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Repeating what we know, Miss Reese has
been arraigned on attempted murder charges.

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Bail was set at 1,200,000.

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- Denny Crane.
- Barry Goal.

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Star of the popular reality show
The Phoenix, entered a plea of not guilty.

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Both sides agreeing
to an immediate trial date.

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Why Miss Reese was carrying
the gun, we don't know.

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I thought
he was gonna kill me.

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- Did you recognize him?
- Not then.

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Now I know he's a photographer
for one of those celebrity stalker Web sites.

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Fan-based Web sites.
They track certain stars.

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Yeah. This one's called
getcourtney. com.

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- Denny Crane.
- Barry Goal.

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I'm sorry. You'll have to forgive Denny.
His eyes are bigger than his shame.

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And frankly, I don't know what
to make of Barry.

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- So you said these Web sites actually track celebrities.
- They hunt us down.

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Anybody who spots me on the street just
text messages my location into the Web site.

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Some of them even get paid for a good tip.
Now anybody- Here.

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Anybody can track my every move
every minute of the day.

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Terrible.

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- Look at this.
- There's our building.

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- And it says you're here.
- And you're here.

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One of your assistants
probably made a hundred bucks for this tip.

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The problem is it's not just fans
who know where I am.

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It's stalkers.
Mentally-ill people.

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I've had guys show up straight from
the psych ward saying I'm their ex-wife...

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and they're gonna
kill me for jilting them.

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- And you thought this man was coming
to kill you? - Yeah! I thought he-

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Mr. Crane, I need you to stop
staring at me like that.

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Of course.
Marry me.

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- I beg your pardon?
- Your 15 minutes are almost up.

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Mine has lasted a lifetime.
Tell her.

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Marry him.

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Lara and Joel Kohn
to see Marlene Stanger at 10:30.

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I think she stepped out of the building for
a few minutes. Let me try her cell.

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Are you here
for Marlene Stanger?

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- She was recommended to us.
- We made an appointment. She doesn't appear to be here.

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That doesn't sound
like Marlene.

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I'm Denise Bauer. I work very closely
with Marlene.

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And I know
that she is swamped.

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Um, why don't you come in
my office and we can talk.

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Both sides have apparently
agreed to fast-track this.

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The only issue being
did Miss Reese fear for her life...

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and if so,
was that fear reasonable.

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Some speculation that Miss Reese was
simply fed up with the paparazzi.

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And this last encounter
was the final straw.

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So far we have no indication
of where Miss Reese got the gun.

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The good news, Courtney, you're already
beautiful, so we don't have to Marcia Clark you.

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The bad news is you're beautiful
and you shot a man.

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The only person I can see
getting away with that is Princess Di...

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who was herself
killed by the paparazzi.

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So by evoking her image,
we get a twofer.

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I suggest this for
your first day of trial.

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A turtleneck in L. A. in the spring.
Are you trying to kill me?

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We can mix and match, but it's critical you
feel comfortable in your wardrobe.

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- The jury can sense comfort level.
- My own clothes or none at all.

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- None.
- Courtney.

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Typically, we would want
the jury to relate to you.

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Typically, no juror would've been carrying
a gun into a restaurant.

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So perhaps the argument should be
they couldn't possibly relate to me.

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We'll get back to wardrobe.
Let's talk victim.

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Our investigators are checking
into the photographer.

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His friends, family,
skeletons, the usual.

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What is important
is that in the press...

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he looks like someone who would attack
Courtney in an alley.

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- He did attack me in an alley.
- Legals?

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In order to prove self-defense...

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we need to show that in these circumstances,
you reasonably felt your life was in danger.

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The only person who can convey that is you,
so you'll need to testify.

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- And I'll be right by your side.
- So will I.

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Neither of them will be.
You'll be sitting up there all alone...

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undoubtedly subject
to unrelenting cross-examination.

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- I'm a big girl.
- Excellent.

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Now just for fun, try it this way.
"I'm a bad girl. "

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- I just wanna hear how it plays.
- I'm a bad girl?

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- "Very bad girl. "
- Denny.

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I cannot believe you of all people are here
asking me for a favor.

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- Well, it's not so much a favor as-
- Buzz Lightyear himself.

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- Who calls me that?
- Not me.

