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Previously on Boston Legal.

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I don't fear death, but I am afraid
of being hooked up to a machine.

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If it came to that,
I would pull your plug.

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Pull the plug?
I want you to shoot me.

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"Professor Clifford Cabot's
Cabinet of Sexual Curiosities. "

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I intend for it to be
my legacy to the world.

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I need a favor. I want you to find out
if my daughter is using drugs again.

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- I'm Rachel.
- I'm Brad. Nice to meet you.

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- Have you made contact with Rachel?
- She's been clean five years.

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- Denise Bauer, attorney, Daniel Post.
- Guy dying of cancer.

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- You're going off like a dog.
- What do you mean?

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When a dog knows it's gonna die,
it goes off into the woods by itself.

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Imagine killing somebody
you deeply love.

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- You said you'd do it for me. You promised.
- I don't know that I could.

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- We had sex. Incredible sex. And that's it?
- Yes.

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- If you're okay with the way things were, so am I.
- Just friends.

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- Just friends.
- Friends with benefits.

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Alan, Marlene Stanger.
Marlene, Alan Shore.

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I look forward to working
with you, Miss Stanger.

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Marlene is
a first-rate lawyer.

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- She stole my case.
- I thought we could do better.

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You're not gonna get far at Crane, Poole &
Schmidt pulling the crap you did with this case.

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Cancel the rest of your week.
I'm taking you to Nimmo Bay.

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- I want to take you to my spa.
- What are you doing in my bed?

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- I don't know!
- You don't know?

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Anything Denny can do, I can do
backwards wearing high heels.

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- Who are we?
- Denny Crane.

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- Alan Shore.
- Leaders of men.

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With bull's-eyes
on our asses.

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What the hell? Paul, stop them.

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Security's been called.

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- Oh!
- Oh, dear.

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This could be my fault.
I seem to have mated them both.

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Yes, I did, all right.
Jane? Sheila? Whoa!

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- Alan, this is absolutely-
- All right, break it off!.

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Wrong, yes. Office policy manuals and such.
I know, Shirley.

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- But you'll just have to cut me
some slack this time of year.

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- This time of year?
- It's spring. I'm in heat.

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- I hear you're in heat.
- It seems so.

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Me too. We must be on the same cycle.
What do you do when you're in heat?

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Generally, I have
a good deal of sex.

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- Me too. Where?
- Out and about.

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- You mean right here in Boston?
- It's the most convenient locale.

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Don't do that, man. The women in Boston
are pale this time of year...

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and they haven't lost
their winter fat.

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Like spring snow, Boston women
have their own particular benefits.

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Nonsense.
You come with me to California.

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It's spring all the time there. I have some
business to do with the Los Angeles office.

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We'll have time to prowl all we want,
and we can write the whole thing off.

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Denny, in all modesty, my state of heat
doesn't generally require me to prowl.

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Women have a tendency
to find me.

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Let them find you in L. A.
Don't be difficult. You know we're going.

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We'll take thejet, grab a limo...

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drop by Crane, Poole & Schmidt Los Angeles,
do a little business.

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Then we'll check into
Château de Mer.

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They have that luxury down bedding
with the 500-thread cotton sheets.

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- Women love that high thread count.
- As do I.

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- You mean I've convinced you?
- I do have a hankering for some strip-mall sushi.

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Yes, the thread count
put me over. A few days.

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I'll make some calls.

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I was doing research.

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At a motel
with a prostitute.

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- I promise you, I've done nothing licentious.
- Me neither.

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I was cultivating case studies, conducting
interviews with ladies of the eve...

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for my survey of Victorian sexual mores
versus present day.

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Me too.

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- Clifford.
- Oh, my God. You don't believe me.

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She was naked
during the interview.

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- It looks suspicious.
- It was a demonstration speech.

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The art of seduction vis-à-vis
clothing removal. Just ask LaFonda.

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Look, Clifford.
It doesn't matter what I think.

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You've got your story.
You're sticking to it. I will post bail.

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- Shirley.
- Yes?

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Could you see about getting
my shoelaces back?

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Yeah.

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Now, the concepts of sufficiency of evidence
and weight of evidence are different.

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- Now, a prime example is
the Commonwealth vs. Tompkins.

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- Yes?
- Brad, Beth Guttman on line two.

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- Tell her I'm in a meeting. I'll call her right back.
- She said it was an emergency.

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It's my sister.
This will just take a minute.

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Yeah, Beth, what's up?

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What?

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When?

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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Okay, I'm on my way.

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Don't let her say a thing
until I get there.

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- Brad.
- Beth. What happened?

