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Previous on Boston Legal.

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Do we have anybody in corporate
who understands this credit card world?

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- Somebody-
- Hands.

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- Sorry?
- Hands Swenson. Banking and finance genius.

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- Only don't call him Hands.
- Why would I?

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- Bingo!
- Why doesn't he move his hands?

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- Bingo.
- Are you making fun of me?

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Should we be married and sensible and
go home to do whatever men do at home?

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I have nothing against marriage.
I've done it five times.

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But here's the thing about wives.
Theydon’s let you play with your friends.

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I'll take a friend
over wife every time.

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Not only a patron of the arts...

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Denny Crane is a generous contributor
of his time, energy and enthusiasm.

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What the hell kind of charity
is Children's Group?

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- We're teaching children to read.
- No. We're buying them food.

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I thought we were providing them
with old people to play with.

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I believe it's
a children's theater group.

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How can kids with muscular dystrophy
do theater?

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- They don't have muscular dystrophy.
- Then what are we doing here?

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- Judas Priest, there's a game on.
- Don't be long, Denny.

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- Your speech is up next.
- And you might want to actually practice it...

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- considering you're the honoree.
- Not to worry. It's all up here.

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Please tell me there's
no press here tonight.

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Scotch.
Single malt.

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Straight.

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Nice night.

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Suddenly, it is.

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He's often told me
that writing a check is easy.

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- It's only money.
- Should we go look for him?

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He'll be here. Denny's never
one to miss the spotlight.

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But rolling up your sleeves and
getting dirty out on the front lines...

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that is not easy.

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I'll wrap this up
before his head swells too much.

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The emcee's winding down, people.

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I knew we should've tagged him.

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- Denny Crane!
- Ladies and gentlemen...

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the Children's Group
applauds and honors...

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Mr. Denny Crane.

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Dear Lord.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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There is no doubt we do it
all for the children.

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And what did you think of my speech?

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- Excellent.
- Thank you for writing it for me.

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Give me a call sometime. You know
how to use a business card, don’t you?

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- You just whip it out of your pocket and-
- Blow.

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- You look puzzled.
- I am.

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A woman I just had sex with hands me
her card and I have no desire to throw it away.

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- You had sex with her here?
- Hot, sweaty sex...

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right there in the coat-check room.

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Keep it.

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Daniel Post, C. E. O.,
Christ berg Pelham, Incorporated.

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He has stage four
metastasized lung cancer.

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Never fun.

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A major pharmaceutical company
was testing a new cancer drug.

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Post used his friendship with
the C. E. O. of that company...

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to get himself put
into the test group.

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And to make sure that he got
the actual drug, not the placebo.

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Hmm. The rich are different
from you and me.

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Certainly from you. So...

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Post is being sued by another
cancer patient...

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who was in the same study, and
who ended up getting the placebo.

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- What's the cause olfaction?
- What you'd expect.

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Conspiracy, intentional infliction
of emotional distress.

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We're going to court today.

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Today?

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I thought I could-

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handle it myself but, uh-

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O- Olivia died of cancer, didn't she?

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Yes.
At any rate...

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I'm hoping you can second chair.

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- You ready?
- Uh, Denise Bauer, attorney.

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- Daniel Post.
- Guy dying of cancer.

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- Is that the way he described me?
- Rich guy dying of cancer.

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Denise will be second chairing.
I filled her in on the case.

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Actually, you left out our defense.
Do we have one?

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I like her.

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I'm not sure if the jury
is going to like me, Mr. Post.

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I have a client who tried to buy
his way into a cancer study.

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Could you tell me
what possessed you to do that?

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I got cancer.

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Are you really my lawyer?

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Or did the Make-A-Wish Foundation
just finally come through?

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Alan, do you have a minute?

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What can I do for you, Jerry?

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They are meeting soon to vote on
this year's partnerships.

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This'll be my third time
to be up for partner.

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- My last time.
- I see.

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I was wondering if maybe you
could tell me where I stand.

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You know the right people
around here.

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And I know-

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Well, no one.

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Jerry, you are
an extraordinary attorney.

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I am.

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I constructed a chart
that reveals...

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my involvement is typically
the key variable...

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in the firm's winning a case.

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Bingo!
It was my research...

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that was the determining factor in
the Simmons versus Aragon Oil _city.

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Not to mention 252 other cases.

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Because of my research.
Bingo!

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But still, I wonder...

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whether the senior partners
are aware of my contributions.

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Jerry, you know I have a tremendous
affection for my own intelligence.

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And even I think
you are smarter than me.

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Oh, I am.

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I'll see what I can find out.

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How long have you worked for Devlin
Macgregor Pharmaceuticals, Mr. Clark?

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- Eight years.
- And what was your position?