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- I look at you and see a Woody.
- She has no prison record.

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- A boy is dead.
- Which is why we're willing to plea.

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Three months
is the right result.

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- Whatever our differences, this is-
- Wh-What differences?

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Are you referring to the time
I interviewed with you...

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for a position
at Crane, Poole & Schmidt?

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All the while you surfed the Net to get
cheap ski lift tickets at Whistler?

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Do you think that that would
cause a rift between us?

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As if I'd even remember.

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I need your help.

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This is my niece. Now you know this is
the right result. Please.

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On your knees.

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- And "pretty please. "
- What?

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Down on your knees.
Do it.

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And-And button it with,
um, "beautiful goddess. "

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- You're not serious?
- I'm very serious.

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Pretty please...

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beautiful goddess.

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L. A. smog, not good.

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Ah.

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Denny, I consider myself
a delightfully lascivious person...

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and I often appreciate
that quality in others.

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But I need you to tone it
down a little with Courtney.

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She's the sexiest woman
on earth.

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Unless, of course, you go for "pregos. "
In which case, it's Angelina.

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This is a serious case, Denny.
She's up on attempted murder charges.

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It's a character builder.
She'll be fine.

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- I'm gonna marry her, Alan.
- Courtney Reese?

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She's got Denny Crane written all over her.
And I'll tell you this.

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When the time comes,
she'll pull my plug... happily.

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Not to burst your bubble,
as unburstable as it appears to be...

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but I get the feeling
Courtney's interests lie elsewhere.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm picking up on signals.

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Well, pick up on this.
Stay away from my sixth wife.

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Courtney Crane.

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I love it.

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Fish?
Who knew?

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- I'm proud of you, kiddo.
- Thank you.

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Everybody's smiling.
Happy news?

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Denise just landed-
Dare I say it?- a big whale.

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Citeradela Seafoods. They distribute up
and down the East Coast.

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- The Kohn family, right?
- Right.

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Huh.

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The prosecution of Courtney Reese
for attempted murder began today.

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- Unbelievable.
- Wherever they go, they get the good stuff.

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- Unbelievable. - ... changes people's
lives every week for the better-

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- This isn't fair.
- may signal for her a change for the worse.

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So I figured she might come out
the side alley. She often does.

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So I kind of staked out
a position.

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- And at some point, the defendant did come out?
- Yes.

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- And what did you do?
- I approached to take a picture.

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- Did you say anything?
- No.

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- Did she say anything?
- Yeah. I think she yelled, "Back off. "

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- And then what happened?
- I went to take a picture.

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And, uh,
she shot me.

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Did she warn you?
Did she indicate that she had a gun?

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No. No.
She just opened fire.

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It sounds like a terrifying encounter.
Were you frightened, Mr. Rice?

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- Of course I was.
- I can imagine.

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By the way, can you imagine
that Miss Reese...

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might have been terrified
when you charged at her in the alley?

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I think Miss Reese is familiar with
photographers trying to get her picture.

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You jumped out
from behind a Dumpster, did you not?

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- Yes.
- Was the alleyway lit?

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- It was not lit.
- Mr. Rice, you're a freelance photographer, are you not?

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You submit your work to many different
magazines and newspapers?

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- Yeah.
- And all these publications prefer candid shots.

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A scared expression
is worth more than, say...

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a picture where a celebrity
is smiling or posing.

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Which is why you leapt out
from behind the Dumpster to startle her?

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Yeah. I was trying to get a candid shot ofher,
yes. But again, they're used to that.

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By "they," I imagine you mean celebrities
and other people who...

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at your discretion alone, have forfeited
their right to privacy.

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No, no. They sign up for it
when they chose to be famous.

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Did they sign up for having their car
run off the road?

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You've done that
with other celebrities, haven't you?

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- Objection. The victim is not on trial here.
- The victim is on trial.

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- He has three assault arrests.
- Objection.

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- He's broken into houses.
- Objection.

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- Spit at celebrities to provoke-
- Objection.

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The objections are sustained.
This man's prior actions are not relevant.

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But my client's
state of mind is.

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And many of the paparazzi,
Mr. Rice included, are criminals.

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Some very dangerous. Apparently Filipino
street gangs have even gotten into the act. Why?