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Hannah was at this party.
Kids were-There were drugs.

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And this one boy...
died of an overdose.

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Denny, you-

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- Good Lord.
- Does this make me look fat?

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Yes.
Wear heels.

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Don't do this. You know you can't
handle Los Angeles.

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- I'll be fine.
- Every spring you take this little trip out west...

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and then we spend every summer, fall,
and winter trying to get the charges dropped.

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If you're referring
to the Vanna White incident...

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there was contributory
negligence on her part.

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You groped her rear end during the whole
buffet line at a cocktail party.

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How exactly
was she negligent?

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Her tushy! Legally it's called
an attractive nuisance.

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Look, if you are sincerely concerned about
my dalliances in Los Angeles...

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there's one way
to prevent them.

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Come with me.
You know how I feel about you.

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Mmm. Your wet suit's doing
all the talking.

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Bogey and Bacall had Paris.
You and I can have Los Angeles.

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- We can take the first flight out.
- Denny, every year I threaten.

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Every year I cajole.
All I have left is to plead.

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If you care about me,
don't make me plead.

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Denny Crane does not
make promises.

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But, for you, I will try
and be a good boy.

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Thank you.

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How did you get into
that thing anyway?

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A lot of Vaseline, and Chuck
in Word Processing helped.

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Poor Chuck.

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I hope he'll help me
get out of it.

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- She doubled the client's money.
- Denise was there too.

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- I thought that was the case you settled at 10.
- Well-

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- You make a great team.
- Every team needs a great closer.

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- One of you is funny. Funny helps with clients.
- Her?

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- Thanks, guys.
- Too bad you're both up for partner.

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- Spring vote.
- Always a lot harder.

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- This place is so sexist.
- Four spots.

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- No way they're gonna give two to women.
- You should team up.

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Whoever makes it this time can
then vote for the other one next time.

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I'm just gonna run in
and grab a seat.

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That's what you should do. And then the other
one can just buy you dinner or something.

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We won't know what the boy
died of until after the autopsy.

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More than likely a bad mix
of prescription medications.

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- What are you talking about?
- Have you ever heard of"pharming" parties?

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- No.
- Not "farming" with an "F," but a "P-H."

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It's what kids are doing
as oflate.

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They go to their parents' medicine cabinets,
find leftover prescriptions-

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pain medicines for backaches, sleeping pills,
even their own medications for A. D. D.

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They take all these
pharmaceuticals, get together...

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trade 'em, mix them into
various medication cocktails...

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just to see what kind of fun
can be had.

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This poor kid more than
likely got a bad mix.

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- Do you know about this?
- First I'm hearing.

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The kids were smart to dump the pills
down the toilet.

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But we found the prescription bottles,
labels missing, in the trash out back.

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Hannah would never be involved in anything
like that. She's already on an antidepressant.

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- She knows better than to mix it with anything.
- Hannah's on antidepressants?

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She's had clinical
depression for two years.

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- She won't tell me anything.
- The other kids aren't talking.

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But the D. A.'s not gonna let this one go.
Someone's going to jail.

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I'll talk to her.

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- Cut your hair since Christmas.
- Yeah.

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We've got a long road
ahead of us.

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And I realize you're
probably still in shock...

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but, as you can see, we've got a little bit
of a problem here.

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Besides Ryan being dead?

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Now, I understand you lost a friend, Hannah.
But Ryan's parents also lost a son.

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And they are not gonna stop,
nor should they...

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until they find out exactly
what happened last night.

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Right now, as we're talking, all your other
friends are with their attorneys...

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who are advising
them to speak up.

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And the first one to speak up is gonna
make a deal with the district attorney.

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Everyone else is gonna take responsibility
for the crime...

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and someone is going to go to jail.

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Hannah, I know
you're a good person.

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I know you're a good friend.

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But this is the one time you
need to think of yourself first.

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Um, the Strom trial doesn't begin until
the fall so we can discuss that at a later date.

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- Denise, what have you got?
- Uh, the Pretzer deposition starts Monday.

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Plus I'm still negotiating
on Friedman versus Langston.

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- And, oh, Paul needs help on McCush and Wasson.
- Full load.

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- Very full. Lots of billables, but I'm handling it.
- Good.

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- In that case-
- I'm available.

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Excellent. So you're with me
on the Clifford Cabot case.

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Okay, people, that does it.
Thank you very much.

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Marlene, you're typing
with such intensity.

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Almost as though there were
some imminent climax.

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She's on antidepressants.

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I had no idea. I thought we were close.
Suddenly we're Ordinary People.

