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{665}{714}What's the damage?
{741}{821}Contusions on the chest and arms.
{873}{925}Slight bruising on the lower abdomen.
{963}{1007}Otherwise, there's not a mark.
{1033}{1082}Splendid.
{3002}{3059}- Hi.|- {y:i}Morning, Ruth.
{3061}{3110}Hey, stop! Turn round.
{3154}{3203}You're overweight.
{3234}{3277}So, what's new?
{3279}{3325}How would you like to fight the flab?
{3327}{3438}So long as it doesn't involve any exercise|or cutting down on any of my food.
{3440}{3513}All it involves is a large dose of masochism.
{3515}{3545}Listen to this.
{3547}{3579}"Dear Gwen,
{3581}{3698}l've just completed a ten-week course with a new|weight-reducing organisation called Think Thin.
{3700}{3742}Physically, it was a success.
{3744}{3809}l lost nearly a stone and a half,|but at what a price!
{3811}{3884}{y:i}The technique they use|{y:i}destroys all you seIf-confidence
{3886}{3962}and l'm sure it could turn someone with a mental
{3964}{4025}{y:i}or psychological problem into a nervous wreck.
{4027}{4116}Why don't you get one of your reporters|to take the course?
{4118}{4171}{y:i}It'd make an interesting article
{4173}{4228}and you'd be doing a public service."
{4230}{4281}- Well?|- Oh, geat
{4283}{4335}The assignment of the year!
{4337}{4402}And what made you think of little old me?
{4404}{4490}Not so little.|That's why l'm offering you a world exclusive.
{4492}{4546}Why don't you get one of the fellas to go?
{4548}{4591}They're more overweight than l am.
{4638}{4747}{y:i}This is the Womens Page, lovey, and our|{y:i}readers are not interested in overweight men.
{4749}{4847}They're interested in themselves, and new ways|of keeping slim, young and beautiful.
{4849}{4956}Well, l don't know why we have|a Womens Page. We don't have a men's page.
{4958}{5019}How are we going to get rid|of sexism in this country
{5021}{5123}if even Fleet Street think that women are|self-centred morons with no minds of their own?
{5125}{5248}Ours not to reason why, ours just to increase|the female readership of the paper.
{5250}{5342}Yes, well, l'd like to write|about the real world for a change.
{5344}{5443}The real heartaches,|the shocks that flesh is heir to.
{5445}{5550}Oh, it's just that l am fed up with fashion shows|and potted plants and perfect kitchens.
{5552}{5588}Ruth!
{5621}{5707}You can't go walking about|with Epping Forest on your shoulder.
{5709}{5800}lf you want to be independent,|then resign and write a bestseller.
{5876}{5959}Well, do you have any background stuff|on this place?
{5961}{6044}Not much. lt's based at the Chesterton Clinic.
{6046}{6124}{y:i}So presumably|{y:i}it's funded by the same foundation.
{6126}{6175}Chesterton... Do you know who runs it?
{6177}{6221}A man called Willis.
{6223}{6257}Willis.
{6259}{6325}{y:i}Used to be a PE teacher|{y:i}at a south London comprehensive.
{6327}{6411}Six months after he resigned,|he emerged as the director of Think Thin.
{6470}{6509}How long do l have to stick with this?
{6511}{6551}{y:i}As long as you can
{6553}{6628}Do some short interim reports|and we'll do a big spread at the end.
{6630}{6679}- All right?|- OK.
{6681}{6713}Oh, and, Ruth?
{6715}{6819}Get Roland to get a shot of you each week|so that the readers can follow your progress.
{6821}{6941}Progress? Why do you skeletons assume|that cutting everybody down to your size
{6943}{6981}{y:i}is progress?
{6983}{7072}l'm with Caesar.|"Let me have men that are fat."
{7454}{7504}{y:i}Just taken a call.
{7506}{7554}There's another big one coming in soon.
{7582}{7611}Clean bill of health?
{7613}{7652}Of course.
{7654}{7683}How old?
{7685}{7732}Late 20s.
{7734}{7821}Shame. Those whom the gods love, eh?
{7823}{7861}Shh. Door.
{8965}{8999}Look at her, everybody.