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- Objection.
- Because, ultimately, this is about vast amounts of money.

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- Objection.
- Sustained.

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I fired you! And I was as expressly clear
about that-

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- As you are insane?
- My daughter-

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- Who contributed to the death-
- No!

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- Yes.
- How dare you go behind my back.

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- It's Hannah's call, not yours.
- She's 16 years old!

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Exactly. She's got her whole life ahead of her.
Now three months is a good deal.

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She could serve it over
the summer, be back in time for school.

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- As a convicted murderer?
- Manslaughter.

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- Oh, my God!
- This is not about safeguarding her college transcript.

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This is the best deal we can hope for.
I got the D. A. to go along with us.

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So for once in your life,
just once, trust me.

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Oh, is that what this is all about?
Getting me to finally trust you?

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Proving yourself
to your big sister?

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At the risk of jeopardizing our relationship
any further, you got a friggin' problem.

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- Oh.
- For the past 16 years, your self-esteem...

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has been inextricably bound up with this
idea of having a perfect daughter.

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Well, she's not perfect.
Her résumé...

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college transcript, and yes, even her record,
they're all gonna be blemished.

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But this does not
have to destroy her life.

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If she takes this to trial, she could go tojail
for a year, maybe two.

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You can't just wave your magic wand
and make this go away.

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I know I'm new here, and I really don't
wanna make waves.

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- What is the problem?
- This.

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Mario inadvertently
found it in the trash.

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- Mario?
- Our night janitor.

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Really lovely gentleman.
Helpful.

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I was so grateful when he found it.
I thought I'd misplaced it.

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But when I saw this-

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I was taking videos of my coworkers
to send to my family.

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I left it in the kitchen. I guess I accidentally
left it on video recording mode.

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- And, well, this happened.
- Oh, my.

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Maybe Denise thought she was playing
a practical joke...

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but I just don't think
it's all that funny.

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Is that how the lawyers
treat each other here?

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- Certainly not.
- I didn't think so.

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But somebody should tell Denise
because she is full of little pranks.

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Other pranks?

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Again, I'm really
so uncomfortable with this.

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But I went out to greet
my clients, the Kohns...

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in the lobby the other day-
referrals from my old firm.

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I was late, I admit, as they were scheduled
on my personal calendar...

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but since
it was in the trash-

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Anyway, I went out to get them
and they were gone.

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It turns out
Denise took them.

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Denise?

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You understand, Miss Guttman, that by
pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter...

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you stand convicted
of a felony.

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00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,116
- Yes, sir.
- Very well.

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00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:17,315
Miss Raines, the district
attorney's office...

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00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,755
joins the recommendation
of the defense for three months at Rotenberg?

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00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:24,762
We do, Your Honor. This is a very serious
matter involving the loss of a human life.

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But we are impressed
by the defendant's remorse.

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We're also mindful that she has
no previous criminal record.

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00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,936
And we're satisfied that three months
constitutes a just punishment.

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Well, you might be satisfied,
but I'm not.

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See, I have to be cognizant not only
of the death of Ryan Klein...

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but also of the pandemic
of pharming drug parties...

222
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:49,613
going on in every town all over this country,
causing the loss of many lives.

223
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,782
Three months is
an insult to those lives.

224
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,486
- Your Honor, this-
- I'm talking, counsel.

225
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,392
The court rejects this
and will not entertain any plea...

226
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:02,160
which causes Miss Guttman
to serve less than three years.

227
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,599
- What?
- Brad?

228
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,795
- I ask that Your Honor be recused.
- Denied.

229
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,169
Now you wanna go to trial, fine.
But you've got me.

230
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:13,143
Which means that I can impose
sentence now or later.

231
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,683
I've received 17 death threats,
the latest coming two weeks ago.

232
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,420
I also get thousands of letters
from prison inmates...

233
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:33,396
pledging their love
and planning to seek me out upon release.

234
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:37,333
And I get many inappropriate prurient letters
from people on the outside as well.

235
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,597
Sometimes doctors,
lawyers.

236
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:43,163
I've received three in the last day
from one of my own lawyers.

237
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,234
You're clearly the object
of a lot of adoration and obsession.

238
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,906
Which comes with celebrity
and fame, I realize.