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You're holiday close.
You get together for the biggies.

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You know, Christmas, Easter,
share some laughs, old stories.

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And there's something really
comforting about that.

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But in between the jokes...

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that's where stuff like
"Hannah's got clinical depression" hang out.

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I mean, how do you share
something like that?

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Plus, it's Hannah's
private business.

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Not anymore.
It's like we've been strangers for years.

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Do they know
everything about you?

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Brad?

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- Can I, um-
- Hey, Beth.

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They arrested her.
One of the kids talked.

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He said it was all Hannah's fault,
that she organized the whole party...

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that she brought
all the drugs.

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- I know that's not true.
- Where is she now?

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Rick's arranging bail.

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This is my world.
Welcome to it.

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Current research from the top
academics in my field...

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at the most prestigious
universities in the country.

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"Sex and Love in the Time
of the Booty Call. "

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"Buzz Off: A History of Anti-Vibrator
Legislation in the United States. "

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All legitimate papers presented at
the Yale Sex Week Symposium last month.

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You know, you have
a way about you.

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Anyhoo, the paper that I'm working on,
entitled "Low As a Ho:

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Privileging Sexual Purveyors
and the Fallacy of Phallocentricism"...

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could only be made possible
through field research.

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Which is what I was doing
when accosted by the fuzz.

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Clifford, I think you can understand how
the police might have mistaken your intentions...

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and let their imaginations
get away from them.

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And that's their problem. Finally, our
universities are making great strides...

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in understanding
the human sexual condition.

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Graphic sexuality has become
ubiquitous in modern society.

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It's irresponsible
not to teach young people about it.

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- These are for real.
- You're kidding.

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As whacked-out as some of these
things sound- no offense, Clifford-

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- they're all legitimate scholarly research articles.
- Exactly.

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Research which required
extensive interviews.

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My cousin went to elementary
school with the D. A.

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I think we've got enough here to go to him
and get these charges dropped.

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I like her.

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That's not how it happened.
They're lying.

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Then you have to tell the truth. These kids
are doing exactly what is expected of them.

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They're acting
in their own self-interest.

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Hannah, you must understand,
you could go to jail for this.

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They are charging you
with second-degree murder.

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No. No.

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- Okay.
- Casey.

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Casey, when you're finished
perusing, please note...

222
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that what our client had on his mind was
purely "Q" and "A" for research purposes only.

223
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,955
- There was no intent to solicit.
- Oh, no intent, huh?

224
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,327
You guys want to let us
in on the joke?

225
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,957
We found that
Professor Cabot...

226
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:07,528
in doing his "research,"
was extremely thorough.

227
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,938
Check it out.

228
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,011
Show me-Show me the plight
of the exploited sex worker.

229
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,048
Oh, and show me your ass.

230
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,677
- Oh, dear Lord.
- Check it out. She's about to graduate magna cum laude.

231
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:25,883
- Tell me your quim is quivering.
- What's a quim?

232
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,255
Can you believe she didn't
know what a quim was?

233
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,885
- Clifford.
- I know. It's awful. Pure misery.

234
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,590
- What do we do?
- Plead this out. Take your lumps.

235
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,167
I can't do that.
My reputation is at stake.

236
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,260
If I plead guilty, there goes
my entire academic career.

237
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,670
You should've thought of that before you
hired Eliza Doolittle to polish your knob.

238
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,233
Okay, Shirley, yes, I'm guilty.
Put me in shackles.

239
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,371
- Let's not go there.
- But I really did go to that motel for research.

240
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,711
Only, this time, LaFonda
looked so inviting.

241
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,285
Her smile told me everything
was gonna be all right.

242
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,616
Then I got carried away.

243
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,882
Shirley, I'm mortified
to admit this...

244
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,119
but I hadn't been intimate
with a woman for years.

245
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,253
My wife left me
emotionally and sexually...

246
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,299
long before we
ever parted ways legally.

247
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,368
And loneliness...

248
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,529
well, it isn't something
you can just think your way out of.

249
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,904
Clifford, how many of these
interviews have you done?

250
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,534
With this latest study, 11.

251
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,910
But this is the first time anything
inappropriate has ever happened.

252
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,942
Ooh, maybe it's the third.

253
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,953
We're sunk.

254
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,991
- This will stop.
- What will stop?

255
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:49,006
You and your little games.
They're a distraction and they will stop.

256
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,099
What do you
suggest instead?

257
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,143
We're going to make love.

258
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,647
You're going to give me
everything you've got.

259
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,082
We're going to get this
out of our system.

260
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,916
It will be kept between
the two of us, and then we will move on.

