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Previously on Boston Legal.

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I used to work on
the Texas Innocence Project.

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One of my cases is up on appeal.
I could use your help.

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I'm looking for the best lawyer
I can find. I think that's you.

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- I don't like jibber-jabber in my courtroom.
- Oh, my goodness.

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- That's as far as you should go.
- Shejust kissed you?

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- I'm not gonna pursue it.
- He shoots a client in the knee.

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- He then shoots a homeless man
with a paintball gun.

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- Could you kindly point in any
direction other than my head?

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It's not loaded.

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- Oh, I guess it is.
- For God's sake, Denny!

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It's just that I feel
my song is still in me.

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- What song?
- My song.

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Everybody has a song in them, Sydney.
You should know that.

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Oh, I see.
And yours is still unsung.

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- Is that it?
- Yeah.

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I mean, here I am in my 70s...

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and I still feel that everything
I wanted to express in life...

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is still bottled up inside me
like a- a kidney stone.

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Talk to me, Sydney.
What are you thinking?

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- I think you're bored, Denny.
- Bored?

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How can I be bored?
I'm Denny Crane.

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Even the sound
of my name fascinates.

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More, Sydney.
More about me.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Well, I think...

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that you are a silver-spoon-fed...

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rich, empty sack...

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who has nothing to do now
but count his money...

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or spend it on hookers...

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and therapists who offer up
some form of affirmation.

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And, frankly, I'm sick of it!

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I would no longer even treat you...

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but for the $600 an hour I charge.

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Which sum, I might assure you...

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is meant to deter
your recurring visits.

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Do you understand me, Denny?

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I would sooner leap from the window
than see your lips move...

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the sight of which
is the visual cue...

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that feculent blather
is about to spew forth.

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This is no way for a therapist
to talk to a patient.

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My official medical recommendation
would be that you take yoga classes...

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so that you might gain the necessary flexibility
to stick your head up your ass.

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I- I do feel like
an empty sack sometimes.

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It occasions depression. It even caused me
to buy a handgun to end it.

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I even carry it around with me...

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never knowing when I might
decide to join the ranks of the unliving.

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And then I think to myself,
how unoriginal.

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Suicide is so ordinary.

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But...

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if I were to shoot
my doctor-

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Well!

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Ah, now, but, you see, Denny...

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that would result in you
actually accomplishing something real.

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You see?
Something actual...

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as opposed to the manufactured heroics
of your publicist, the mad cow-

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And then it suddenly might matter-
really matter- that you were born.

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And-And how would you
handle that after 70-plus years...

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of unmitigated insignificance?

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- You don't think I matter?
- Oh, pull the trigger, Denny! Do something...

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to rise above your insipid
press releases!

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All the meaninglessness!
Just pull it!

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You think I won't?

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Actually, I happen to know you will.
I happen to know you must.

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You see, you're pointing a gun
at a therapist...

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who's not only got
a death wish of his own...

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but also a life insurance policy
which excludes suicide.

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And, you see, Denny,
I've often wondered...

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how can I possibly end my life without
forfeiting my son's Harvard education?

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But if I were to be
murdered, then-

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So...

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you must shoot me,
or I will shoot you.

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Go ahead. Pull the trigger,
or I will kill you.

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- Okay, Sydney.
- Pull it.

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- I'm not gonna shoot you. Don't be ridiculous.
- Then you must die.

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- Come on, Sydney. Game's over.
- Give you the count of three. One-

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- Sydney.
- Two.

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- For God's sake.
- Three.

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What now?

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Denny shot his therapist.

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Dear God. Paintball?

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- Real bullets.
- Is he-

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No. The man is apparently going to survive.
He's in the hospital.

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Denny's in custody.
Where's Alan?

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It's not that I'm not ready, Your Honor!

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It's that I was called for trial.
Division Six, Judge Holt.

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Judge Holt doesn't
control my courtroom.

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I told you the last time there'd be
no further continuances.

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I cannot be in two places
at the same time!

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- You should've gotten somebody else from your office to cover.
- Somebody else?

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The public defender's office
is so overextended.

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So's the D. A. 's office.
He's here and ready.

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Of course he's ready.
Because they prioritize the racial profiling cases.

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- I object to that, Your Honor.
- The truth is we shouldn't even be here!

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Save it for trial, counsel. Which will begin
tomorrow, either with or without you.

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Adjourned.

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Excuse me.
I couldn't help but overhear...

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which is so often
the case when people shout.

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My name is Alan Shore.
I'm an extraordinary attorney.

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I could tell you stories.
But more incredibly, I'm available.

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Alan.

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- Chelina.
- Oh, my God.

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- How are you?
- I'm fine.

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How are you?

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Today, a little dyspeptic.
But in general, I'm splendid.

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- God. The last time I saw you-
- I think it was a Sunday.