{9001}{9042}Isn't she fat?
{9044}{9107}Isn't she ugly? Isn't she repulsive?
{9109}{9197}You ought to be ashamed|to be seen in public, Joyce.
{9199}{9278}{y:i}You should bury yourself up to the neck in sand.
{9280}{9340}Look! You weren't always like that.
{9342}{9420}A slim young girl|without an ounce of surplus fat.
{9422}{9506}{y:i}You put on all that weight|{y:i}through sheer self-indulgence
{9541}{9607}Do you like looking so unattractive, Joyce?
{9635}{9695}Do you enjoy making men turn away in disgust?
{9697}{9732}No.
{9734}{9780}{y:i}Then what makes you so greedy?
{9782}{9864}{y:i}What makes you stuff your face|{y:i}with starchy foods all day?
{9866}{9908}{y:i}Don't know
{9910}{9951}Boredom, l suppose.
{9953}{10034}Boredom?!|What have you got to be bored about, Joyce?
{10036}{10069}You say you love your husband,
{10071}{10113}{y:i}you love your children.
{10115}{10188}Yes, but...they're always away.
{10190}{10221}l'm lonely!
{10223}{10280}Well, do something about it, you stupid cow!
{10318}{10390}{y:i}Start jogging!|{y:i}Start a creche a political party.
{10392}{10441}{y:i}Anything to take your mind
{10443}{10486}off your guts!
{10488}{10540}Have you looked in the mirror lately?
{10542}{10584}Yeah. That is why your husband
{10586}{10642}{y:i}stays out late at the office.
{10644}{10735}{y:i}Putting off the moment when he's got|{y:i}to come back to a quivering mountain of fat!
{10945}{10987}lt's all right, Joyce. lt's all right.
{10989}{11055}Here. l think you've got the message.|Off you go.
{11164}{11205}Right.
{11232}{11281}Ben, stand up and be counted.
{11465}{11511}{y:i}Well, what do you think, folks?
{11513}{11569}A slight improvement.
{11571}{11652}{y:i}I think I can see an image|{y:i}of the slim inner male there.
{11654}{11690}How much have you lost, Ben?
{11725}{11799}l haven't. Matter of fact,|l've gained a couple of pounds.
{11801}{11872}Well, doesn't show. You're thinking thin.
{11874}{11923}{y:i}Now that's important
{11925}{11957}{y:i}Congratulations, Ben
{12065}{12090}Right,
{12092}{12187}we've got a first-time fatty with us tonight.|lf you'd like to come forward, Ruth.
{12255}{12304}Have you got that photograph?
{12405}{12454}Yes. As l thought.
{12456}{12516}Nothing congenital about your condition,
{12518}{12568}{y:i}- is there?|- No.
{12570}{12637}{y:i}Well, you'e going to have to|{y:i}pull youself together.
{12639}{12675}{y:i}Start counting the calories.
{12677}{12707}{y:i}Because if you don't
{12709}{12777}you will be as big as a house|by the time you're 40.
{12985}{13035}One more, please.
{13037}{13138}What is this?!|Are you striking a blow for fatties' lib?
{13140}{13195}- Willis's orders.|- You're joking?
{13197}{13300}lt's true. He told me after the class|to have a big blowout tonight.
{13302}{13346}That's carrying the snobbery a bit far.
{13372}{13418}He says l'm a special case.
{13420}{13501}l've been on a protein and citrus fruit diet|for two week s now,
{13503}{13553}and l've hardly lost any weight at all.
{13555}{13602}So Willis suggested l take in some extra fat
{13604}{13655}{y:i}to give the citrus juice something to work on.
{13657}{13753}Oh, and he's given me a pill to take afterwards.|To speed up my metabolism.
{13755}{13801}Sounds crazy to me.
{13803}{13847}But then half these diets are so far out,
{13849}{13919}they sound as if they were thought up|on April Fools' Day.
{13921}{14048}You know, some freak wrote to us and said that|she'd lost two stone on potatoes and ice cream!
{14050}{14122}- Do you get many freak letters at the paper?|- Mm. Sackfuls.
{14124}{14165}Mainly about sex.