261
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,288
- Sounds very organized.
- Cut the nonsense. Are you in or not?

262
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,260
I'm very much in.

263
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,592
However,
I have some thoughts.

264
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,963
First, I'm a bit old-fashioned
when it comes to certain women.

265
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,968
I prefer to do the stalking.

266
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,868
- You've got 24 hours.
- I certainly won't be timed.

267
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,033
- I think you're vile.
- That's a very good sign.

268
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,112
For some, it takes quite
a while to reach that point.

269
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,146
But you seem
very in touch...

270
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,775
with the worst that
the world has to offer.

271
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,984
You've always been
a very bad girl.

272
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,025
Now you're working
up to awful...

273
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,959
and you think I'm just
the lucky lad to get you there.

274
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:49,899
You might just be right.
As long as it's messy...

275
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,800
and hurts just a bit.

276
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,209
Just as soon as I return
from Los Angeles.

277
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,170
This has a familiar
feel to it.

278
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,865
Oh, I forgot. You haven't been
to this branch. How are you?

279
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,942
Denny Crane.
I'm a big believer in consistency.

280
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,570
Whether you kill someone
in Boston, New York, Chicago-

281
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,705
Denny Crane-

282
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:40,216
L. A., London, Tokyo,
you'll feel right at home here.

283
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,219
Oh, my God.

284
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,882
- So I'll messenger those contracts to you this afternoon.
- Perfect. Thank you.

285
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:50,393
- Miss Reese, Denny Crane.
- Hello.

286
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:54,023
I'm sorry. The Denny Crane.
Crane, Poole & Sperm- Schmidt.

287
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:59,571
May I say that I have seen every single one
of the episodes of Night Bay.

288
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,936
- Thank you.
- And I wonder, how can they keep this thing going?

289
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,204
But, you know,
night swimmers need protection too.

290
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:10,543
And drug smugglers who thrive
under the cloak of darkness.

291
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,209
And this is my colleague,
Alan Shore.

292
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,343
- A pleasure, Ms. -
- No.

293
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,718
He doesn't watch television.
I doubt he's even seen...

294
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,724
the sex tape
your boyfriend filmed of you.

295
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,590
- I have to go now.
- Oh.

296
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,595
Bye-bye.

297
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,791
- I love L. A.
- Denny Crane!

298
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,564
- Son of a gun, how are you?
- Hey, good. Good.

299
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,798
- Barry Goal.
- Alan Shore. How do you do?

300
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,738
Senior partner,
Crane, Poole & Schmidt L. A.

301
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,333
- Barry Goal.
- You said that.

302
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,912
- Denny Crane West, almost.
- Got it.

303
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,244
Barry Goal.

304
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:52,356
Docket number 52893.
Commonwealth versus Hannah Guttman...

305
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,084
- on the charge of second-degree murder.
- Great.

306
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,922
- How do you plead?
- Not guilty, Your Honor.

307
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,689
- Bail?
- Defense requests R. O. R.

308
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,627
Hannah's parents can take
responsibility for her.

309
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,097
The defendant is charged
with second-degree murder. Bail.

310
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,295
That's way out of whack, Your Honor.
This case is involuntary manslaughter at its best.

311
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,838
- You're gonna tell me how to file?
- She's overcharging, Your Honor...

312
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,840
hoping we'll plead
for manslaughter.

313
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,706
An innocent boy is dead,
Your Honor. Forgive me for taking it seriously.

314
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,780
All right. The defendant
has no prior record.

315
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,008
I'm gonna release her into
the custody ofher parents.

316
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,812
Conference with
the clerk for scheduling.

317
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,652
Hannah?

318
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,318
- You're not going to look at us?
- Let's go.

319
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,397
You killed our son, you're not
going to even look at us?

320
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,396
Did you take care of what we talked about?

321
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,099
Just as you requested.
All the amendments to your living will...

322
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,335
have been incorporated
per your specifications.

323
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,344
- We just need the proper signatures.
- Excellent.

324
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,505
Andjust so you know,
we did a search.

325
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:53,813
And there's no place that will legally sanction
euthanasia by bullet to the brain.

326
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,046
- Aw. Chest?
- Sorry.

327
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,486
The most you can hope for
is a slow morphine drip...

328
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,855
or counting on Alan here
to pull your plug.

329
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,259
- Excuse me?
- Denny has amended his living will...

330
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,891
to grant you power of attorney so you can
enforce the D. N. R. clause...

331
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,027
just in case, uh,
you know-

332
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,664
Since Cap Weinberger died,
I need someone else to pull my plug.