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Then I was taken off the air. You went off to
do movies. Then I got switched to Tuesdays and-

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Here we are, with old footage.

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Exactly.
You look smashing.

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And you're black.

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- Sorry?
- This is fate.

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I just took a case where
I think race was a factor.

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Profiling. I'd love to
exploit you...

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which I believe
you invited me to do once.

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- I meant sexually.
- Yes.

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So, this case involves persecution,
civil rights- all the good stuff.

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- Can Legal Aid spare you? The client's indigent.
- Alan...

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the last time we worked together,
I kissed you.

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Really? I'd forgotten.
You'll have to refresh me on that.

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Excuse me.

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My lover.

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Hello, Denny.

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You did what?

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- I thought he was a quail.
- I'm not laughing.

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It was total self-defense.

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After I threatened to kill him,
the bastard threatened to kill me. It's not right.

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- Why were you carrying the gun?
- I have a constitutional right to.

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- Not a concealed weapon.
- Oh, yes, I do.

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And the Supreme Court's
gonna say so.

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Just as soon as they finish
overturning Roe v. Wade.

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Denny, this time
you've gone way too far.

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You always say that.

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No, I don't. Paul Lewiston does.
And besides, you shot a man. Another man.

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I'm telling you I had no choice.
The man was gonna kill me.

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He could go tojail for this.
I mean, how could he avoid it?

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First of all,
he's claiming self-defense.

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Second, the guy's apparently okay.
He just took it in the clavicle.

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- Third, I'm talking about Denny. He shoots people all the time.
- Well, you're probably right.

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He's probably already booked
himself on Larry King Live.

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- What's happening with Sandy?
- Nothing.

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- I thought you were gonna-
- Nothing's happening with Sandy.

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- Didn't you have your big second-
- Nothing's happening with Sandy.

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She dumped me.

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I'm sorry.

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- Did she say why?
- Does it really matter?

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Brad, while I appreciate how deeply guarded
you are, you need to share more.

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- I mean, you don't have any friends to talk to.
- I have plenty.

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Name three.

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What happened?

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You know, I'm going to tell you.

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Just to see if the look on your face
remotely matches the look on mine when she-

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- You know why she dumped me?
- Hmm?

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Because I'm a lousy kisser.

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Yeah. Exactly my reaction.

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Well, um, all I can say...

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if that is in fact
the reason-

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- It is.
- You're sure?

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- I called an ex-girlfriend. She confirmed it.
- Confirmed?

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I'm the worst kisser
in the history of the planet.

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Oh.

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Yeah. Let me ask you something.

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Is it really that important
in the scheme of a relationship...

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and all its potential, including but not
limited to the parenting of children-

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Is how a man kisses
really that important?

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Well, at the beginning,
all the promise of romance...

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and forgive me,
but the magic, it's-

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and forgive me,
but the magic, it's-

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Yes, it's in the kiss.

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Women are always complaining
about not being taken seriously.

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And you look at the leading women's
magazines- Vogue, Cosmopolitan-

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it's always about "How do I get a man?"
"How do I look?" "How do I please a man in bed?"

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And now I discover they're willing to measure
the substance of a relationship with a kiss.

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It isn't men who demean women.
It's women.

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Hey. Alan. How's it going?

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Fine. Thanks. How are you?
You can get back to me on that.

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If there's something trapped in there,
I encourage you to let it out quickly.

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I'm due in court.

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Well, I was wondering if I could join you
and Denny on the balcony sometime.

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Just trying to diversify
my life with some male bonding...

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and I was wondering, you know-

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Brad, any gathering of three or more men
always seems like a team to me...

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and I've never been
much of a team player.

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So if you're going to show,
count me out.

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But is there something specific
you'd like to talk about?

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Are you a good kisser?

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Case number 62345.

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The Commonwealth versus
Denny Crane. Attempted-

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Alan Shore for the defendant.
We'll waive reading of the charges.

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- Oh, dear God, it's you.
- I know who I am, counsel.

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You don't need to tell me it's me.

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I know perfectly well it's me.

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That's superfluous information
that is tantamount to jibber-jabber.

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I do not tolerate
jibber-jabber in my courtroom.

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The defense enters a plea of not guilty.
I move for a probable cause hearing.

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- Why?
- Why?

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- First, because I'm entitled to.
Second, because I think- - He shot him.

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The victim is in the hospital.

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I think I have enough
probable cause, Mr. Shoop.

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Actually, Your Honor,
uh, since our last get-together...

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I've changed my name
from Shoop to Shore.

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Since it's already on
my driver's license and passport...

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not to mention
all the pleadings before you-

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Though I'd never presume you
to read pleadings. They're-

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- Jibber-jabber.
- Jibber-jabber.

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The victim is in fact scheduled
to be released from the hospital today.

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It was simply a shoulder wound, which is where
my client was hoping the bullet would land...