{14167}{14265}Today is the age of anxiety|with just about everyone feeling inadequate.
{14267}{14305}Yes.
{14307}{14344}And l'm no exception.
{14383}{14436}Why? Because your marriage failed?
{14438}{14488}Partly.
{14490}{14540}And partly because l seem to bore people.
{14542}{14631}l'm expecting your eyes to glaze over|long before we come to the coffee.
{14633}{14673}Do you want me to wear dark glasses?
{14675}{14717}Wouldn't do any good.
{14719}{14782}l'd be imagining the boredom|even if it wasn't there.
{15113}{15175}You're something in the City, right?
{15177}{15215}l'm a merchant banker.
{15217}{15255}Have l struck gold?
{15257}{15343}- How about a loan?|- Certainly. There's just one proviso.
{15345}{15380}What's that?
{15382}{15425}lt'd have to be at least half a million,
{15427}{15491}otherwise it's not worth the paperwork.
{15493}{15584}And l thought the country|was supposed to be on its uppers.
{15619}{15669}- Tell me something, Ruth.|- Mm?
{15671}{15765}ls your um... coast clear,
{15767}{15800}{y:i}men-wise?
{15875}{15949}My coast is so clear,|you can see right down to the sea bed,
{15951}{16042}- and there's only a couple of wreck s down there.|- Good.
{16044}{16092}And how about your coast?
{16094}{16142}Woman-wise?
{16182}{16237}Hasn't been a vessel in sight for over a year.
{16239}{16283}Sounds idyllic.
{16310}{16361}l just love uninhabited islands.
{16859}{16898}Thank s, Ruth.
{16900}{16936}What for?
{16938}{16983}Not glazing over.
{16985}{17027}Don't knock yourself.
{17029}{17080}You're more special than you think.
{17082}{17141}l'll walk you to your car.
{17350}{17405}l hope Willis knows what he's doing.
{17407}{17465}l feel absolutely bloated.
{17467}{17514}Do you know what he asked me at my interview?
{17516}{17579}He asked whether l'd ever suffered|from food poisoning.
{17581}{17639}Yes, he asked me that, too.
{17641}{17695}- lt was rather odd, l thought.|- Mm.
{17697}{17778}Perhaps it's dangerous for somebody|who's suffered from salmonella.
{17780}{17816}Might bring it on again.
{17818}{17870}Perhaps.
{17906}{17932}Well...
{17959}{18004}Well.
{18335}{18375}Well, that wasn't boring at all.
{18432}{18464}May l phone you?
{18500}{18535}Give me your hand.
{18793}{18826}What's that?
{18828}{18877}My phone number.
{19145}{19194}Bye.
{21857}{21913}Aargh!
{22708}{22736}Hello?
{22738}{22784}- {y:i}Miss Cairns?|- Speaking.
{22786}{22835}{y:i}This is the Hertfordshire police, miss.
{22837}{22898}{y:i}Are you acquainted with a Mr Ben Faraday?
{22900}{22966}Yes, l am. Why? ls something the matter?
{22968}{23009}{y:i}Mr Faraday has had an accident.
{23011}{23084}{y:i}He drove off the road last night|{y:i}and crashed into a tree.
{23086}{23143}Crashed?! Well, is he badly hurt?
{23145}{23209}{y:i}He's dead, miss. He must have died instantly.
{23266}{23305}Oh...
{23331}{23373}How did you get my number?
{23375}{23410}{y:i}It was written on his hand.
{23412}{23485}{y:i}Do you know where we can get in touch|{y:i}with his next of kin?
{23511}{23555}No.
{23557}{23606}No, l'm sorry, l don't.
{24896}{24970}- Excuse me. Are you a reporter?|- Yes.
{24972}{25003}Could l have a word with you?
{25005}{25043}What about?
{25082}{25165}Er, l don't mean here. Later.|Somewhere private.
{25167}{25240}Now, listen, Andrew,|before you say another word,
{25242}{25299}l write for the Womens Page
{25301}{25408}and, frankly, stories about funeral directors|don't make ladies' hearts go pitapat.
{25410}{25469}lt doesn't matter.|l've just got to talk to somebody.