333
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:20,211
You're up, Alan.
I got a slot open. Hancock?

334
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,445
I'm sorry, Barry. We'll have to take care
of this another time.

335
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,195
We are so screwed on
the Clifford Cabot case.

336
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,826
Really? Oh, I'm sorry. And you were so eager
to get on that one too.

337
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,563
I know! I thought we had
a real strong argument...

338
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:50,130
that his encounter with the crazy hooker
was just part of his crazy academic research.

339
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,472
But it turns out
he videotaped the whole thing.

340
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:54,477
- H-He videotaped it?
- Yeah.

341
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:57,605
It's not one of those blurry night vision videos.
This one is crystal clear.

342
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,981
But the important thing
is... he filmed it.

343
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,281
He made a film.

344
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,788
A film which is protected
under the First Amendment.

345
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,382
Uh, Denise-

346
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,223
Paul, uh, I can't.
Not now.

347
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,413
Shirley, I had a thought.

348
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,676
Ride with me.

349
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,752
Get out!

350
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:40,186
No. No!

351
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,760
And if he filmed it for distribution...

352
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,761
to entertain an audience...

353
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,423
that's pornography, which is protected
under the First Amendment.

354
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,432
Good thinking.

355
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,934
What is that pounding?

356
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,870
This building has a lot of quirks.
Haven't you noticed?

357
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,275
I hate her.

358
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,489
Great.

359
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,963
I need your help.

360
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,797
Hannah, this is Rachel Lewiston.

361
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,895
- Hi, Hannah.
- Hi.

362
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,271
I'm just
gonna be out there.

363
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,748
Well, nothing awkward
about this, is there?

364
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,416
I'm sorry. But why
am I even talking to you?

365
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,495
Honestly? Because your
uncle's a little lame.

366
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,495
He thought
I could help you.

367
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,158
But the only thing I can
think to do is to tell you aboutJenny Diner.

368
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,066
- Who?
- She was a girl I met in rehab.

369
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,431
I was there recently.
Jenny's about your age.

370
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,909
Angry as hell.
We got along great.

371
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,477
There were other addicts there
who I had more in common with.

372
00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:16,281
ButJenny and I, uh-
Well, we really understood each other.

373
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,156
I, uh-

374
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,522
I mentioned it to one of
the counselors one day.

375
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,619
He said he wasn't surprised.

376
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:29,894
They've done studies that show that drug and
alcohol abuse stunts your emotional growth.

377
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:34,131
Whatever age you start abusing,
that's the age you are, emotionally.

378
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:38,608
So even though I'm pushing the big 4-0,
and I'm raising a three-year-old...

379
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,610
in many ways I'm still 16...

380
00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:45,911
which is why my father's stare
can still make me feel two feet tall...

381
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:49,453
and why my best friend
and confidant in rehab...

382
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,318
was a 16-year-old
hooked on heroin.

383
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:55,951
- I don't do drugs.
- Hannah...

384
00:24:56,061 --> 00:25:00,088
I just want to tell you
the one thing I learned...

385
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,962
the really, really hard way.

386
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,968
And that is you have to
own your crap.

387
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:09,097
What you do,
what you say, who you hurt...

388
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:11,675
you have to own all of it.

389
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:15,735
And if you don't want to be stuck here
at age 16 for the rest of your life...

390
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,906
you're gonna have to
tell people what happened.

391
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:37,729
Your Honor, the defense's motion
to dismiss is absurd.

392
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:40,600
We have a videotape
which clearly shows that the defendant...

393
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,801
was caught fully...
in the commission of the illegal act.

394
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,640
It used to be called
in flagrante delicto.

395
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:51,648
But, uh, people don't speak
as colorfully anymore.

396
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:55,584
It's a damn shame too.
Ms. Stanger?

397
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,281
Professor Cabot was
indeed in that motel room.

398
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,654
He did purchase the services
of LaFonda Raymond...

399
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,887
and he did set up his camera
and make a videotape.

400
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:06,486
And that is why the charges
should be dismissed.

401
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:09,658
- Not following you, Ms. Stanger.
- Your Honor...

402
00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:13,101
Professor Cabot was not engaged
in an act of prostitution.

403
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,399
He was in fact making
a pornographic movie.

404
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:18,533
And as a result, everything he did is protected
under the First Amendment.

405
00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:20,873
- Oh, come on.
- Your Honor, Professor Cabot...

406
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,812
is a distinguished professor
and budding director.

407
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,816
- But unlike many other first time
independent filmmakers- - Please.

408
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,752
Professor Cabot comes to his subject
after years of study and research...