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once the gun accidentally went off
after the victim threatened to shoot my client...

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- putting him in reasonable fear for his life.
- Your Honor, ifhe wants...

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a probable cause hearing,
let him call the arresting officer.

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The arresting officer wasn't there.
It was only my client and Dr. Fields.

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We're talking about
attempted murder here.

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The damage to Mr. Crane's reputation
could be irreparable.

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These charges never should've been filed.
I should be allowed a probable cause hearing.

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You talk too much.

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Assuming the victim
is physically able...

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we will reconvene at 3.00 p. m.
tomorrow, you talker.

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Enough of this- this... "poopycock. "

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Poopycock.

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Poopycock.

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Oh, no. No, no. No, no.
No, you don't. Get out, Denny.

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Dr. Fields, I'm Alan Shore.

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You undoubtedly know by now that we've subpoenaed
you to appear at a probable cause hearing.

223
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Well, that's not a very wise ploy, Mr. Shore.
What is it you expect me to say?

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That you forced Denny
to shoot you-

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that you gave him no choice.

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Oh, you don't want to be calling me
to the stand, okay?

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Dr. Fields, Denny informed me...

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that your intense desire to die...

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played a significant part
in what happened.

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You know, often when people
contemplate dying...

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they take measure of their legacy.

232
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:12,082
I'm assuming yours thus far
consists of many things.

233
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,049
Denny assured me
honesty is one of them.

234
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,021
I shall count on you to be honest
in that witness chair tomorrow, sir.

235
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:22,890
Well, now, I wouldn't count
on anything if I were you.

236
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,954
Sydney, I never would've shot you.
You know that.

237
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,646
Dear God, what now?

238
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,085
The managing partners
have convened a meeting.

239
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,749
The topic of discussion
is deposing Denny...

240
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,985
expelling him from the firm.

241
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,494
What? First of all,
the financial hit would-

242
00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,461
They don't care.
They've had enough.

243
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,557
Second of all, they need to read
their partnership agreement. Denny can-

244
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,398
Evidently we need to read it.
There is a clause...

245
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,438
which calls for his ouster...

246
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,803
should he ever be convicted of a felony, which-

247
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,809
he is certainly looking at now.

248
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,272
What do we do now?

249
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,546
I don't know.
They seem serious.

250
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,712
Why shouldn't they be?

251
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,789
He shoots people.

252
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,391
Massachusetts has no
"stop and identify"statutes.

253
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,021
So we could make the argument
that the arrest was unlawful...

254
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,327
and therefore our client
had a right to resist.

255
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,925
- That'll never fly.
- Well, it doesn't need to fly...

256
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,495
so much as flap and flutter
its way to reasonable doubt.

257
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,941
Profiling is wrong. We certainly
don't do it when selling off our ports.

258
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,008
Why are you looking at me like that?

259
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,979
Who's closing here?

260
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,880
Sorry?

261
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:56,113
With the case.
Should I close or you?

262
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,689
Uh, I'll take the client...

263
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,055
and you can close.

264
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,526
Alan.

265
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,597
May I?

266
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,902
I'm not terribly comfortable with you
working closely with this woman.

267
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,973
- What?
- I'm tapped into office gossip.

268
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:18,202
I happen to know you kissed her
during the death penalty thingy case.

269
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,040
You're kissing me now.
Remember?

270
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,912
Melissa, you and I kissed once.
I barely participated.

271
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,453
We certainly didn't agree
to any kind of exclusivity.

272
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,818
No hickeys or pins...

273
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,619
- or letterman jackets.
- You and I are in a relationship, Alan.

274
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,025
The fact that you don't realize it
doesn't give you license to be unfaithful.

275
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,858
You're mad as a hatter.

276
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,898
When two people sleep together-

277
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,867
- That was a night terror thing.
- I'm talking about the sex.

278
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:47,370
- What sex?
- The sex you and I both know is coming.

279
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,269
Don't fall for her, Alan.

280
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,374
She's just a guest star.

281
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,008
He seemed to bejust staring at
one of the houses. It seemed very odd.

282
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,351
We, uh, asked him for identification,
and he refused to provide it.

283
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,447
- And then what happened?
- We asked him again.

284
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:10,050
He continued to refuse.
So we attempted to take him into custody.

285
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:16,067
That's when he became violent. We eventually
overcame him and placed him under arrest.

286
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,035
When you arrived at the scene,
did you ask him what he was doing?

287
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:23,234
He said he found the houses on this street
quite beautiful, and he enjoyed looking at them.

288
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,369
And is that lawful in this neighborhood,
to look at houses that you find beautiful?

289
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,879
- Of course.
- Is it your pattern...

290
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,440
to ask people for identification
when they're engaging in lawful behavior?

291
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,043
- He didn't live there. So I thought-
- How did you know that?