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I was a lab technician
in ontological protocols.

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- You worked on a drug to cure cancer?
- Trade name is Pneumitrox.

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It was specifically designed to hinder
the rapid cellular mutations in the lungs.

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And did Devlin Macgregor conduct
a double-blind study to test Pneumitrox?

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- Sort of.
- Why do you say sort of, sir?

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- The test was corrupted.
- Objection. Foundation.

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Overruled.

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On July 9 of this year, you received
a call from your supervisor. What did he want?

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He told me to ensure
that Patient 1123...

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received the Pneumitrox
and not the placebo.

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- Why?
- He didn't say.

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But I subsequently discovered that Patient 1123
is Mr. Post. It seemed fairly obvious.

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- Objection.
- Sustained.

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What made you come forward?

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Doing so has cost you
your job, correct?

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- It did.
- Then why?

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Because some things are
more important than job.

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Mr. Clark, how many patients
were involved in the experiment?

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- Uh, 2, OOO.
- And statistically speaking...

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how would it change the likelihood...

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of one person out of the 2, OOO
receiving the drug over the placebo...

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if another person
was directed to get the drug?

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- Not much.
- Because there was no guarantee...

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that any of the volunteers
would receive the actual drug.

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The odds were originally 50-50?

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The odds would change minimally.

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Instead of50-50...

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the odds would change from...

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49.95 to 50.05.

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- Uh, sounds right.
- So virtually no change at all?

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Well, if you were dying,
Miss Bauer,.05 is everything.

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Shirley, I wanted to ask you
about Jerry Swenson.

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- He's up for partner.
- I can't discuss that with you.

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- Why not?
- Well, that determination is for partners only...

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and you're not a partner.

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- I'm sure you understand, Alan.
- Absolutely.

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Jerry Swenson? You mean Hands?
Not a chance. He's a weirdo.

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He's not a weirdo.
And he doesn't like to be called Hands.

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- How could you not? The "hands. "
- A peccadillo, to be sure.

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- We all have them.
- I don't have any peccadilloes.

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- What's your name, Denny?
- Denny Crane.

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Ah! Yes.

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My point is, Jerry Swenson
deserves to be made a partner.

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What is that?

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Bev bought me a camera phone.

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The woman you enjoyed
in the coatroom?

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We can send each other pictures.

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This damn thing
takes forever to load.

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Things going well with Bev, then?

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She said she wanted to fulfill
every single one of my fantasies.

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I made a list.
Had to type it myself.

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- My assistant threatened to quit.
- Denny, you're glowing.

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She's an amazing woman, Alan.
It's like having a one night stand...

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- but every night with the same woman.
- I'm thrilled for you, Denny.

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- Now, about Jerry.
- He's not a rainmaker, Alan.

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Shirley says he's not bringing in
enough money. He's toast. Weird toast.

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Would you let me have a glance
at his performance review, then?

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It's highly confidential.
Just don't tell anybody where you got it.

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Oh, picture's finally loaded.
look at this.

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She's vey limber
for a woman her age.

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Alan, I'd like to be
alone with my phone.

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Just 15 minutes.

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- "Poor people skills. "
- Just hands it to you.

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- "Not presentable. "
- That's my Denny.

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"Not a team player. "
I can see why it's confidential.

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- It's revolting and mean.
- You don't have all the facts, Alan.

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Apparently I do. Apparently at this firm,
being white and male isn't even enough.

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You also need to be a golden retriever with
a pedigree to be considered for partner.

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- I'm telling you-
- It's a wonder you slipped under the radar...

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- with your vagina and all.
- Jerry’s had a few blowups, Alan.

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- One in front of a client.
- Yes. Yes.

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It's on his permanent
record back in 2000.

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It also says he made a couple
of clients feel awkward.

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Could that be perhaps
because he's an awkward guy?

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It also says he doesn't play golf.

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Actually, he doesn't kiss any ass
whatsoever. He just does his job.

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And no one's denying that.
But partners need to bring in clients.

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That's how we make our money.
Partners need to attend social dinners...

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and make public speaking
engagements.

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And they need to do it
without being-

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Different.
Very dangerous, Shirley.

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Very dangerous.

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You know how the obituaries
always say things like...

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"So-and-so died after
a brave struggle with cancer"?

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I'm not brave.
I'm terrified.

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Cancer can make
a coward out of anybody.

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So when you heard about
the trials for this new drug-

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Oh, I leapt at it.

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I'm not a fool.

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I knew it was a random chance
I'd even get the drug and not the placebo-

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Okay. I was willing
to leave that to fate.

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He wasn't.

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Mr. Hopper, when
you began the test...

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did you stop taking chemo
or any other treatments for your cancer?