409
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,380
which will only serve to
broaden and deepen...

410
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:36,517
the potential impact
of his cinematic creation.

411
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,653
Wow.

412
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,924
I hope you can see through
this ridiculous smoke screen.

413
00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:44,024
It doesn't matter if the defendant
is a professor or a bog worker.

414
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:47,229
It doesn't matter ifhe had 10 cameras
rolling the whole time.

415
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,831
The fact is he paid to have sex with
a prostitute, and that's against the law.

416
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,706
Your Honor, I have a witness
who will prove my argument.

417
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:56,576
Mr. Craven,
have you had a chance...

418
00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,842
to look at the film
made by Professor Cabot?

419
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,441
- Yes.
- In your expert opinion as a filmmaker...

420
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,919
what is Professor Cabot
doing in the film?

421
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:06,957
Well, he's acting.
He's directing the action.

422
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:09,083
And of course,
he's screwing.

423
00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:11,424
- As part ofhis performance?
- Yes.

424
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:14,259
So we have acting,
directing, cinematography.

425
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:17,267
If you include his humming,
he's doing the score.

426
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,769
- We're talking about a film here, aren't we?
- Oh, yes.

427
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:23,568
Now, I think we would all agree that
this isn't a particularly good film.

428
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,802
- Oh, boy.
- But let me ask you this.

429
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:29,539
Is this film, a film produced
and directed by Professor Cabot...

430
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,617
starring himself
and LaFonda-

431
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:35,709
- Is it the worst film you've ever seen?
- No.

432
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,118
Not by a long shot.

433
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,735
It was just stuff
from the drugstore.

434
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,838
Prescriptions.
It was safe.

435
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:07,179
No. Not for Ryan.

436
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:09,185
Everybody's on something.

437
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:12,120
I have friends who have to
take a pill to wake up...

438
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,282
to go to sleep,
to study.

439
00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:17,828
- I need to take something to calm down before a test.
- I'm not here to judge.

440
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:20,193
Yes, you are.
Everyone is.

441
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:24,394
They're trying to pin this whole thing on me.
And I didn't organize the party.

442
00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:27,528
- I didn't bring all the drugs.
- Okay.

443
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,208
But, um-

444
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,814
I gave Ryan the meds
that killed him.

445
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,108
I was just trying to
make him better.

446
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:44,017
You need to
explain this to me.

447
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:47,785
I can't. You don't know
what it's like to be depressed.

448
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,622
- Sure, I do.
- No, you don't.

449
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,732
Real depression
affects you physically.

450
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,667
You literally
can't get out of bed.

451
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:01,830
There's a weight pressing
down on you all the time.

452
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:06,468
You don't care if you eat, if you stink-
It's all too much.

453
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,679
And Ryan had it.

454
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,511
I told him to
talk to his parents.

455
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:17,247
They told him to study harder
and play sports after school.

456
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,586
Ryan was drowning,
and they couldn't see it.

457
00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:29,726
The night of the party,
I swear...

458
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,359
I gave Ryan the exact dose
that I was taking.

459
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:37,237
He must've, you know, had something first
or was drinking or-

460
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:40,869
I don't know. He was allergic.
But he wasn't supposed to die though.

461
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:44,608
He wasn't supposed to die.
He wasn't supposed to.

462
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,718
So it's true? Wes Craven was your
ace in the hole?

463
00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:56,260
Paul, she was brilliant. I know we're
not supposed to say clients are guilty.

464
00:29:56,361 --> 00:30:00,593
- But this guy was guilty, and she got him off.
- Oh-

465
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:03,724
I'll see you guys.

466
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,962
Marlene, tell me more.

467
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:10,370
Shirley, I realize that there's no way that
I can say this without sounding petty.

468
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,069
But that whole
pornography%First Amendment rights thing...

469
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,773
- that was... my idea.
- Yeah, it sounds like you.

470
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,940
But, Denise...

471
00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,348
she got to
the elevator first.

472
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:46,609
Denny Crane.

473
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:49,145
- Denny Crane.
- I sometimes forget that you're famous.

474
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:50,680
I'm well-known.

475
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,082
Courtney, over here.

476
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,954
What a small world.

477
00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:01,116
- And what big-
- You knew she'd be here.

478
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:05,526
It's her favorite restaurant.
My God, they're beautiful.

479
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,863
- Courtney!
- Hey!

480
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,868
Hey, hey! Knock it! Give her space.

481
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:16,464
What's the matter with you?
Hey. Hey.

482
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:27,579
She's magnificent.
Ever see the show she hosts?