292
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,285
I patrol that neighborhood. I pretty much
know who lives there and who doesn't.

293
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,792
You know everybody in this neighborhood?
Every person?

294
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,922
- Not every person, but-
- How did you know my client didn't live there?

295
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,331
We have the right
to ask citizens for identification.

296
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,736
That's all I did.

297
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,308
You know what?

298
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,310
I checked you out.
You're an exemplary officer.

299
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,108
You also have
a reputation for honesty.

300
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,343
Honestly, Officer...

301
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,920
your decision to ask my client
for identification-

302
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,921
Was his race a factor?

303
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,963
Officer, was it at all a factor
that he was black?

304
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,560
Black in an all-white neighborhood.

305
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,165
Yes, it was a factor.

306
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,756
- Alan.
- Shirley.

307
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,385
- How are we doing?
- If you mean with Denny...

308
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,828
I've got a probable cause
hearing scheduled.

309
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,230
I'm trying to make this go away,
though I can't possibly see how.

310
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,771
You need to. Wagons are starting to circle
if he gets any kind of conviction.

311
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,137
Shirley, surely-
Shirley, he'll be convicted of something.

312
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,439
Well, it can't be a felony.
There's a clause in the partnership agreement.

313
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,378
It's serious, Alan.
The partners seem inclined to expunge him.

314
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,575
- Well, his name is on the wall.
- They'll keep the name and broom him.

315
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,245
I see no way of dodging this
short of you having sex with the judge.

316
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,382
I'm sorry. I now feel queasy
having even thought of that.

317
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,858
What about the victim?
Can he be influenced?

318
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,192
I doubt it. Even if he consented to being shot...

319
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,392
which he seemingly did,
that still doesn't absolve Denny.

320
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,595
- Do you have a plan?
- At the moment, no.

321
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,234
- So stupid.
- Then why are you being so-

322
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,834
Because I'm being stupid.
It's like frickin' high school, for God sakes.

323
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,039
Okay. Tell me exactly what happened.

324
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,208
I told you. I was on a date.
It was a terrific date.

325
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:50,118
With another woman?
Where do you find all these women anyway?

326
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,521
I'm a lawyer. I was a marine. Just do the math.
I'm the complete package.

327
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,061
- Right. So-
- So I get to her front step.

328
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,858
Clearly she would have
received my kissing her.

329
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,433
I wanted to kiss her.
I was going to kiss her.

330
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,593
But I didn't, because
I have this new phobia.

331
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,866
I mean-
Right? That's what the stupid song says.

332
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:12,933
What, um, exactly
are you doing when you kiss?

333
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,947
- I do what everybody else does.
- Yeah. E-Exactly what?

334
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,908
Lips meet. At some point,
I put my tongue in.

335
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,953
Swish it around a little.

336
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,420
Ah. Well, maybe you could use
some pointers or something.

337
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,051
I happen to be
a very advanced kisser.

338
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,824
- Maybe I can walk you through this a little.
- Don't be ridiculous.

339
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,559
- Beats having a phobia.
- No, it doesn't.

340
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,464
Fine.

341
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,106
Don't even ask.

342
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,846
Mr. Pryor, why were you
in that neighborhood?

343
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:56,751
I like to dream.
One dream- I guess my American dream-

344
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,585
is someday I would like to
live in a home like those.

345
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,683
I enjoy the architecture,
the landscaping.

346
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:06,525
You realize a police officer
has the right to ask for identification?

347
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,829
And if I would've been doing anything suspect,
I would've given it to him.

348
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,335
If it would've been a random thing,
I would've complied.

349
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,463
But it wasn't. I was targeted
because I was the wrong color.

350
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,101
But, Mr. Pryor, come on.
You physically resisted the police officers.

351
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,180
I never assaulted them.
I just-

352
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,843
When they pushed me to the ground
and tried to handcuff me...

353
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,887
I simply fought back.

354
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,947
If a police officer sees a man he believes
to be a stranger in the neighborhood...

355
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,961
and that man is strangely staring
at houses for no apparent reason...

356
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:41,123
is it your testimony that it's unreasonable
to ask that man his name?

357
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,701
It's not reasonable to ask him
simply because he's black.

358
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,828
If the man had been white,
staring at the houses...

359
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,838
it would be okay to ask his name?

360
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,501
If he would've been white,
he wouldn't have been asked. That's my point.

361
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:58,574
- Plead guilty?
- They've offered probation.

362
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,016
- You're asking me to plead guilty?
- Mr. Pryor...

363
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,644
your testimony went well,
but let's not kid ourselves.

364
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,247
Under the law, police can
constitutionally require identification...

365
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,692
without probable cause,
without reasonable suspicion.

366
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,731
- How can that be?
- Because the public wants to feel safe.

367
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,598
And people, especially the white ones,
don't want the black ones staring at their homes.