{25471}{25514}OK.
{25516}{25588}That man who died...|was he a friend or a relation?
{25590}{25647}A friend.
{25682}{25717}Was he big?
{25719}{25753}On the plump side?
{25755}{25831}Well, you handled his funeral.|You must have seen him.
{25833}{25875}No. They wouldn't let me.
{25877}{25916}Who wouldn't?
{25918}{25947}{y:i}The bosses.
{25949}{26020}{y:i}- Mr Basil and Mr Cedric|- Why not?
{26022}{26114}They just said they wanted to dress|this particular corpse themselves.
{26116}{26186}But that is usually your job?
{26188}{26297}One of them, yes. There used to be another man|but he retired. Now there's just me.
{26333}{26387}Now, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.
{26463}{26521}- You say you didn't see the body.|- No.
{26523}{26574}How did you know|that he was on the plump side?
{26576}{26642}Sorry. l heard them talking.
{26644}{26731}Mr Cedric told Mr Basil|that there was another big one coming in.
{26733}{26786}{y:i}- Another big one?|- {y:i}Yes
{26788}{26836}That started me thinking.
{26838}{26912}You see, the same thing happened|about... six months ago.
{26914}{26977}There was a body they wouldn't let you see?
{26979}{27035}Yes. Only that time l did see it.
{27037}{27102}- l sneaked into refrigeration while they were out.|- Why?
{27104}{27148}l don't know.
{27150}{27207}l suppose l thought|it might be somebody famous.
{27209}{27273}- Somebody who wasn't supposed to be dead.|- And was it?
{27275}{27374}No. But he was fat.|And it looked as if he'd been in a car accident.
{27411}{27501}So... two fat men are killed on the road|in six months.
{27503}{27570}l don't see that it's anything|to get so screwed up about.
{27572}{27627}OK, OK, listen.
{27629}{27688}Do you know why we handled|your friend's funeral?
{27690}{27786}Because Mr Cedric just happened to be driving|along the same road after he crashed.
{27788}{27879}And the other man... lt was Mr Basil|who found the body after his crash.
{27933}{27973}Coincidence. lt must be.
{27975}{28029}No. l think there's something funny going on.
{28031}{28107}You think they're trying to increase their turnover
{28109}{28169}by faking accidents?
{28171}{28249}Look, if that's what you suspect,|why don't you go to the police?
{28251}{28297}l've no proof.
{28323}{28392}Anyway, they'd think l was a nutter.|Just like you do.
{28429}{28489}No, Andrew, l don't think that.
{28491}{28539}lt's just l don't know how l can help.
{28565}{28609}You can be a witness.
{28611}{28643}Witness?
{28645}{28692}That coffin's not been buried, you know.
{28694}{28762}lt's been taken to a family vault|about two miles away.
{28764}{28836}l plan to break in tonight and open it.
{28838}{28892}You can tell me if it's your friend.
{28894}{28930}You mean you think it won't be?
{28932}{28976}l'm not sure.
{28978}{29074}All l know is l won't be able to rest|until l know that everything's OK.
{29297}{29342}You realise you'd be committing a crime?
{29344}{29392}Of course. l know the law.
{29394}{29432}And that l'd be an accessory?
{29434}{29467}Please yourself.
{29469}{29508}l'll do it on my own if l have to.
{29543}{29606}l'll bring some garlic. Dracula might try
{29608}{29657}{y:i}and turn us into the undead.
{30062}{30111}Come on!
{31101}{31128}Shh.
{31130}{31161}What?
{31163}{31203}l thought l heard someone.
{31205}{31255}Outside
{31287}{31331}Maybe it's Dracula.
{31333}{31389}That doesn't sound so funny in here.
{31975}{32021}Why is he bandaged up like that?
{32023}{32106}Search me. We usually dress them|in their best clothes.
{32108}{32142}What are you doing?
{32144}{32203}We came here to make a check, didn't we?
{32205}{32241}No, Andrew, please!
{32243}{32343}lt's only a body. Your mate's got no further use|for it. l don't think he'd care.
{32345}{32412}l care! lt's desecration!
{32414}{32470}lf you don't fancy it, don't look.