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No. But there were other promising tests
I didn't enter because of Devlin Macgregor.

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I see. And did Devlin Macgregor guarantee
that you would receive the actual drug?

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No, they did not.

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Isn't it true that you've
already sued Devlin Macgregor...

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for this matter,
and received a sizable settlement?

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- Objection. Relevance?
- I'm going to allow it.

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Yes. But I spent every penny
on medical treatments.

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But the money isn't the reason
I'm doing this. I'm doing this because I feel...

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I have a moral obligation to stand up
to people like Daniel Post.

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People like that...

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with money and power, they think
they can get away with murder.

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And now he's murdering me.

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No further questions, Your Honor.

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Court will resume
tomorrow at 1 O a. m.

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Denise, are you trying to make
the jury hate our client?

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If so, you're doing a good job.

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- I'm starting not to like me either.
- Mr. Post, I-

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Denise, I'm kidding.
You're doing an excellent job.

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I have a few questions.

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- Um, are you free for a bite?
- Um, couldn't you just ask me now?

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Well, yeah.
But then it wouldn't be a date.

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- Our client just asked me out to dinner.
- Well, good.

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Then you can use the time
to convince him to settle.

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Jerry, it's not looking like a lock.

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- What's the problem?
- Generally, it's poor people skills.

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You mean, I'm odd?
Does it say, in my file, I'm odd?

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- No.
- Alan, I would appreciate candor here...

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even should you deem it hurtful.

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According to your file, you've occasioned
clients to feel uncomfortable.

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00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,345
Some have even expressed reservations
about being alone with you.

233
00:14:56,912 --> 00:15:01,580
Evidently, you also once pushed
opposing counsel over some dispute.

234
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,984
He made fun of me.

235
00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:07,990
As conditioned as I've become
to ridicule, sometimes-

236
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:13,660
- So I'm out.
- It's not over.

237
00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:16,857
You know, I deserve this
more than Brad Chase.

238
00:15:16,962 --> 00:15:22,167
He cuts offal priest's fingers
and I lose out because I push a bully?

239
00:15:22,268 --> 00:15:24,669
- It's not right.
- It's not over.

240
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:29,973
Jerry, I give you my word
I'll do what I can.

241
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:38,375
Shirley, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you knock.

242
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,611
Gee, I- I wonder why that could be.

243
00:15:41,717 --> 00:15:44,689
Maybe because you were
too busy having sex on your desk?

244
00:15:44,787 --> 00:15:47,622
How did you know?
I had the door closed.

245
00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:50,660
Ah. But you neglected
to draw all the blinds.

246
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:53,855
Oversight.

247
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,861
We were both facing the same way.

248
00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:58,831
I'm all too horribly aware
of which way you were facing.

249
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:02,893
Oh, goodness me.
I'm so rude.

250
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,495
I'm Beverly Bridge.

251
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:08,574
Shirley Schmidt.

252
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:11,667
Did you finish the notes
on the partnership candidates?

253
00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,008
- I've been busy.
- The vote's tomorrow.

254
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:17,082
Fifty of the most senior partners
will be there.

255
00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:20,742
This is unprofessional, Denny.

256
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,183
You're setting a very bad example
for the rest of the firm.

257
00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:26,257
Understood. And from now on,
in this office...

258
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,847
those blinds go down
before anybody else does.

259
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,569
- She’s jealous.
- Poor thing.

260
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,039
- Hi, Brad.
- Hey, Jerry. How's it going?

261
00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:49,574
A little nervous about
that partner thing. You?

262
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:52,043
I can't say I'm not.

263
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:55,113
- Got any indication?
- Not really.

264
00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:57,978
Paul seems to think it looks good.
But I certainly didn't help my chances by-

265
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,049
Lewiston? He says
it looks good for you?

266
00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:03,245
- He couldn't make any promises.
- Did he mention how it looks for me?

267
00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:06,950
- No. We didn't really discuss you.
- Do you ever?

268
00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:09,617
- I beg your pardon?
- Do people discuss me?

269
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:14,188
Do they talk about me
being odd because of my behavior?

270
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,094
Jerry, everyone here
knows you to be a fine lawyer.

271
00:17:17,196 --> 00:17:21,363
That's all I've ever heard discussed.

272
00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:25,702
It's in my file that I'm violent
because I pushed another lawyer once.

273
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:29,743
- How do you know what's in your file?
- I have a mole-

274
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,710
right here on my neck.

275
00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:38,041
It's not like me to make awoke.

276
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:42,519
I hope it's in my file I'm funny.
That's a good social skill.

277
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:53,829
Given the evidence, a credible witness and
documented proof that you were administered...

278
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:56,591
- the actual drug and not a placebo_
- Question.

279
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:59,258
- Go.
- When do you see yourself liking me?