368
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,537
Now, we can keep fighting here,
but you must know the law does not support us.

369
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,370
I want to fight.

370
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,050
- How's it looking?
- Not good, Denny.

371
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:44,458
- Oh.
- Aside from the case at hand...

372
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,862
we've got your rather colorful history
of shooting people.

373
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,433
Hmm.

374
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,402
- There was the man in the office last year.
- He took you hostage.

375
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,405
- Paintball incident.
- He threw a rock at me.

376
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:59,204
- Your own client.
- In the knee.

377
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:03,407
It simply won't be a big leap for a jury
to think you'd happily plug your therapist.

378
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,483
I know. I know.

379
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:08,314
It's, uh- It's different
this time. I...

380
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,821
shot a human being-
a real human being.

381
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:16,724
- The others weren't?
- Well, two were criminals, and the other was, uh, homeless.

382
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,819
But Sydney is real.

383
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,661
He pays taxes. He lives. He breathes.
He's a Republican.

384
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:27,100
We'rejust so desensitized to guns.

385
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,971
I- You know,
I don't like to admit this.

386
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:35,137
I laughed when I heard that the vice president
mistook his friend for a bird.

387
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,738
I actually laughed.

388
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,407
You were the only one.

389
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,920
But to see it for real.

390
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:50,457
I still can't shake the image
of Sydney going down.

391
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,665
I- I never thought I'd say this...

392
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,827
but I can't bring myself
to so much as look at a gun.

393
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,163
- Denny.
- The way he fell...

394
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,469
I thought he was dead, gone.

395
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,544
Now I'm gone.

396
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,514
It's not over yet, Denny.

397
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,209
Alan, so help me God...

398
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:17,721
if you ever catch me looking
at a gun again-

399
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,910
How we doing?

400
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:53,152
- A list of everything you love about me.
- That's my closing.

401
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:57,194
What do I say?
The police can legally require an I. D.

402
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:59,195
He resisted arrest.

403
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,027
Under the law, he's guilty.

404
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:06,593
What am I supposed to do?
Ask that the jury disregard the law?

405
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,740
You need to have faith
in them, Chelina.

406
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,641
You need to remember these are people
of conscience, of compassion.

407
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,509
You need to remember
they're too stupid to get off jury duty.

408
00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,243
I am not that cynical.

409
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,182
I know you're not.

410
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,281
Shirley Schmidt.

411
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,925
She assigned me to a case
recently to close.

412
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:37,798
She felt I had a certain capacity
to see the darkness in people's hearts.

413
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,405
One of the reasons
I wanted you on this case...

414
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:45,499
among other reasons...

415
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:51,310
I think you have a capacity to tap into
what is fundamentally decent about people.

416
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:58,049
I believe if you call on this jury
to do what is right...

417
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,091
morally right, if not legally...

418
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,198
they will follow.

419
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,746
So, what pointers
do you have specifically?

420
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,112
- I have another date.
- Same girl?

421
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,651
Different.

422
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,846
The Few, The Proud, The Brave,
lawyer package.

423
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:34,187
I get dates all right,
but I need you to tell me how to kiss.

424
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,789
Okay. Um, first of all...

425
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,695
the stick it in
and swish it around thing.

426
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,769
It's not supposed to be
like cleaning your toilet.

427
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:48,202
- Nice.
- There needs to be a certain...

428
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,672
gentility about it.

429
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,709
I think you might be too aggressive.

430
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,473
- Okay.
- Also...

431
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:59,141
what part of your tongue
is making contact with hers?

432
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,150
What do you mean?

433
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:05,313
- I mean, what-what part of your tongue is
connecting with hers? - The tip. What else?

434
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:06,583
- Ooh.
- What?

435
00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:09,626
Well, um, this part here-
That is the most sensitive.

436
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,889
You don't taste food with the tip.

437
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:15,296
And this part is the most sensual.

438
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,369
Well, how do people connect with
that part without slobbering?

439
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,668
They just- Okay, could I please
show you clinically?

440
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:26,107
- What do you mean?
- I mean, Brad, that I am a double black diamond kisser.

441
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:29,203
And I'm also incredibly busy.
So could I please just quickly show you?

442
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,145
- I guess. If-
- Okay.

443
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,580
Okay. Okay, relax.

444
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,886
The tongue isn't supposed to get hard.
I think that could be your problem.

445
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,252
Okay.

446
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,268
Okay. Better.

447
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,497
Um, definitely better.
But tone down the swishing.

448
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:58,736
And, um, I feel like you're blocking
my tongue from going into your mouth.

449
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,902
- Yeah, I don't like that.
- What?

450
00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,813
- I don't like it when a woman's tongue goes in my mouth.
- Um, Brad, that's the whole idea.

451
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:09,944
- Yours and hers, and hers- - I just prefer
that everything takes place in her mouth.