{33894}{33939}How are you going to get in?
{33941}{33983}Oh, l've got a set of keys.
{34009}{34083}l had some duplicates made|when l started to get suspicious.
{34085}{34139}- You'll want to wait here, yeah?|- No!
{34141}{34172}No, no, l'll come with you.
{34174}{34239}Are you sure?|Some people, they can't take it in there.
{34241}{34291}No, l'm sure they can't.
{34682}{34731}Shh.
{36525}{36574}Oh...
{36887}{36931}OK, so now we can go to the police.
{36957}{36993}What are we going to tell them?
{36995}{37088}That the governor's been mutilating corpses.|lt's a very serious offence.
{37090}{37177}So is breaking into private vaults|and opening coffins.
{37179}{37222}We'll only get ourselves into trouble.
{37248}{37293}- Yeah.|- {y:i}Besides
{37295}{37373}it may be my chance to get off|the Womens Page.
{37375}{37457}Show that Big White Chief exactly what l can do.
{37459}{37521}What, play detective, do you mean?
{37523}{37555}Mm.
{37581}{37646}lf we can discover what they're up to,
{37648}{37701}l can give that paper a real exclusive.
{37819}{37857}I know where we can start.
{37859}{37897}Where?
{37899}{37964}That other time, six months ago.
{37966}{38067}The following morning, l saw Mr Cedric|and Mr Basil loading a coffin onto a hearse.
{38069}{38149}- What does that prove?|- That's usually the pallbearers' job.
{38151}{38206}They'd nothing on that day.|l checked the diary.
{38208}{38281}Maybe the coffin was empty|or they were going to fetch a corpse.
{38283}{38390}No. From the way they were struggling, there|was obviously something inside the coffin.
{38430}{38473}Maybe it was a private funeral.
{38475}{38519}Too private to be in the diaries.
{38521}{38563}l checked the limousines as well.
{38565}{38605}They were all in the garage.
{38607}{38672}Have you ever heard of a funeral|with no cars for mourners?
{38685}{38744}{y:i}You think the same thing|{y:i}may happen tomorrow?
{38759}{38846}{y:i}If you were to park outside our yard|{y:i}you'd find out, wouldn't you?
{42724}{42787}- Are you looking for me, Miss Cairns?|- No.
{42789}{42819}Er, yes.
{42821}{42877}- Yes, l wanted a word with you.|- What about?
{42879}{42987}- l hope you're not going to give up your classes.|- l don't know yet.
{42989}{43038}ls there somewhere we could talk?
{43408}{43505}- Well?|- Listen...l may be being stupid, but...
{43507}{43546}What?
{43548}{43591}Ben Faraday...
{43593}{43634}Yes.
{43636}{43718}Why did you encourage him|to go on stuffing himself with food?
{43720}{43808}- Well, it's part of his prescribed treatment.|- Well, who prescribed it? You?
{43810}{43867}- The doctors.|- And the pill that you gave him?
{43869}{43930}To speed up his metabolism,|l believe you told him.
{43932}{43975}Well, that's what they told me.
{43977}{44078}l'm no scientist, Miss Cairns. l couldn't tell you|what was in the pill or how it worked.
{44080}{44134}Even if l could, l don't think l should tell you.
{44136}{44227}l'm really sorry about Ben,|but these secrets belong to the clinic.
{44229}{44262}The clinic pays my wages.
{44264}{44313}l'm just a PE instructor.
{44576}{44637}lt's perfectly in order. The usual amount.
{44639}{44698}- The usual amount.|- Thank you.
{44700}{44766}Another satisfactory transaction. On both sides.
{44792}{44884}l'll be in touch when we need further...supplies.
{44886}{44972}We may be forced to increase our prices,|Mr Rothwell,
{44974}{45040}if the frequency goes on increasing.
{45082}{45106}Oh?
{45108}{45176}Cost of living.
{45178}{45218}You understand.
{45220}{45278}ln a manner of speaking, sir.
{45280}{45318}And the risk s involved.
{45348}{45395}Very well.
{45397}{45437}Shall we say an extra five per cent?
{45497}{45570}Of course, if we knew the exact purpose|you require them for...