280
00:17:59,365 --> 00:18:03,270
Uh, Mr. Post- Daniel-

281
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:08,139
um, plaintims attorney has been vey
effective in turning the jury against you.

282
00:18:08,238 --> 00:18:10,402
You come off as someone of privilege...

283
00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:14,447
who has everything the jury wants
but doesn't have.

284
00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:19,952
- Except the girl.
- Bottom line, it's in your best interest to settle.

285
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,613
- How about we negotiate a settlement?
- I'm not following.

286
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:27,214
I agree to settle the case if you agree
to stop talking about it and-

287
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:29,986
and declare this an official date.

288
00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:37,190
Have you ever done anything nice
for anybody? Ever?

289
00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:39,267
You're tying
to get a look under the hood.

290
00:18:39,365 --> 00:18:41,630
Not until you agree.

291
00:18:43,469 --> 00:18:45,700
- Agreed.
- The answer's yes.

292
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:48,776
But my mom taught me that it's impolite
to brag about one's good works.

293
00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:51,470
Then don't brag. Tell.

294
00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:53,602
What's to say?

295
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:57,480
Um, my company sent
thousands of pounds of supplies...

296
00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:01,110
down to New Orleans before FEMA
even put its pants on.

297
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:05,657
I fund a charter school for
learning-disabled kids here in South Boston.

298
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:08,350
I don't think the government
does enough to help its people...

299
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:11,986
so I give as much as I can.

300
00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:14,927
- Do you know why I can do that?
- You're a rich guy who throws his weight around.

301
00:19:15,027 --> 00:19:16,998
It goes hand in hand.
Money gives me connections.

302
00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:20,466
Connections let me do
what I want, get what I want.

303
00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:24,471
You really don't care
what anybody thinks, do you?

304
00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:27,405
I got stage four lung cancer.

305
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:30,966
I don't give a damn what anybody
I don't know thinks about me.

306
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:35,038
Life's too short. Really.

307
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:42,680
One more question.
Why are you really settling?

308
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,653
Did Mr. Hopper's testimony
get to you?

309
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,225
It did.

310
00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:52,591
But don't get me wrong. I-I-

311
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,324
I would do it again.

312
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:59,630
It was a chance. And so I took it.

313
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,499
And, uh, as it turned out...

314
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,937
the Pneumitrox didn't work
as well as I'd imagined, so-

315
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,531
Given that I have
less time than I'd hoped...

316
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,581
I don't intend to waste
that time fighting a lawsuit.

317
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:16,741
So I'll settle.

318
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,511
Now. More wine?

319
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:41,568
You look distressed.
Your Guns demo magazine late again?

320
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,194
She hasn't called all day.

321
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:47,536
- Ah. Bev.
- It's nearly4:OO.

322
00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:49,904
She hasn't called the office.

323
00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:53,469
She hasn't called my cell phone.
I checked the machine at home.

324
00:20:53,577 --> 00:20:56,947
- 9:15, 9:30, 9:45-
- Okay. I sense a pattern.

325
00:20:59,114 --> 00:21:01,414
I've done something.

326
00:21:03,552 --> 00:21:07,822
I bought her a gift.
I bought her a gift.

327
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:11,258
Well, in time, I'm sure
she'll forgive you.

328
00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:14,558
Don’t you see? I didn't- I didn't give
her money, like I do most women.

329
00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:17,462
I didn't have a personal shopper
pick something out.

330
00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:17,564
I shopped!
And I, Denny Crane...

331
00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:22,163
I shopped!
And I, Denny Crane...

332
00:21:22,268 --> 00:21:24,260
thought about what she would like.

333
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:27,967
Maybe I'm having a stroke.

334
00:21:28,073 --> 00:21:31,307
- Maybe it's the mad cow.
- Maybe you’re in love.

335
00:21:34,278 --> 00:21:40,017
- I am delirious with joy.
- Denny, you enjoy being with Bev.

336
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:45,023
She enjoys being with you. Why don’t you
just have fun in the moment?

337
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,147
And leave it at that?

338
00:21:47,255 --> 00:21:50,192
I knew you wouldn't understand,
you heartless bastard!

339
00:21:54,996 --> 00:21:57,124
Wow. He's got it bad.

340
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:01,603
You shouldn't eavesdrop.
Yes, he does. Vey.

341
00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:04,536
You wanted me to tell you when
that partnership voting thing was?

342
00:22:04,636 --> 00:22:07,004
Starts in 20 minutes.

343
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:14,146
And now we turn our attention
to our next candidate, Brad Chase.

344
00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:19,214
Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.

345
00:22:19,315 --> 00:22:24,188
I have an urgent announcement to make
regarding national security.

346
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:26,984
I don't think our county
is being run vowel.