239
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,882
But this kind of fame-
And add to that the Internet.

240
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,385
What does the Internet
have to do with this?

241
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,547
With these celebrity stalker sites, everybody
can become a member of the paparazzi.

242
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,922
I mean, they've all got cameras and e-mail
access with their cell phones.

243
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,427
It's become simple
to track my whereabouts.

244
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,658
Obsessive people
know how to find me.

245
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,758
Which is why I got a permit
and now carry a gun.

246
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,099
Which you were carrying with you
the other night?

247
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,969
Yes. As I left
the restaurant...

248
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,975
a man charged me
in a dark alleyway.

249
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,511
I called for him to stop.
He didn't.

250
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:24,571
I saw black metal in his hand.
He raised it.

251
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,243
I thought he was carrying a gun.
I reacted and shot first.

252
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,019
A lot of people track you...

253
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,148
follow you,
wanna see you in person.

254
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,590
- That's the impression I'm getting. True?
- Yes.

255
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,924
Most of these people,
I'm guessing...

256
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,160
would be innocent fans
wanting to get close to you.

257
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,201
- Also true?
- Or aggressive photographers.

258
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,101
Yes. In fact, the other night when
you arrived at the restaurant...

259
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:51,199
- you were met by a slew of paparazzi, weren't you?
- Yes.

260
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,507
In fact, you had an altercation on your way
into the restaurant that night, didn't you?

261
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,309
- Yes, I did.
- You'd had enough, hadn't you?

262
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,316
- Objection. Your Honor.
- This wasn't self-defense.

263
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,352
- You were pissed off. - I
made an objection. - Sustained.

264
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,546
In particular, you had a vendetta
against this man.

265
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,180
Objection.
Hejust sustained the objection.

266
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:13,528
Miss Reese, you've encountered Mr. Rice
before, haven't you?

267
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,967
I didn't recognize him
at the time I shot him.

268
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,698
You didn't see him going
into the restaurant?

269
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,366
I did. I didn't know
it was him charging me in the alley.

270
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,069
You once got a restraining order
against this man.

271
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,703
I didn't know it was him
when I fired.

272
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,840
I see.
You just got lucky?

273
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,646
- Objection.
- Sustained.

274
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,846
Nothing further.

275
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,672
Courtney, you should've told me
that you knew him.

276
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:58,402
I don't really know him. There's a handful
of paparazzi who resort to terrorist tactics.

277
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,775
- You knew him to be one of them?
- I didn't recognize him in the alley.

278
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,008
But you did recognize him
on your way into the restaurant.

279
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,211
So you knew he was there.
You'd had previous run-ins with him.

280
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,550
This could be construed
that you targeted him.

281
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,657
- I didn't.
- I believe you.

282
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,352
- Marry me.
- Does he have a mental problem?

283
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,328
Yes.
Are there any more surprises?

284
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,627
- Such as?
- Like are you really a man?

285
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,225
- I could live with that.
- Denny, go lust someplace else.

286
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,568
How many run-ins have you had with
this particular photographer?

287
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,336
Several. Along with half a dozen
other photographers.

288
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,502
But I didn't know
it was him when I fired.

289
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,307
Right.

290
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,584
I sincerely hope
the jury believes that...

291
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,812
otherwise, famous or not,
you're going to prison.

292
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,117
There's nothing I can do.
It's his call. You know that.

293
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,957
- Why did he do this?
- I don't know.

294
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,792
- Did you tell him to?
- Of course not!

295
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,059
- Is this about my Whistler trip?
- Brad.

296
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,659
- What happened?
- I called one of his former clerks.

297
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,206
EvidentlyJudge Devon lost a teenage daughter
to a drug overdose.

298
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,707
- Maybe that's in play. I don't know.
- Great.

299
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,246
But he's a good judge. He's a fair one.
This seems way out of character.

300
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:15,047
Also, for what it's worth, the clerk
gave me some additional backstory.

301
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,590
He had a little thing years ago
with one of your partners.

302
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,387
- Who?
- Shirley Schmidt.

303
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:30,626
Marlene says that you conveniently
threw away her electronic planner...

304
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,967
the night before some of her more
critical appointments.

305
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,199
Including the one
with the Kohns.

306
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:43,414
First of all, I didn't poach her clients.
I did her a favor.

