850
Shirley-

540
00:33:33,956 --> 00:33:37,088
If. God forbid,
the guy who stole this feels remorse...

541
00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:39,163
and returns it to my client...

542
00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:41,290
she could end up going to jail.

543
00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:45,363
It's a tribute to the risks one is willing
to take for some momentary pleasure.

544
00:33:45,469 --> 00:33:47,667
Which proves my point,
by the way.

545
00:33:47,773 --> 00:33:49,936
It's not just me.
It's all of us.

546
00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:53,504
We are all merely sexual animals.

547
00:33:53,613 --> 00:33:55,742
And Shirley...

548
00:33:55,848 --> 00:33:58,251
as crude as you might
think me at times...

549
00:33:58,352 --> 00:34:02,191
at least I put myself out there
and act on my instincts.

550
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,523
You must at least
admire me for that.

551
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:07,291
I more than admire you,
Ivan, and you know it.

552
00:34:07,396 --> 00:34:09,959
You've a wife who adores you
and who you love...

553
00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:12,536
probably more
then you're willing to admit.

554
00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:16,474
And for her sake, if not-
more importantly- for your own...

555
00:34:16,573 --> 00:34:18,509
you need to grow up.

556
00:34:26,752 --> 00:34:29,019
I love you, Shirley.

557
00:34:31,991 --> 00:34:33,894
I love you too.

558
00:34:53,016 --> 00:34:55,579
- Sam.
- Denny Crane!

559
00:34:55,686 --> 00:34:58,557
- Good to see you.
- How are you? Oh, look at you.

560
00:34:58,656 --> 00:35:01,184
- How's Evelyn?
- She's well. She's vowel.

561
00:35:01,293 --> 00:35:04,266
Thanks for asking.
How is the fishing going this season?

562
00:35:04,364 --> 00:35:07,165
- In the water or in the bedroom?
- Uh-oh.

563
00:35:10,271 --> 00:35:13,642
Well, what can we do for you?

564
00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:15,711
Shouldn't we wait for Paul Lewiston?

565
00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:19,581
Paul's dialing things back
a little right now.

566
00:35:19,681 --> 00:35:21,776
Oh. Well-

567
00:35:21,885 --> 00:35:25,450
I'm considering divesting from
some of my Hong Kong subsidiaries.

568
00:35:25,555 --> 00:35:28,527
- Really?
- And, uh- I'm sorry.

569
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,097
- Is Paul leaving the firm?
- It's unclear.

570
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:34,931
But the point is, I'm your point man.
Always have been.

571
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,402
Denny, we've known
each other a long time...

572
00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:42,478
so I don't take any pleasure
in being this blunt.

573
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:46,949
- But I love having a drink with
you, schmoozing- - Right.

574
00:35:47,048 --> 00:35:50,043
Paul's the one I deal with.

575
00:35:50,151 --> 00:35:53,819
I mean, he's the expert
in Asian markets, and you-

576
00:35:55,391 --> 00:35:57,658
Well-

577
00:36:09,374 --> 00:36:12,005
This is for you.

578
00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:14,013
- What is it?
- Open it.

579
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:22,786
Denny-

580
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:27,093
Just a simple, "Thank you,
O kind and benevolent leader" will suffice.

581
00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:31,033
I can't accept this.

582
00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:33,126
I thought it was
what you always wanted.

583
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:37,108
I'm sure it's what
you thought I always wanted.

584
00:36:37,207 --> 00:36:39,474
You tying to play hardball
with me, Paul?

585
00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:43,518
Don't tell me this whole thing
is simply a matter of respect.

586
00:36:45,584 --> 00:36:47,714
Good God. It is.

587
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:52,285
My mind and my priorities are exactly
where they should be right now.

588
00:36:52,392 --> 00:36:57,199
When Rachel gets out, I will be
back here full-time, or maybe I won't.

589
00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,601
In the meantime,
it will give you the opportunity...

590
00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:04,642
to actually think
about things for a change.

591
00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:10,345
God bless us, we found it!

592
00:37:10,447 --> 00:37:12,884
The antique, steam-powered
woman-pleasing machine...

593
00:37:12,983 --> 00:37:15,420
is always in the last place you look.

594
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,891
You bet. Now, my client
is more than thrilled to return it...

595
00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:21,860
adjust ask for visitation rights.

596
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,056
However,
she cannot do that from jail.

597
00:37:24,163 --> 00:37:28,730
So she requests that the police
and insurance claims be withdrawn.

598
00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:32,366
Done. Just want to check
to make sure it's the original machine.

599
00:37:32,473 --> 00:37:34,568
You don't trust me?

600
00:37:34,676 --> 00:37:37,170
Not a bad idea.

601
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:01,565
I left my wife, Shirley.

602
00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:08,814
- Did you?
- About an hour ago.

603
00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:19,263
So what do you think?

604
00:38:21,598 --> 00:38:24,867
To be honest,
I'm a little afraid to think.

605
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,303
Well, no need then.

606
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,844
However, you know me.
I do have a question.

607
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:36,007
And what would that be?

608
00:38:38,585 --> 00:38:41,251
Would you like to see
my attachments?

609
00:39:03,281 --> 00:39:05,616
Denny, you're here late.

610
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:08,281
I run the place.

611
00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:11,952
So... you and Shirley-

612
00:39:12,057 --> 00:39:14,187
Gives us something in common.

613
00:39:14,294 --> 00:39:16,891
A hell oaf woman.

614
00:39:16,997 --> 00:39:20,232
- We have something else in common.
- What's that?

615
00:39:21,435 --> 00:39:24,533
We're both leading men.

616
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,237
We're like stars in our own show.

617
00:39:27,342 --> 00:39:31,717
Only the star doesn't have
only one leading lady.

618
00:39:31,816 --> 00:39:35,654
Oh, sure. Sometimes, at the end of an episode,
looks like he's settling down with someone.

619
00:39:35,753 --> 00:39:38,590
But the next week, she's not there.
It's somebody else.

620
00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,891
It's a way of holding up
viewer interest.

621
00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:44,225
You're a strange man, Denny.

622
00:39:45,398 --> 00:39:47,368
Strange leading man.

623
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:52,704
You're not going to hurt her, Ivan.

624
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:17,297
So whose ass did you have kicked?

625
00:40:19,404 --> 00:40:23,277
- Someone whose ass thoroughly deserved it.
- Good!

626
00:40:23,376 --> 00:40:25,403
I can never understand...

627
00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:28,484
why people don't use violence more often
to solve their problems.

628
00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:32,078
- Works every time.
- Actually, I'm quite disturbed by it.

629
00:40:32,186 --> 00:40:37,289
I had a real appetite
for Mr. Wharton's fear and suffering.

630
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,833
- Is that unusual?
- For me, not at all.

631
00:40:40,930 --> 00:40:45,167
What was unusual was
how swiftly I acted on my cravings.

632
00:40:45,269 --> 00:40:47,672
It was an emergency.
What else could you do?

633
00:40:47,772 --> 00:40:50,437
Something more clever.

634
00:40:53,177 --> 00:40:56,275
Equally disturbing
was how easy it all was.

635
00:40:56,382 --> 00:40:59,981
Quick fix which required very little thought
on my part. Just a phone call.

636
00:41:02,924 --> 00:41:05,794
I wonder what I'm turning into.

637
00:41:07,061 --> 00:41:09,862
Denny Crane.

638
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,794
I think I'm still
a long ways away from that.

639
00:41:13,903 --> 00:41:16,136
Oh.

640
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,474
Don’t you worry.
You'll get there.

641
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,459
You stinker!