347
00:22:29,257 --> 00:22:31,819
That concludes the national security
announcement.

348
00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:36,127
Now, on to other business.
I'm looking at a group of partners...

349
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,996
in a world-class law firm...

350
00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:42,629
each of whom owes some of their success
toner Swenson.

351
00:22:42,735 --> 00:22:45,331
When any of you is stumped
and you need someone...

352
00:22:45,437 --> 00:22:49,137
who has an encyclopedic knowledge
of the law...

353
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,146
and the creative spark to know how
to apply it, whose door do you knock on?

354
00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:56,842
Mr. Shore, we appreciate your input,
but you are not a partner.

355
00:22:56,947 --> 00:22:59,885
Yes. But that's only
because I can't be trusted.

356
00:22:59,984 --> 00:23:05,051
I have here the confidential report
ornery Swenson...

357
00:23:05,155 --> 00:23:08,650
known to some of you who
should know betters "Hands. "

358
00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:14,256
This report, while acknowledging
that Jerry works very hard...

359
00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:17,299
and has an astute legal mind...

360
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:21,997
also makes some veiled references
to inappropriate behavior.

361
00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:25,199
But really, this is
about money, isn't it?

362
00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,603
And whether Jerry Swenson
brings in enough?

363
00:23:27,705 --> 00:23:32,112
And don't we all
just love our money?

364
00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:36,377
You people must realize
that once the rainmakers...

365
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,950
have brought in
the million-dollar accounts...

366
00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:42,112
those clients expect excellent
representation for their money.

367
00:23:42,218 --> 00:23:45,712
And Jerry is a big part
of what they're paying for.

368
00:23:45,821 --> 00:23:48,792
My God, why isn’t
being brilliant enough?

369
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:52,852
Why can't a lawyer be
a valuable asset to this firm...

370
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,932
without being a smiling Ken doll
with an aggressive handshake?

371
00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:58,125
Does everyone at the firm
have to be this guy?

372
00:23:58,231 --> 00:24:00,360
Mr. Shore, you have
no standing at this meeting.

373
00:24:00,466 --> 00:24:02,560
We would like to ask you
to leave, please, now.

374
00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:12,206
Jerry Swenson has given
15 years of his life to this firm.

375
00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:15,805
His work has been essential.

376
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:20,115
How dare you invade the province
of a private partnership meeting?

377
00:24:20,218 --> 00:24:22,483
I'm sorry. I didn't think
an invitation was forthcoming.

378
00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:25,785
There's a lot you don't know about
the business of running a law practice, Alan.

379
00:24:25,888 --> 00:24:28,085
- The first rule being-
- It's a business. I understand that.

380
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,660
But it's a service business. You don't
peddle widgets. You don't push stocks.

381
00:24:30,758 --> 00:24:33,389
You sell your people. And as far as
your people go, I'll take Jerry Swenson-

382
00:24:33,494 --> 00:24:35,486
- Don't give me-
- Well, you need to hear it!

383
00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:39,501
I said nothing when you fired Sally Heap,
whose only infraction was to sleep with me.

384
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:42,765
I made not a peep when you deftly
ushered Lori Colson out of the firm.

385
00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:45,840
I even understood when you fired
Catherine Piper, a woman I profoundly adore.

386
00:24:45,938 --> 00:24:49,273
I swallowed all obit,
because I know it's a business.

387
00:24:49,373 --> 00:24:54,612
But to abuse a talented, selfless employee
only because his social skills lack polish...

388
00:24:54,713 --> 00:24:58,311
tallow him to work tirelessly under
the delusion that he could make partner-

389
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:01,614
a delusion you nurtured so as to make
piles of money off him in the short term-

390
00:25:01,718 --> 00:25:03,779
That's a betrayal, Shirley,
not just offer...

391
00:25:03,886 --> 00:25:05,855
but of you and your character...

392
00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:09,154
which up till now, I have
considered undeniably decent!

393
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,321
- Are you finished?
- No!

394
00:25:12,426 --> 00:25:16,628
Jerry Swenson no doubt will go off quietly
into the night as the meek often do.

395
00:25:16,731 --> 00:25:18,427
But somebody here
has to get angry about it.

396
00:25:18,531 --> 00:25:20,831
Otherwise, you’ll just go off
and blithely do it again.

397
00:25:20,934 --> 00:25:24,168
We have not yet made a decision
concerning Jerry Swenson.

398
00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:29,269
When we do, I will call you first
to tell you it is none of your concern.

399
00:25:29,374 --> 00:25:31,867
There's a saying, Shirley.
Perhaps you've heard it.

400
00:25:31,976 --> 00:25:35,608
"All it takes for evil to succeed
is for good people to say, 'It's a business. "'

401
00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:47,456
I'd been given a death sentence.