483
00:31:27,685 --> 00:31:31,519
- It's called The Phoenix.
- Is it about mythology?

484
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,558
Oh, yeah. People will watch that.
No, it's a reality show.

485
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:38,322
They take these wrecked broads
and make 'em look, uh, pretty.

486
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,795
She could at least
have shared a drink with me.

487
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,995
- Why should she? You stalked her.
- I did not stalk her.

488
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:48,470
You found out where she eats.
You showed up. That's stalking.

489
00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,340
All right.
Why are you still miffed at me?

490
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:55,037
- I'm not miffed, Denny.
- You're miffed enough to ruin my meal.

491
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:58,741
- I thought being my plug-puller
would be an honor. - It is.

492
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,546
I'm not saying I don't wanna be the one
to pull your plug.

493
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:05,089
I just felt the way the whole package
was presented to me was wrong.

494
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,384
I just told you
to sign my document.

495
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:10,120
Exactly. With something
as monumental as that...

496
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:12,856
you don't just push a piece of paper
in one's face.

497
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,831
- You discuss it first.
- We discussed it plenty of times.

498
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,494
You said you would shoot me.

499
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,231
There's a difference between talking
about it and signing a legal document.

500
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:23,569
You're a friggin' lawyer for God's sake!
That's what you do!

501
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,939
With others, yes.
When it comes to my personal life...

502
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:28,569
I don't actually sign contracts
at the drop of a hat.

503
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,513
When I say I'll do something, I do it,
regardless of a piece of paper.

504
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,278
- I expect people to hold me to my word.
- What's the matter with you?

505
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,182
People don't
do that anymore.

506
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,085
And you certainly can't expect the hospital
to acknowledge your word.

507
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,715
In this case,
I can see that.

508
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:45,091
Well, are you gonna sign
the damn thing or not?

509
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,099
Okay.

510
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,269
I apologize.

511
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,306
How about I ask you properly?

512
00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,398
Okay.

513
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:04,945
Would you do me the honor
of killing me?

514
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:13,087
I will.

515
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:16,786
- Waiter. Champagne.
- Yes, sir.

516
00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:33,076
This is just a nightmare.

517
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,668
It is, but... we've got a case.

518
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,476
Thank God.

519
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:41,677
Hannah had a very compelling motive
for giving Ryan those pills.

520
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,346
And I'm almost positive
that I can plead out.

521
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,650
Oh, she told you
she gave him the pills?

522
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,352
Yes. And I believe that
she was trying to help him.

523
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:52,554
And I think she can
convince the D. A. too.

524
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:56,190
Well, if she pleads guilty,
will she get probation?

525
00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:00,696
No. It's-

526
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,535
She's probably gonna have to do
some time in a juvenile facility.

527
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,906
- Maybe a year.
- No, it would kill her, Brad.

528
00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:09,878
- She's a sick girl.
- I'll get the best deal that I can...

529
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,881
but I'm certain it's gonna
involve somejail time.

530
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,508
A kid died, Beth.

531
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,449
What if she said
she didn't do it?

532
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,719
But she did it.

533
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,818
There were a lot
of other kids at that party.

534
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:27,193
That one, Jason, has
a prior drug conviction.

535
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:30,859
What if Hannah just
keeps her mouth shut.

536
00:34:30,968 --> 00:34:34,335
- What are you asking me to do?
- I'm asking you to do what's best for your niece!

537
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:37,840
What's best is to tell the truth, get this
behind her and get on with her life.

538
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,308
No! What's best
is to keep her out of jail!

539
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,903
I'm not gonna pin this on some other kid
when I know that Hannah did it.

540
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,748
Then I'm getting
another lawyer.

541
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,467
- Hi, Denise!
- Marlene.

542
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,470
You know,
those girls were right.

543
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:09,699
- We really do make a pretty good team.
- Mmm.

544
00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:12,207
I like the way we bounce ideas
off each other.

545
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:16,110
You know what they say, Marlene.
You can't beat an idea whose time has come.

546
00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:18,944
And, Marlene,
your time is coming.

547
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,916
Does my mom know
we're having this conversation?

548
00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:28,788
Hannah, your mother,
she likes perfect endings.

549
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,724
Tell me about it.

550
00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:32,728
There's no
perfect ending here.

551
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,799
There's a lousy one
where a kid is dead.

552
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,301
You're held accountable, you end up serving
six months, possibly a year in jail.

553
00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:42,861
And there's a catastrophic one
where a kid is dead...

554
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,874
you try to avoid
being held accountable.

555
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,876
You roll the dice,
you go to trial, you lose...

556
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,913
you end up serving three years,
possibly more.