452
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,955
- Why?
- Because I do.

453
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:16,517
Brad, this is why you are the worst kisser
in the history of the planet.

454
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:20,029
- So drop the Homeland Security, and let the girl's tongue in.
- All right.

455
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,725
Relax. Code yellow.

456
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:37,075
- Wow.
- Wow, definitely. No questions asked. Wow.

457
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,911
Let's try it again.

458
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,042
Mmm.

459
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,885
Mmm. Mmm.

460
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,185
Um-

461
00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:51,319
You're a-
You're a really quick study.

462
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,294
Wow.

463
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,959
- Uh, let's put it together. You and me. Me and you.
- I, um-

464
00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,730
I don't think that-

465
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,207
Mmm!

466
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,300
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This lesson does not include hands.

467
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,995
Do you swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth...

468
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:28,588
- and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Yes, I do.

469
00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:33,303
Good afternoon, Dr. Fields.
Thank you forjoining us.

470
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:35,668
I realize you've been
through quite an ordeal.

471
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,834
Yes. And now you seek
to put me through another.

472
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,604
Your Honor, Dr. Fields is hostile.

473
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,475
Why wouldn't he be?
He was shot.

474
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:46,311
No. I mean as in hostile witness.
Uh, permit me to lead.

475
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:50,148
- Oh, go on then.
- Dr. Fields, at the time of the incident...

476
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:54,021
Mr. Crane was in the middle
of a therapy session with you.

477
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,491
- Am I correct?
- Denny Crane doesn't even believe in therapy.

478
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,620
He comes out of boredom.
He likes to hear himself talk.

479
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,529
- Which is the cause of great frustration for you.
- Yes.

480
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,625
'Cause when he's not
endlessly repeating his name...

481
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,897
he's full of this
self-serving blather.

482
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:11,669
If I have to hear him go on
one more time about mad cow-

483
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,801
This time he was less boring.
He pulled a gun.

484
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:18,076
Yes. Well, the gun. The gun. If I had a nickel
for every time he did that-

485
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:22,347
- Wait. He's drawn a gun on you before?
- Oh. Oh! Hell, yes.

486
00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:25,980
Any time he doesn't like what he hears, yes,
it's Dirty Harry time.

487
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:29,890
So you really didn't feel threatened
when he produced a firearm this time then?

488
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,224
I felt threatened to the extent...

489
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,265
that this time it might just go off,
the way he waves it around.

490
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:38,733
Okay. But, Doctor, you produced a gun
of your own, didn't you?

491
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,930
- Absolutely I did, yes.
- Why?

492
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,700
Because I just did.
That's why.

493
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:46,208
Okay? I was sick ofhis antics,
and I told him so.

494
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:48,871
You called him an empty sack,
told him he led a meaningless life.

495
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,676
You provoked him
to pull his gun, didn't you?

496
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,546
Maybe so. I don't know.
Who cares?

497
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:57,052
What is this poopycock?
What kind of doctor are you?

498
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,884
Your Honor, if I may proceed?

499
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,254
Oh, go on then.

500
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:06,422
Dr. Fields, once Mr. Crane
produced his weapon, you drew yours.

501
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,466
And you told him if he didn't shoot you,
you'd shoot him.

502
00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:13,731
- Did you not say that, sir?
- Obviously. You know that I did.

503
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:16,568
You wanted him to shoot you
so you wouldn't have to shoot yourself...

504
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:20,872
and your family could collect the life insurance
to pay for your son's Ivy League education.

505
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:22,913
Well, it certainly
sounds like you were there.

506
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,777
You gave him to the count of three.

507
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,078
Shoot you by the count of three
or you'd kill him.

508
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:29,312
- That's right. Mm-hmm.
- And you counted it off.

509
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,718
- One, two-
- And three.

510
00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,291
- Don't anybody leave this room.
- What is this jibber-jabber?

511
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,952
- Shut up! - That wouldn't be
jibber-jabber, Your Honor. That's a gun.

512
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,996
Anybody leaves this room,
and I will shoot Mr. Shore.

513
00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,295
- If I might object to that.
- How did you get in with that?

514
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,996
My brother is a lawyer, and I came in
the back door with his bar card.

515
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,972
- I guess the question, Dr. Fields, is why?
- Why?

516
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:54,272
Because all my life
I sat in that chair.

517
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,176
That's why.

518
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:59,512
Listening to other people who had lives
far more grander than mine...

519
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:03,917
while I just sat tucked away
in my office leading no life at all.

520
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:07,685
Vicariously coaching other people,
watching them get rich like this-

521
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,623
this nutcase here!

522
00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,491
And I couldn't stand it anymore!

523
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,861
I did crack!
I wasn't gonna just stand around...

524
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:20,097
being some- some sort of impotent
little spectator to my own life!