{45572}{45631}Ten per cent.
{45689}{45736}Thank you, Mr Rothwell.
{45738}{45805}As long as you're satisfied|with the service we provide.
{45807}{45853}Thank you. We have no complaints.
{45879}{45921}l shall be in touch.
{45947}{45981}Good. Good.
{46156}{46194}Goodbye, Mr Rothwell.
{46196}{46245}Until the next time.
{46449}{46492}Rothwell.
{46494}{46531}We may have a problem.
{46533}{46610}"Since the series of successful|heart transplant operations,
{46612}{46681}which first brought the Chesterton|into the public eye,
{46683}{46732}{y:i}a team of surgeons and technicians
{46734}{46801}{y:i}has been conducting experiments|{y:i}into the replacement
{46803}{46837}of damaged limbs.
{46839}{46892}And a spokesman announced recently
{46894}{47010}that he believed it would not be long|before the Bionic Man became a reality."
{47012}{47068}Limb transplants.
{47070}{47108}So, Doctor, what do you think?
{47110}{47199}20th-century body snatchers.|Shades of Burke and Hare?
{47347}{47407}l'm sure Andrew's right.
{47409}{47471}There is something funny going on.
{47473}{47508}l would like to follow it up.
{47538}{47576}But it isn't our territory.
{47578}{47672}Even if you do come up with a story,|the Big White Chief will take it away from you.
{47674}{47728}Well, l shall resign.
{47730}{47778}And l shall write the bestseller.
{47841}{47869}OK.
{47896}{47970}- l think you deserve a shot at it.|- Thank you.
{47972}{48026}Doctor, l shall need a referral letter.
{48028}{48077}Oh, yes. Um...
{48106}{48172}lntermittent claudication of the left leg.
{48174}{48234}- Huh?|- That's your trouble.
{48236}{48285}Oh.
{48318}{48418}The condition has been deteriorating|considerably during the last six months.
{48420}{48471}l shall recommend a vein transplant.
{48724}{48788}Chesterton Clinic? No, never heard of it.
{48790}{48848}Are you sure? Was there nothing in the diaries?
{48850}{48881}No, l'm quite sure.
{48883}{48961}Well, there obviously is a connection.
{48963}{49027}lt look s to me|as if the Chesterton Trust has come to
{49029}{49089}some kind of secret deal with your bosses.
{49091}{49173}What, to supply them with arms and legs,|do you mean?
{49226}{49262}lt's quite creepy.
{49302}{49391}lt's a nasty racket. l think it ought to be exposed.
{49393}{49465}You plan to suss it out, then, this... this clinic?
{49467}{49537}Mm. l'm going to try and get myself admitted|as a patient.
{49539}{49624}lf l discover any concrete evidence,|l'm not going to hang around there.
{49626}{49683}l'll check myself out and l'll come and find you,
{49685}{49733}and then we can go to the police together.
{49735}{49771}OK?
{49773}{49881}OK. l've got three jobs on tomorrow,|so l'll be working late tonight.
{49883}{49975}l should be here till about... 11 o'clock,|if you need me.
{49977}{50012}Right.
{50014}{50063}Right.
{50255}{50325}l'd be careful if l were you.|lf they fixed those accidents,
{50327}{50381}they wouldn't think twice about fixing yours.
{50408}{50494}Well, if they do, Andrew,|l expect you to give me a royal sendoff.
{50840}{50884}How old are you, Miss Cairns?
{50886}{50952}- l'm 29.|- How far can you walk without pain?
{50954}{51001}Er... not very far.
{51027}{51113}By the time l get home in the evenings,|the leg is throbbing away like mad.
{51115}{51250}Your doctor think s a...a vein transplant|might be appropriate.
{51252}{51290}Did he explain what that involves?
{51292}{51404}l believe it means replacing the defective artery
{51406}{51448}with a vein from the other leg.
{51450}{51482}That's right.
{51484}{51556}lf you've a blockage|which is causing circulatory problems,
{51558}{51596}it can be very serious.
{51598}{51657}{y:i}Not long ago, we'd have had to amputate.
{51659}{51748}But nowadays we can offer|a less drastic alternative.
{51786}{51827}Good for you!