557
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:54,246
Now this perfect life that your mother was so
determined for you to have, that's off the table.

558
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,651
- She's not seeing clearly on this.
- And you are?

559
00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,590
I know the law.
And I know your mom.

560
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:08,325
Yes, I'm the one you should be listening
to right now.

561
00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,296
Six months?

562
00:36:15,406 --> 00:36:17,306
Juvenile.
Minimum security.

563
00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,569
I may be able to do better,
but you gotta trust me.

564
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:29,581
Okay. This is going to look
like I am completely kissing your ass.

565
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:34,021
And I am. But look what I actually found
in the cold aisle at the grocery store.

566
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,288
- Schmidt Beer.
- Well, would you look at that.

567
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:42,923
- You know I'm good.
- You're very good.

568
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:47,088
I've spent nine years working my tail off
to make partner.

569
00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:51,066
In three minutes, she comes in and tries
to take my spot.

570
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:53,261
- Marlene?
- Squid.

571
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:57,034
Ruthless,
horrible sea creature.

572
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,535
It's so unfair when
people like that win.

573
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,045
So don't let her.

574
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,780
Right. Hmm.

575
00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:10,886
Hmm.

576
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:20,262
- What?
- You just kinda... broke it for me.

577
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:24,957
- Sorry.
- No. It's not your fault.

578
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,401
It's this thing
with my niece.

579
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:31,965
We're friends with benefits. This is supposed
to be our break from all those hassles.

580
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:34,601
I just can't let it go.

581
00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:40,712
Maybe it would help if you didn't think
about it personally.

582
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,112
You know, if you thought
about it like an attorney.

583
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:47,054
- Okay.
- Brad...

584
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,787
nothing excites you
as much as the law.

585
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:54,558
- I know.
- So imagine yourself...

586
00:38:54,665 --> 00:39:00,035
standing tall
in front of the jury box...

587
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,230
adrenaline pumping...

588
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,467
juices flowing.

589
00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:09,512
The judge up there
with his gavel... banging...

590
00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,638
banging...

591
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,683
banging.

592
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:16,184
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

593
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,519
And I bet Marlene isn't
getting laid right now.

594
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,933
Alan, I want you to know,
we get back to Boston...

595
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,435
first thing I'm gonna do
is sign your living will.

596
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,404
- Be your plug-puller.
- You don't have to do that, Denny.

597
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:38,475
I wanna do that.

598
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:43,013
It meant a great deal to me when you agreed
to give me the- the big send-off.

599
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:46,641
It was a great show
of, you know, affection.

600
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,015
Of love.

601
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,350
You showed me yours,
now I wanna show you mine.

602
00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:53,719
I certainly appreciate that.
But the fact is...

603
00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:56,816
my living will, as it were,
is taken care of.

604
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,861
- We'll amend it.
- There's really no need.

605
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,225
- I want to.
- You don't have to.

606
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,525
- I want to.
- It's fine.

607
00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,657
- It's not.
- I'm telling you it is.

608
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,066
I'm telling you it's not.

609
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,806
- What are we talking about?
- My living will.

610
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,366
Right. So first thing we get back,
I sign on as your plug-puller.

611
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:16,207
- Case closed.
- No.

612
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,973
Is there something you're not telling me.
Is there somebody else?

613
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,349
No. It's just
I've made my arrangements.

614
00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,582
It's not a particularly pleasant subject to
revisit, so I'm gonna preserve the status quo.

615
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:29,591
- You don't trust me.
- I do trust you.

616
00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:34,653
Not with this. Not with your life.
Waiter! Bring him the check.

617
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,824
Denny.

618
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,496
Your brain is so clogged up with big words, you
don't have room for the stuff that's important.

619
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,665
Trust in a friendship is a two-way street,
or there's no friendship.

620
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,744
A real friendship doesn't include one person
being positively giddy...

621
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,211
over the prospect of pulling the plug
on the other.

622
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:51,906
- I'm not giddy!
- You are.

623
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:55,508
I think part of you
really wants to be the guy who kills me.

624
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,561
- I just shot someone.
- It's over here!

625
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:16,697
- It's Courtney! Hey, Courtney Reese!
- Denny Crane.

626
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,707
- What happened?
- Everything's gonna be all right.

627
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,710
- Did you see what happened?
- Denny Crane.

628
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,747
Call 911.
Denny Crane.

629
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,647
Move aside. Get out of the way.
Denny Crane.

630
00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,651
Who are you? Who are you?

631
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:39,127
Do you know what happened?

632
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:42,927
Who are you?

633
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:29,240
You stinker!