307
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:49,351
And second of all, I didn't toss her precious
little device so she'd miss her appointments.

308
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:52,116
I did it out of spite.
Simple as that.

309
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,427
I have to say, Denise, that personally
I am very disappointed.

310
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,897
- Paul, you know me.
- Why else would I be disappointed?

311
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,436
With the partnership vote
this close...

312
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:10,304
it amazes me that you would do something
so stupid to jeopardize it.

313
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,903
Are you saying that-

314
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,675
What I'm saying is
that as of this moment...

315
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:21,685
your chances of making partner
have diminished.

316
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,059
It's within
the sentencing guidelines.

317
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,595
It's not as if you can argue
abuse of discretion.

318
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,858
Judges always allow
joint recommendations.

319
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,298
But they're not bound by them, Brad.
You know that.

320
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,770
- She's 16 years old.
- Your only hope is to somehow get him recused.

321
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:43,432
But, honestly,
I wouldn't know how.

322
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,042
I've been told that...

323
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,842
you had a relationship
with this judge.

324
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,985
- Ah.
- Shirley, I would never try to exploit this.

325
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,851
Sure you would.
That's why you're here.

326
00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,117
I don't know what else to do.

327
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:04,787
I won't get it overturned on appeal.
I don't know what else to do.

328
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:16,039
She knew the paparazzi were there.
She had an altercation on the way in.

329
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:20,009
She had to know it was possible that the man
in the alley was a photographer.

330
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,774
They ambush her all the time.
But what the hell?

331
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:25,714
She opened fire anyway.
Figure in the darkness, boom.!

332
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:29,253
Shoot first.
Ask questions later, I guess.

333
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:33,757
The truth is celebrities like Courtney Reese
get away with things all the time.

334
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,827
Tickets to
the Rolling Stones concert...

335
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,395
a table at a crowded restaurant
with no reservation.

336
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:43,434
This is her life all day, every day.
She gets away with things.

337
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,867
And so when
a photographer...

338
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,065
tries to take her picture
and she doesn't like it...

339
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:54,043
and she happens to have a particular
grudge against this man...

340
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:59,584
she thinks she can get away with shooting
him because fame is power.

341
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:03,485
This privilege is
a sense of entitlement.

342
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,049
I'm sure none of you
wanna live in a world...

343
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,923
where there's one set of laws
for the famous people...

344
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,087
and another set
for the rest of us.

345
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,927
The facts in this case
do not say...

346
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:19,993
that Courtney Reese is an actress
or a model or a world-famous celebrity.

347
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,436
The facts
in this case say...

348
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,442
that she's a criminal...

349
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,739
who tried
to murder somebody.

350
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:49,495
A neurobiologist
at Duke University...

351
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,501
conducted an experiment...

352
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:55,471
where he gave a group
of thirsty monkeys...

353
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,974
a choice of either having
their favorite drink...

354
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:01,307
which was some sort
of cherry juice concoction...

355
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,678
or of having the opportunity
to look at pictures...

356
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:08,617
of the dominant celebrity monkey
of their pack.

357
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:14,283
Despite their thirst and the allure
of the cherry juice...

358
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,293
they chose to look
at the pictures.

359
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,957
Apparently monkeys
have a part of their brain...

360
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:26,129
that specifically responds
to the thrill of celebrity.

361
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,105
As do we. Think about that
for a moment.

362
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:33,541
Apart of our intricate,
fantastic...

363
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,614
and powerful
mental machinery...

364
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:41,675
specifically responds
to Courtney Reese and others...

365
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,484
who have achieved
her level of notoriety.

366
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:50,027
We have hundreds
of magazines and Web sites...

367
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:53,120
to follow them,
track them, stalk them.

368
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:57,031
Not to mention cultivate
a public obsession for them.

369
00:23:57,135 --> 00:24:01,231
It is totally and utterly
out of control.

370
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:05,173
Her fear
ofbeing followed...

371
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,008
or assaulted or even murdered
is not an irrational one.

372
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,412
She receives threats
on her life...

373
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,451
obsessive
declarations of love...

374
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,453
psychotic musings...

375
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,787
about imagined relations
or phantom encounters.

376
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:23,486
And because of celebrity
stalker Web sites...