525
00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,264
And I'm sick of any society
that- that...

526
00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:27,037
glamorizes the eccentrics
and the psychopaths...

527
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:30,672
and the belligerents when there's
the meek and the wise-

528
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,684
- If I could get you to point that in any other dir-
- Shut up!

529
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,779
You think you're the only one who likes to
live big, Denny? You think that?

530
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:42,451
You think that by paying me $600 an hour
that that entitles you to belittle me?

531
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,051
- 600?
- Shut up!

532
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,324
You stand belittled now, Denny.

533
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:50,731
Why don't I shoot your best friend here?
Why not? I mean, he's your real therapist.

534
00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,895
He's the one you tell your secrets to!
Why don't I just shoot him?

535
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:58,669
- Please put the gun down.
- I didn't shoot before, Denny, but I will this time.

536
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:01,074
- I really will.
- Sydney.

537
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,841
- I took you out once. Don't make me do it again.
- With what?

538
00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,848
This!

539
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,351
You said you'd never so much
as look at a gun again.

540
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,429
I never said I wouldn't shoot one.

541
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:36,409
I feel I should go with him.
I'm as close as he actually has to family.

542
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:40,177
- Denny, you shot him twice.
- Even so. Should we ask for a continuance?

543
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,684
No. I want to make my argument
to dismiss to the judge...

544
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,721
while he's still
in the throes of fear.

545
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,518
I'm due in Division Three
for closing arguments in the Pryor case.

546
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:50,526
- Hopefully I'll be back within the hour.
- I'll take over from here.

547
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:53,062
Don't you dare.

548
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,428
- And don't shoot anybody.
- Oh, please.

549
00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,965
- Did they arrest Denny again?
- Apparently not.

550
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,008
- It appears he saved everyone.
- What about the underlying charges?

551
00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,577
As far as I know, they still stand.

552
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:15,116
- Um, we need to talk.
- We most certainly do.

553
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,414
It was a kissing demonstration.

554
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:23,048
- We had sex.
- I'm aware of that.

555
00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:27,957
- On the floor.
- I am aware of that too.

556
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,000
Which brings me to, what now?

557
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,264
Company inkwell, Brad.
We work together. That's it.

558
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,737
- We had sex.
- Yes.

559
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,933
- Incredible sex.
- Yes.

560
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,476
And that's it?

561
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:43,274
Yes.

562
00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:58,793
Mr. Pryor refused to identification
in defiance of the law.

563
00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:02,696
He then physically resisted arrest,
which is a second crime.

564
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:07,066
And he wasn't targeted simply because
he was black, by the way.

565
00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:10,937
He was questioned because he was
a stranger to a particular neighborhood.

566
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:15,274
Now, did Officer Ralston come to that conclusion
in part because he was African-American?

567
00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:18,007
Yes. He admitted that.

568
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,108
But where's the line between
racial profiling and common sense?

569
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,244
Race can be used as a criterion...

570
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:26,551
as long as it's just one factor among others
in estimating criminal suspicion.

571
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:30,184
Common sense.
When it comes to terrorism, for example...

572
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,854
of course we target people
of Islamic or Arab descent.

573
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,229
We simply have to afford the police
the discretion to say, "Hey.

574
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:40,464
That person might be more likely to be
engaging in certain criminal activity. "

575
00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:44,007
Now here the defendant
was a stranger to this neighborhood.

576
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,008
He was oddly staring at houses.

577
00:35:46,110 --> 00:35:50,547
Officer Ralston asked his name.
The defendant refused to tell him...

578
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,014
which in addition to being a crime,
made him more suspicious.

579
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:58,054
Then he got violent. We're here
not because of Mr. Pryor's race...

580
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,384
but because he broke the law.

581
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:07,556
I guess we don't have much
of a problem targeting Islamics.

582
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:11,362
Especially not at the airport.

583
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,530
That doesn't offend us
because we all so want to feel safe.

584
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,577
But the thing is it's taken the stigma
off of racial profiling.

585
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,112
The term no longer
has a bad connotation.

586
00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:27,651
And thatjust makes it easier
to profile other races, doesn't it?

587
00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:31,984
I mean, once you say
it isn't an evil to discriminate...

588
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:35,058
you make it slightly more
permissible to discriminate.

589
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,923
Next thing you know, you got police
questioning African-Americans...

590
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,520
simply for looking at houses
in white neighborhoods.

591
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:44,795
We have a term in
this country called D. W. B.

592
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,870
"Driving While Black. "

593
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:50,737
Innocent black motorists
are pulled over every day in this country.

594
00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,741
It's a way of life.

595
00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,811
Well, guess what.

596
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:57,380
People like Dennis Pryor
have a choice.

597
00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:59,711
They can either
rail against it...

598
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:03,514
or they can just concede
it's a way oflife...

599
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,589
and things stay the same.