402
00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:53,898
You're the one person in this room
that knows exactly what that's like.

403
00:25:55,562 --> 00:25:59,160
And there was this drug.

404
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,236
And I thought it could help me.

405
00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:04,966
So I used all my power and my influence
to make sure that I got it.

406
00:26:05,071 --> 00:26:07,803
But I didn't think it through...

407
00:26:07,907 --> 00:26:10,843
and I didn't think that there might be
consequences for other people.

408
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:16,579
In this case, for you.
And I see now that I hurt you.

409
00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:19,710
And I am sorry.

410
00:26:19,817 --> 00:26:21,843
This is our offer.

411
00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:26,915
It's the only one we're going to make.
And it expires when we walk out the door.

412
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:43,196
This is a very generous offer.
Just think about your family.

413
00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:46,901
- I don't care.
- This could be very long and drawn out.

414
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:52,414
- That's exactly what it should be.
- What do you want?

415
00:26:52,509 --> 00:26:56,882
If take your money,
it won't be hurting you.

416
00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:01,114
The only thing that will really
hurt you now is if take your time.

417
00:27:01,218 --> 00:27:03,916
And that's exactly
what I'm going to do.

418
00:27:22,035 --> 00:27:24,768
- I need to talk to you.
- You'll talk to me.

419
00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:28,640
No, I won't. You have a wife.
You have a family.

420
00:27:28,741 --> 00:27:32,909
You owe something to them.
But you also owe something to yourself.

421
00:27:33,011 --> 00:27:35,776
I know this road.

422
00:27:35,879 --> 00:27:39,444
Do not allow anger to consume
the last days of your life.

423
00:28:01,368 --> 00:28:04,305
- Bev.
- Yes, Denny Crane?

424
00:28:04,405 --> 00:28:07,433
Would you like some... money?

425
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:10,636
I- I- I don't-

426
00:28:10,742 --> 00:28:13,338
Bev, I'm afraid.

427
00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:16,006
- Of?
- Myself. of course.

428
00:28:17,715 --> 00:28:20,743
As godlike as I seem to you
and other people, there's a-

429
00:28:20,850 --> 00:28:25,348
there's a- a mortal inside this...

430
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,617
godlike shell.

431
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,689
I don't trust myself.

432
00:28:33,594 --> 00:28:37,762
Bottom line...

433
00:28:37,865 --> 00:28:41,497
I am not a one-woman man.

434
00:28:44,938 --> 00:28:49,709
You know, Denny, we're both
much too old for this, and too smart.

435
00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:52,108
- We are?
- Is there a powerful man out there...

436
00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:54,112
who hasn't felt what you’re feeling?

437
00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:56,876
No.
So why fight it?

438
00:28:56,980 --> 00:29:00,646
I mean, people don't change their stripes
and you don't want me to change you.

439
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,984
And I certainly don't
want you to change me.

440
00:29:04,086 --> 00:29:06,887
Therefore, Denny Crane...

441
00:29:06,989 --> 00:29:09,117
as long as we're together...

442
00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:11,661
feel free to have sex
with anyone else you want.

443
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:16,099
Bev!

444
00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:22,630
I love you.

445
00:29:27,941 --> 00:29:31,744
Brad, it was a enclose vote but...

446
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:36,511
you made it.

447
00:29:36,614 --> 00:29:39,585
You are now comically full partner
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.

448
00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:42,951
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, Paul. I will not let you down.

449
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,555
Brad. On your knees.

450
00:29:47,656 --> 00:29:50,422
- What?
- Denny, must we do this every single time?

451
00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:55,193
My name on the door, the answer
would byes. On your knees.

452
00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:02,868
Brad Chase, I hereby
dub thee Brad Chase.

453
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:06,602
- Welcome, partner.
- Thank you...

454
00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:08,675
my lord?

455
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:20,581
- You wanted to see me, Shirley?
- Yes, Jerry.

456
00:30:20,683 --> 00:30:22,585
Out of courtesy, I'll be brief.

457
00:30:22,686 --> 00:30:26,784
I'm visor, but you
won't be making partner.

458
00:30:28,924 --> 00:30:31,418
But I've done everything
I've been asked.

459
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:35,432
Your work here is considerable.
It’s just not enough.

460
00:30:37,198 --> 00:30:39,566
- Not enough?
- I won't lead you on.

461
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:42,570
There will be no further
opportunities for partnership.

462
00:30:42,669 --> 00:30:46,267
However, we certainly appreciate
all your hard work...

463
00:30:46,373 --> 00:30:48,639
and we welcome you
to stay of counsel.

464
00:30:48,741 --> 00:30:54,378
- The choice is yours.
- Okay.