377
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:27,429
her movements and whereabouts
can be tracked to the second.

378
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:30,399
That's the world
she lives in.

379
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,733
So, what happened
that night?

380
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,808
A man came towards her
in the dark quickly.

381
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,933
She told him to stop.
He didn't.

382
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:43,242
Fearing for her life, she acted to protect
herself. She didn't shoot to kill.

383
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:46,875
She wounded him in the shoulder
to stop his charge. She was afraid.

384
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,451
Was her fear reasonable?

385
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,124
Some years ago...

386
00:24:57,229 --> 00:25:00,630
a young actress
named Rebecca Schaeffer...

387
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,996
was shot and killed...

388
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:07,162
by a fan in front of
her apartment building.

389
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:13,074
Monica Seles was stabbed
in the back on a tennis court during a match.

390
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:17,979
Gianni Versace was gunned down
as he stepped from his home in Miami.

391
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,575
George Harrison was stabbed
in his home in the country.

392
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:26,623
John Lennon was shot four times in the back
by a devoted fan...

393
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:29,853
as he was coming home
in the evening with his wife.

394
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,323
Courtney Reese carried
a gun with her...

395
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:35,831
because of all that
had come before.

396
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:38,334
And she didn't
want to be next.

397
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:44,532
That is reasonable.

398
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:08,232
Simon?

399
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,938
Ex parte, Shirley. You of all people
should know better.

400
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:18,738
Yes. Let's file this meeting
under that category then-

401
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:20,811
Things we should know better.

402
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:26,082
- A boy died.
- So did a girl, 12 years ago.

403
00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:29,517
- Is that in play?
- You're out of line.

404
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:33,250
A wise man once said to me-

405
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:35,349
over a martini, I believe-

406
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,190
"You can take
all the facts of a case...

407
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:41,060
"figure in all the lawyers,
extenuating circumstances...

408
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:45,728
and still people forget in the end it all
really comes down to thejudge. "

409
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:49,830
You said it
with such a charming twinkle.

410
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:53,035
- I was trying to get laid.
- And, boy, did you.

411
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,613
A case in my office has fallen into
the hands of the wrong judge.

412
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,581
This ruling can't bring
your daughter back, Simon.

413
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,715
But perhaps it can stop
others from dying.

414
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:11,057
- Do you really believe that?
- What I believe is none of your damn business.

415
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,962
- I came in to play nicely.
- You're wasting your time, Shirley.

416
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,434
Actually, Simon, I'm not.

417
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:24,201
I'm prepared to audit your sentencing
on drug cases to see if there's a pattern.

418
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,801
I am prepared to make it very public
should there be a pattern.

419
00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:32,042
I'm also willing to expose
other patterns of a happily...

420
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:35,586
perhaps unhappily
marriedjudge.

421
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:42,518
- Screw you.
- You did that already.

422
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:44,993
Now you're doing it
to a 16-year-old girl.

423
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:48,395
I will not allow
for it, Simon.

424
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,266
I will bring down upon you
the wrath of my entire firm...

425
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:56,466
for which you will be no match-
No offense.

426
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,811
That squid.
I need you to talk to Paul.

427
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,683
- Me?
- Yeah. He respects you.

428
00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:13,451
I'm not entirely sure
that would be appropriate.

429
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:16,026
Why? Because we're sleeping together?

430
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,027
No. Because it's direct violation
of firm policy.

431
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:21,326
I'm a partner. You're an associate.
It just wouldn't look good.

432
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,527
Brad, this has nothing
to do with our sex life.

433
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:27,332
It has to do with you knowing
I am an excellent lawyer...

434
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,339
and I deserve
to make partner.

435
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,376
It's as simple as that.

436
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,377
- You do deserve this.
- Mm-hmm.

437
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:37,073
- I'll talk to him.
- Thank you.

438
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:29,163
Paul, Shirley, listen. Before this gets
twisted by the wrong person...

439
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,667
I just want you to know
I am having sex with Brad.

440
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,204
While I did ask him to speak to you
regarding partnership...

441
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,705
that has nothing to do
with us having sex...

442
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,174
and everything to do with the fact
I am an excellent attorney.

443
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,040
Is that clear?

444
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,345
My office, now.

445
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:56,791
So we just wait?