600
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:09,956
Dennis Pryor decided to protest.

601
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,723
He decided to hear the words
of Henry Thoreau...

602
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,993
Susan B. Anthony,
Martin Luther King Jr...

603
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:20,628
who all considered
civil disobedience to be patriotic.

604
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,638
American.

605
00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:25,842
You need to go back to that room...

606
00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:29,379
and hear the dream of Dr. King...

607
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,416
where children grow up to be judged
not by the color of their skin.

608
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:37,476
My client was judged
by the color of his skin.

609
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,957
That cannot be acceptable to a country
that prides itself on human rights.

610
00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:46,291
That cannot be acceptable
to the 12 of you.

611
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:57,236
I don't dispute that
Mr. Crane's life was in danger...

612
00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:01,277
but he created the dangerous situation
when he first pulled the gun on Dr. Fields.

613
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,472
Oh, please.
Did I create it in this courtroom?

614
00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:06,141
To an extent, yes.
We wouldn't have all been standing here...

615
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,514
had you not pulled that gun
back in the doctor's office.

616
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,985
Your Honor,
I saved this man's life, probably yours...

617
00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:15,787
and he's in here waving around his poopycock
with his mumbo jumbo jibber-jabber-

618
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:19,226
At a minimum, the charges of carrying
a concealed weapon should be considered.

619
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,493
National security.
Dr. Fields is a terrorist.

620
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,797
He terrorized this courtroom.
He's a Democrat.

621
00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:28,565
I've had enough of all this.
Mr. Crane...

622
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:31,699
you had no excuse
to be carrying a gun.

623
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,868
Second Amendment. Founding fathers.
You probably knew them.

624
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,310
Jibber-jabber.

625
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:41,147
But here you did use the gun
to save lives, quite possibly my own.

626
00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:44,415
I'm going to
let you off this time...

627
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,046
with just a stern warning.

628
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,215
Thank you.

629
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,850
I haven't given it yet!

630
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,087
Mr. Crane...

631
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:56,930
I warn you not to do...

632
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,337
this again.

633
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,330
Not guilty. Adjourned.

634
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:08,074
- Well, seems you didn't need me after all.
- Ennyday Anecray.

635
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,854
Mr. Foreman, has thejury
reached a unanimous verdict?

636
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:21,686
- We have, Your Honor.
- What say you?

637
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,056
In the matter of
the Commonwealth versus Dennis Pryor...

638
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,061
on the charge
of disorderly conduct...

639
00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:28,290
we find the defendant not guilty.

640
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:31,527
On the charge of unlawfully
resisting arrest...

641
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,796
we find the defendant not guilty.

642
00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:35,428
Ladies and gentlemen
of thejury-

643
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,064
- I won?
- You won.

644
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:42,043
- No probation or anything?
- You won, Dennis. You are free to go.

645
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:44,774
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

646
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:48,477
- And thank you.
- I hope you get to live in that beautiful house one day.

647
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,486
Pick a better neighborhood.

648
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,386
I will. Thank you.
I will.

649
00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:02,165
Bye.

650
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,509
Bye.

651
00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:30,351
Ah, still at large.

652
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:34,297
And don't think
I take it for granted.

653
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,301
Canada, Japan, England-

654
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:42,202
Any number of those pinko countries,
I'd be in jail for shooting somebody.

655
00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,503
- God bless America.
- I had sex with her.

656
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:49,346
With whom?

657
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,041
Kate Smith, before
she put on the weight.

658
00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:56,347
From the mountains to her prairies,
she is one hell of a ride.

659
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:00,590
So, Denny, what happened?

660
00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,625
Your love affair with guns back on?

661
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:06,457
Alan, lives were saved
because I was armed.

662
00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:10,330
We all should be armed. Every citizen
should have one strapped to his waist.

663
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,527
Hell, the criminals all have them.

664
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:16,197
The answer isn't less guns.
It's more.

665
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:19,242
I'm surprised you didn't
think of it sooner.

666
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,243
Mad cow.

667
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:24,746
So...

668
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,044
how was it with Ch-Chelina?

669
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,711
Incredible pheromones.

670
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,187
- Mmm.
- Had I been a moth, we'd have mated and died by now.

671
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:36,487
Oh. And then, of course,
there's Melissa.

672
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,721
I don't know what to make of her.

673
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,127
It's good to have choices.

674
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,334
Thought it was funny
to finally meet your therapist.

675
00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:50,037
A man never introduces
his wife to his mistress.

676
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,108
That's a shame.

677
00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:54,871
Makes for a hell of a party.

678
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,973
So, do you think it's
a sign of Alzheimer's...

679
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:02,450
if you can't remember
how many people you shot?

680
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:05,579
As long as you can remember who.

681
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,680
Hmm. Hmm.

682
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,759
Hmm.

683
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,633
You stinker!