{51829}{51877}Lie on the couch and let's have a look at you.
{51929}{51978}Right.
{52009}{52066}Dr Bradley.
{52068}{52134}l don't believe he's referred|a patient to us before.
{52136}{52199}Well, he certainly seemed to know all about you.
{52201}{52272}He said you were way ahead|of the rest of the field.
{52304}{52341}Your GP, is he?
{52343}{52393}Yes.
{52395}{52494}He's also medical correspondent|on the...newspaper that l work for.
{52496}{52544}Diagnosis by proxy? l'm not sure l approve.
{52546}{52630}Oh, he doesn't give instant answers.|lf somebody has a specific problem,
{52632}{52732}- he tells them to go to their own doctor.|- Sensible fellow. Could you stand up, please?
{52734}{52759}Yes.
{52929}{52959}That hurt?
{52961}{52994}Yes.
{53020}{53069}- What about that?|- Ouch!
{53109}{53163}We'll have to take some tests, Miss Cairns.
{53211}{53255}How soon could you come in?
{53307}{53347}How soon could you take me?
{53349}{53385}Tonight?
{64121}{64164}Unexpected guest, eh?
{64226}{64266}What are you after, my dear?
{64268}{64308}The silver?
{64378}{64415}No.
{64441}{64487}No, l...
{64489}{64565}l was just driving past|and l happened to see the house.
{64592}{64667}l have this thing about English country houses.
{64669}{64725}So you thought you'd pay us a visit?
{64727}{64792}How nice. Are you hungry?
{64858}{64893}- Well, l...|- {y:i}Crenshaw,
{64895}{64958}- set another place for dinner.|- Yes, sir.
{65116}{65145}May I know your name?
{65147}{65200}Cairns.
{65227}{65260}Ruth Cairns.
{65262}{65306}l'm Humphrey Chesterton.
{65339}{65381}Come and meet the others.
{65628}{65671}Ruth Cairns, everyone.
{65673}{65733}An old friend who just happened to be passing.
{65759}{65814}This is Peter Atkins, Joan Hubbard,
{65816}{65884}{y:i}Luciano Rossi from Italy
{65886}{65923}Angela Rook,
{65925}{65985}{y:i}Mr Lim from Hong Kong
{66017}{66049}..and Jack Rothwell.
{66051}{66110}Good evening, Miss Cairns.
{66112}{66214}That gammy leg of yours doesn't prevent you|from using the clutch pedal, l see.
{66216}{66265}She's staying to dinner?
{66267}{66312}Why not? We've enough to go round.
{66314}{66349}But, Humphrey!
{66351}{66385}She's staying, Luciano.
{66387}{66439}Of course.
{66490}{66528}Glass of champagne, my dear?
{66530}{66592}lt's a particularly fine vintage.
{66594}{66669}Thank you.
{67030}{67069}Bit frightening, aren't they?
{67071}{67152}When l first came, l was absolutely petrified.
{67154}{67240}But they're not a bad lot, really.|Not when you get to know them.
{67242}{67293}Are you a friend of Sir Humphrey's?
{67295}{67334}l know what you're thinking.
{67336}{67433}You're thinking, "What's that common-looking|woman doing in a posh 'ouse like this?"
{67435}{67476}No, I wasnt, I assure you I was...
{67478}{67550}Of course you were. lt's all right, love.
{67552}{67628}l still can't believe it myself after all this time.
{67630}{67766}Joan 'Ubbard from Bolton|'obnobbing with the gentry.
{67768}{67849}Do you know, l still have to pinch myself|to make sure l'm not dreaming.
{67851}{67918}Here we are, my dear. Your very good health.
{67944}{67986}Cheers.
{67988}{68044}Would you excuse me?
{68046}{68107}Ooh, he's a good'ost, isn't he?
{68109}{68163}Such perfect manners.
{68165}{68212}Oh, and attractive, too.
{68214}{68255}A rich, handsome widower.
{68257}{68305}Ooh, he'd make a grand catch, wouldn't he?
{68307}{68402}- How long have you known him?|- Humphrey? Oh, just over a year.
{68404}{68451}- How did you meet?|- On a plane.