446
00:29:56,895 --> 00:30:00,888
The judge said don't leave.
That means the jury is probably close.

447
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:11,507
And if we lose...

448
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:14,578
how much time
will I have to serve?

449
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,512
There's no telling.

450
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:20,550
A normal person would serve
maybe three, four years.

451
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,849
But you're a figment.

452
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:27,322
I'm not sure what the sentence
is for those.

453
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:34,164
How odd it must feel
to be the object...

454
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:39,760
of so many strangers'
dreams and wantings.

455
00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:46,675
I have little doubt you're able to trade
significantly on that.

456
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,746
But?

457
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,579
It has no currency
with me.

458
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,448
Hmm.

459
00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:59,813
Well, lucky for me,
you're more convincing in the courtroom.

460
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,392
You don't believe me?

461
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,688
No, I do not.

462
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,533
All you ever really have to do
is snap your fingers, right?

463
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,871
Oh, has it come to that?

464
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,236
You actually gonna
make me snap?

465
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,375
As of five minutes ago, all of this nonsense
has stopped-

466
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,250
the intrigue, the spying,
the tattling, the games.

467
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:33,881
Marlene, don't turn your head away
when I'm speaking of you.

468
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,426
Sorry, Shirley.

469
00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:39,587
Ever since you arrived at this firm,
there has been a current of spite.

470
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:43,565
It will stop as well. If it doesn't,
consider it grounds for dismissal.

471
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,602
Marlene, leave.

472
00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:48,733
Denise, stay.

473
00:31:56,781 --> 00:32:00,478
- Denise, you will not be making partner.
- What?

474
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,748
Regardless of all your other antics,
the fact that you have slept with Brad...

475
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:07,120
exposes this entire firm
to sexual harassment lawsuits.

476
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,159
That's absurd.

477
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,423
There are people sleeping with
each other all over this law firm.

478
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:17,365
Alan Shore mated two women and had them
trying to murder each other in the lobby.

479
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:21,199
You're comparing yourself to Alan Shore
now? How low are you going here?

480
00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:25,504
Shirley, don't you see?
She is ruining our family!

481
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,135
This isn't a family.

482
00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:30,339
It's a law firm.

483
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,683
So Marlene's
getting my spot.

484
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,817
What spot?

485
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:43,792
Denise, when Marlene
was hired here...

486
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:46,159
she brought in
several major clients.

487
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:48,323
It was always our intention
to make her partner.

488
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:51,732
Why did you think
you were competing with her?

489
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,934
So that's it then?

490
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,977
I'm afraid so.

491
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:41,512
Hey, Guido.

492
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:53,354
Madame Foreperson,
have you reached a verdict?

493
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,557
We have, Your Honor.

494
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,567
- Be strong.
- I'll try.

495
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,569
This is L. A.
It's always "not guilty. "

496
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:03,731
We, thejury, find the defendant,
Courtney Reese...

497
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,811
not guilty.

498
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,448
Hah!

499
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:15,315
Ladies and gentlemen of thejury, this court
would like to thank you for your service.

500
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:19,652
You are dismissed.
This court is adjourned.

501
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,927
Denny?

502
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,930
There they are.!

503
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,971
Let's just keep moving.

504
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,439
- What about my statement?
- I'll make the statement.

505
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:39,533
- My firm.
- My coast.

506
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:42,238
You can both make statements.
We'll wait for you in the witness room.

507
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,507
- Barry Goal.
- Denny Crane.

508
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:45,843
Barry Goal.

509
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,291
Thank you.

510
00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:57,293
My pleasure.

511
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,130
So what happens now?

512
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:06,363
You just hop on a plane
and fly back to Boston?

513
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,072
Immediately.

514
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:17,372
Is it really so awful to admit
that you're attracted to me?

515
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,748
No.

516
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,879
But?

517
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:29,787
Denny and I have
a little arrangement.

518
00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,960
He picked you first.

519
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,400
I see.

520
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:41,302
So if he happened to pick
the love of your life first...

521
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:44,306
you would just go with it.

522
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,443
You're not the
love of my life.

523
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,513
So far.

524
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,354
We're not gonna kiss,
are we?

525
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:02,187
Denny's girl.

526
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:05,956
- In his mind.
- Where it counts.