465
00:31:07,089 --> 00:31:09,423
You free for dinner?

466
00:31:09,525 --> 00:31:12,428
Because I got a private chef that
makes a mean breakfast in bed.

467
00:31:12,528 --> 00:31:15,260
You see where I'm going with this?

468
00:31:17,331 --> 00:31:19,234
A- A friend of mine just made partner.

469
00:31:19,334 --> 00:31:21,963
So we’re going to celebrate.
You know, cake-

470
00:31:22,068 --> 00:31:24,301
- Rain check?
- Sure, sure, okay.

471
00:31:24,405 --> 00:31:28,606
I got nothing but time. Oh, wait.
You know, that's not true.

472
00:31:32,878 --> 00:31:35,314
Mr. Lewiston tried to impress
upon me...

473
00:31:35,414 --> 00:31:38,112
that I not consume the rest
of my life with anger.

474
00:31:38,215 --> 00:31:41,949
The truth is, anger can sates_...

475
00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:44,022
while despair is rather empty.

476
00:31:44,121 --> 00:31:47,923
- You don't seem very satisfied.
- This isn't simply about vengeance, Mr. Post.

477
00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:50,927
If you were the only one out there
corrupting medical testing...

478
00:31:51,026 --> 00:31:55,865
perhaps I'd take your money,
or if not, your apology.

479
00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:59,528
But there are others like you.
Maybe this will send a message.

480
00:31:59,633 --> 00:32:04,370
Maybe that will be
the final legacy of my anger.

481
00:32:11,410 --> 00:32:14,541
Guy acts like he's
the only one dying around here.

482
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:19,616
About that dinner-

483
00:32:23,987 --> 00:32:26,184
Not enough.

484
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:33,928
Not enough.
Where is my coffee mug?

485
00:32:36,064 --> 00:32:39,525
- Surprise!
- Oh, no!

486
00:32:39,635 --> 00:32:42,070
Look at that!

487
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:46,131
Not enough!
It is not enough!

488
00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:48,471
It's not enough!

489
00:32:54,513 --> 00:32:57,040
My initials on
the briefcase? Nice touch.

490
00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:13,194
Jerry.

491
00:33:13,294 --> 00:33:17,668
Why don’t you come on in?
Have a piece of cake.

492
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:26,070
- Here, I'll get it for you.
- No. I can do it.

493
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,574
Okay.

494
00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:39,215
How's that, Shirley?
Is that enough?

495
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:47,388
How about that?

496
00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:52,932
Is that enough?
Is that-

497
00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:54,792
Look, Hands-
I mean, Jerry-

498
00:33:54,896 --> 00:33:58,733
Everybody stand back! I'll kill her!

499
00:33:58,832 --> 00:34:00,928
I swear, I will kill her!

500
00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:15,376
I want to be made partner.

501
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,475
I'm going to draw up an agreement.
And you're going to sign it, Shirley.

502
00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:21,076
It'll include a "hold harmless"
clause for this assault.

503
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:25,147
This is a crime. Hold harmless clauses are
for insurance and real estate, not for crime.

504
00:34:25,254 --> 00:34:26,780
Don't say crime.
We’re just talking here.

505
00:34:26,889 --> 00:34:29,382
- It certainly won’t cover attempted murder.
- Don't say murder.

506
00:34:29,492 --> 00:34:34,399
You, substandard first-year- Go pull the
criminal law treatise at 22 A. L. R. 3rd 1228.

507
00:34:34,497 --> 00:34:37,525
Reference cases that hold
extreme emotional conditions...

508
00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,659
diminish one's responsibility
fore crime.

509
00:34:39,767 --> 00:34:43,729
You! What do you think you’re doing?

510
00:34:43,837 --> 00:34:47,172
- Going to get one of your guns?
- No. Why would I do that?

511
00:34:47,273 --> 00:34:49,175
The one day
I don't wear my sock holster.

512
00:34:49,275 --> 00:34:52,338
You, substandard partner-

513
00:34:52,445 --> 00:34:57,944
_teem Rosenberg versus Kaplan.
273 Mass. 411.

514
00:34:58,049 --> 00:35:01,146
The facts of the case can be construed
to uphold an employment contract...

515
00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:03,244
even though
it's entered into under duress.

516
00:35:04,422 --> 00:35:08,759
You, hot secretary
that makes me nervous-

517
00:35:10,126 --> 00:35:13,155
Get me a copy of the firm's
partnership agreement...

518
00:35:13,262 --> 00:35:15,960
and prepare to make some changes.

519
00:35:16,064 --> 00:35:18,968
- Larry, this is never going to work.
- Pipe down.

520
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,093
Don't stand. Go.

521
00:35:23,937 --> 00:35:26,169
Get my guns!