{68453}{68494}Well, that's how we all met.
{68496}{68578}Oh. What, you mean|you were all on the same flight?
{68580}{68618}Yes.
{68620}{68694}Yes. From London to Marrakech.
{68721}{68765}Oh...
{68767}{68852}Marrakech... You mean the one that...
{68854}{68923}Crashed in the Atlas mountains. Yes.
{68925}{68968}We're the only survivors.
{69032}{69101}- So this is a sort of reunion?|- That's right, yes.
{69103}{69135}We meet once a month.
{69137}{69207}This is our 13th.
{69209}{69261}But why?
{69263}{69338}l'd have thought it was an experience|that you'd rather forget.
{69378}{69427}We like to remember the others.
{69459}{69505}The passengers what died.
{69507}{69553}My 'usband, for one.
{69555}{69621}{y:i}We were sitting rignt next to each other,
{69623}{69696}and yet all l got were a couple of bruises.
{69698}{69758}You were lucky.
{69760}{69825}How long was it before they found you?|Two weeks?
{69827}{69875}Two and a half.
{69908}{69936}Amazing.
{69938}{69985}Well, the papers said it was a miracle.
{69987}{70060}The search parties had given up hope|of finding anyone alive.
{70062}{70111}They shouldn't have done.
{70113}{70194}lt's extraordinary how canny people can be|when they're up against it.
{70196}{70242}Hm?
{70244}{70324}The things they can bring themselves to do.
{70537}{70621}Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.
{70788}{70834}Sorry to hear about your wife, Luciano.
{70836}{70902}Still, she went quickly.|That must have been a blessing.
{70904}{71006}lt was. She was in great pain. lf she had lived,|it would only have prolonged the suffering.
{71008}{71061}Yes, when l lost my poor dear Penelope,
{71063}{71145}it was some consolation|that her death was instantaneous.
{71147}{71183}What happened to her?
{71213}{71306}A riding accident. We have a great black mare|called Thundercloud.
{71308}{71352}{y:i}Moody beast Unpredictable
{71354}{71404}{y:i}Penelope thought she could contol her
{71406}{71440}Turned out she couldn't.
{71442}{71515}Have you thought of marrying again, Humphrey?
{71517}{71574}l've thought of it. You know how it is.
{71601}{71649}{y:i}At my age one gets rather set in one's ways.
{71651}{71713}Difficult to find a woman|who's prepared to adapt.
{71746}{71804}How about you, Ruth? Are you married?
{71835}{71879}No.
{71881}{71937}No, l...l'm a workaholic.
{71939}{72013}Difficult to find a man who's prepared to adapt.
{72077}{72122}You and Humphrey should get together.
{72124}{72217}- l doubt if our tastes would coincide.|- Why do you say that?
{72239}{72302}Well, l-l mean, you don't even know me at all.
{72304}{72400}True. But with such an age gap between us,
{72402}{72459}l think there might also be a credibility gap.
{72486}{72526}{y:i}I'm a creatue of habit, my dear,
{72528}{72633}and you might find some of my habits|a little eccentric.
{72635}{72714}{y:i}I'm sure she'd come to share them, Humphrey.
{72716}{72752}ln time.
{72754}{72815}l doubt it. l doubt if anyone could share them
{72817}{72898}who hasn't had to make a virtue of necessity.
{72900}{72949}Crenshaw.
{72993}{73042}l believe we're ready for the main course.
{73044}{73079}{y:i}Yes, sir.
{73919}{73939}No!
{73970}{74011}Something the matter, my dear?
{74013}{74050}Er...
{74076}{74111}l know who's under there!
{74141}{74207}Oh! l think you're all disgusting!
{74308}{74350}ls it wise to let her run off?
{74352}{74415}lf she doesn't want to stay, that's her funeral.
{74460}{74516}By the way, l hope you can all stay the night,
{74518}{74630}because tomorrow l think l can promise you|a very special meal.
{75133}{75182}Andrew!
{75212}{75261}Andrew!
{75807}{75839}{y:i}It's no use I'm afaid
{75907}{75931}You!
{76172}{76207}Yes.
{76209}{76243}l was on that plane as well.