527
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,162
Cheek?

528
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:16,240
I'll give you a cheek.

529
00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:37,560
So if I ever shoot
anybody else?

530
00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:42,064
You have my number.

531
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:01,545
So you're not dead?

532
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:04,177
Not yet.

533
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:09,726
You-You went away,
and I didn't hear anything. Switzerland.

534
00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:15,558
Are you dying?
Are you better?

535
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:18,897
Well, they- they were
very, very good.

536
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:21,335
But it was awful.

537
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:23,373
You wouldn't have
liked to have seen me.

538
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,339
I was at least seven percent
less cute.

539
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,278
Chocolate.

540
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:34,884
Mmm, this nonsense.
I don't know what I was thinking.

541
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,546
Marlene
and partnerships...

542
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:41,056
office politics,
none of it matters.

543
00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:44,423
Yeah. Whatever.

544
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:47,292
- Mmm.
- Listen, uh-

545
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:54,136
You wanna marry me?

546
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,813
Shirley, the judge reconsidered.
He gave us the three months.

547
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,653
- I'm glad to hear that.
- Thank you. What'd you do?

548
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,285
I traded on an old friendship
per your suggestion.

549
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,194
- I don't know what to say.
- You said thank you. That covered it.

550
00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:25,797
- Denny, you're back.
- I am? I am.

551
00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:28,667
- And I'm all here.
- Congratulations on your big victory.

552
00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:31,071
- It's all over the news. Married?
- No.

553
00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,268
- You tried.
- I did.

554
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,937
- Where's Alan?
- Around. He said he had something to take care of.

555
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,947
- I don't know.
- Well, welcome back.

556
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:41,917
Shirley,
this is a sweeps episode.

557
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:43,953
I'm not kissing you.

558
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:46,250
Shirley!
I'm in my 70's.

559
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:48,791
I'm still a physical specimen,
but you never know.

560
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:54,126
What if I dropped dead one day
and you never got that last tonsil brushing?

561
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:58,099
You always present the most ethically
challenging "what-iffers. "

562
00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,966
Your loss... and mine.

563
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:07,776
Denny?

564
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,011
Just in case.

565
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,030
Mr. Shore!

566
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:51,886
- Springtime.
- I'm going to rewrite that office manual.

567
00:39:55,926 --> 00:40:00,795
Oh!

568
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,674
Denny, I'm gonna need
a new glass top for my desk.

569
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,611
What happened to you?

570
00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:24,118
- There was a spider in my office.
- Shirley kissed me.

571
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,917
- Voluntarily?
- Of course!

572
00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:33,957
She still loves me.
Maybe I should marry her.

573
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,794
Shouldn't you first
get over Courtney?

574
00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,801
Well, my interest
in Courtney was mainly, mmm-

575
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:41,201
- Firearms?
- Mmm.

576
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:44,866
- She'd shoot you in the end.
- Perhaps before.

577
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:48,536
I really didn't love L. A.

578
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:51,206
- Full of false faux people.
- You felt at home?

579
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,215
I did.

580
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:58,784
I used to love visiting L. A.
because it was so la-la.

581
00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:02,586
It made me appreciate
Boston more.

582
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:05,958
But lately it seems
the whole country is a little la-la.

583
00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:08,429
Mmm, not the red states.

584
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:13,703
We're a bubblegum nation, Denny.
Tinseltown especially.

585
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,034
There used to be a day...

586
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:20,372
when the pandering in our society
was reserved for-

587
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,346
Politicians?

588
00:41:24,448 --> 00:41:28,009
Maybe that's what bothers me. Hollywood
has sunk to the level of Congress.

589
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:33,548
You ever wonder
if you and I are la-la?

590
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:37,559
Don't be ridiculous.
We're flamingos. And good ones.

591
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:41,222
At least one thing
remains constant.

592
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,766
I do enjoy traveling
with you.

593
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:49,033
And the best part is we always
come home together.

594
00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:51,039
To more travels, Denny.

595
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,574
- To the mountains.
- Prairies.

596
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:59,080
- The whores.
- America the beautiful.

597
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,913
Ahh!

598
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:07,923
- To next season, my friend.
- Same night?

599
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,118
God, I hope.

600
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,414
You stinker.!