522
00:35:26,273 --> 00:35:28,606
- I'm calling the police.
- Which gun should I get?

523
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:31,976
No guns! Just look
at the damn cases.

524
00:35:32,077 --> 00:35:35,847
Subsection one,
upon his or her motion...

525
00:35:35,947 --> 00:35:38,280
a named partner
may unilaterally reconsider...

526
00:35:38,382 --> 00:35:40,945
the rejection of a senior associate
for partnership.

527
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:43,681
- Did you get all that?
- Yes, Jerry.

528
00:35:43,789 --> 00:35:46,850
Please type it up. Clackety-clack!

529
00:35:51,461 --> 00:35:54,694
- What's going on?
- Hands went nuts.

530
00:36:00,902 --> 00:36:03,463
I found the cases you wanted.
They're excellent.

531
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:09,481
Thank you.
- Jerry, what are you doing?

532
00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:13,015
Taking matters into my own hands.

533
00:36:14,246 --> 00:36:16,909
That's right, people.
I said hands.

534
00:36:17,015 --> 00:36:20,248
See, I can be just
as funny as you jokesters.

535
00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:23,516
- Why aren’t you all laughing?
- Don't do this, Jerry, please.

536
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:26,057
Stop now, before this
gets too out offhand-

537
00:36:27,857 --> 00:36:31,694
Control. I will help you.

538
00:36:31,794 --> 00:36:33,695
Like you did with the partnership?

539
00:36:33,796 --> 00:36:37,291
You don't want to throw away
an entire life's worth of work...

540
00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:39,835
over one emotional outburst.

541
00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:42,838
I don't want to see
the most gifted legal mind...

542
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:47,001
I have ever encountered
rotting in a prison cell.

543
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,513
Now put down the knife, Jerry.

544
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,452
On one condition.

545
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,922
You represent me once I'm arrested.

546
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:09,026
I can't.
That's a conflict of interest.

547
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,119
I don't care. You know the firm
can waive that conflict.

548
00:37:12,228 --> 00:37:15,962
I know that you’ll honor that waiver, because
if nothing else, you're a man of your word.

549
00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:24,972
- Make the deal.
- I'll represent you.

550
00:37:25,071 --> 00:37:27,440
Now hand me the knife.

551
00:37:44,221 --> 00:37:47,387
Oh! Everyone!

552
00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:50,017
This is the cake
I want for my birthday.

553
00:37:57,432 --> 00:37:59,766
This is really good work.

554
00:38:03,169 --> 00:38:06,164
I assume it's clear to you now
why we couldn't machinery partner.

555
00:38:08,643 --> 00:38:10,612
I have to be with my client.

556
00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:20,145
Well, there's not much
to tell, really.

557
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,778
We were married for 1 O years...

558
00:38:22,887 --> 00:38:26,291
, and in love for,
we’ll probably half that.

559
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:29,658
It's probably hard loving a golf bum.

560
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,129
- You want to hear something really awful?
- Taxi!

561
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:37,760
When we first got married, I knew deep down
that he would never amount to anything.

562
00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:41,600
And somehow, I was okay with that.

563
00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:47,738
So what are your plans now?
You, um, dating?

564
00:38:47,841 --> 00:38:53,283
Occasionally.
Actually, not at all.

565
00:38:54,746 --> 00:38:58,116
Little problem with commitment, huh?
I know the feeling.

566
00:38:58,215 --> 00:39:01,517
I'm, um, not looking
for a long-term relationship either.

567
00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:29,843
What I don't understand is
how he got his hands...

568
00:39:29,943 --> 00:39:35,215
from the cake to Shirley's neck
so quickly.

569
00:39:35,314 --> 00:39:37,648
You know, Denny, I can't actually
talk about this with you...

570
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,810
now that Jerry’s my client.

571
00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:42,185
You aren't really going to
represent him, are you?

572
00:39:42,287 --> 00:39:44,722
- I gave him my word.
- Oh, please.

573
00:39:44,822 --> 00:39:48,056
We're lawyers.
He's a wack job.

574
00:39:53,629 --> 00:39:56,863
By the way, did I tell you?
Bev and I are getting married.

575
00:39:59,801 --> 00:40:01,896
No.

576
00:40:03,772 --> 00:40:08,475
- I would've remembered that.
- Yeah, well-

577
00:40:08,576 --> 00:40:13,813
- She's the one.
- Yes.

578
00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,882
She seems like the one.

579
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,922
Congratulations, Denny.

580
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:32,131
I want to assure you that my impending
nuptials won't change anything between us.

581
00:40:32,228 --> 00:40:35,028
No impact what so ever.

582
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:43,267
I got to go.
We're registering for flatware.

583
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,559
You stinker!

